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>be me
>go to a tourist village in the countryside where i grew up to visit my parents and old friends during the summer
>friend has a guest house
>some cool tourists and my friend wanted to introduce them to his friends
>we have fun and chill so long it gets late af and the street lights go off
>I met this cute girl there... turns out she was interested in the same things I am.
>she watches anime and plays vidya.
>we got along great and she was constantly throwing hints and flirting. So much that some friends start joking about it
>fast forward 2 days
>we start chatting a lot
>even more hints
>at one point she was openly saying that she likes me and inviting me to her place when I get back from the countryside (the city she lives in is pretty close to the one I am)
>one night I'm chilling with the dude with the guest house
>he tells me he thinks that she has a boyfriend
>ask her about it
>it's true
>I'm still mad at my friend for not telling me earlier
>she's either a fucking whore or she was just playing around with me
>haven't said anything else since last night
I'm fucking done guys. I'm not even ugly or whatever why the fuck was she playing around with me. The worst is I had my chances with many other girls but I didn't do shit cause I didn't like them back... just fuck it.
You got any other stories to cheer me up? I know mine's not that bad but shit's been building up on me and I'm kinda fucking mad.
>talk to someone online
>they compliment me once
>Instant love
>>29984605
no compliments but actual fucking flirting
she hinted that she wants there to be something between us every time she could
And it didn't start online ffs
>spend all my time on r9k before it was deleted by Moot
>gets deleted
>decide to sign up to shitty CC
>get to my first class early and just sit in the back by myself
>notice Asians are pouring into class and sitting on the opposite side as if I was radioactive
>all except this tiny Asian girl, long black hair, brown eyes, petite, pale skin
>she sits right next to me unlike everyone else
>her friends show up, there's at least 7 of them and they're all trying to get her to move to the other side with the other Asians
>she isn't budging, they all sit around each other while avoiding me
>all non Asians sit near me
>everyday we have to get a new partner since it's a language class
>whenever I'd get paired up with her, she'd rarely keep eye contact, look at the floor mostly and seem really nervous but I never knew why, she'd almost go mute but she really knew her stuff and seemed to rush the group work really quick and seemed a bit flustered
>oh well, think it might just be an Asian thing and brush it off
>an entire semester and the Asians kept to themselves and all the non Asians banded together
>language class 2 starts and I take the same professor, at the same time
>nearly everyone who took language class 1 took 2 with the very few who got an F and quit
>go back to my usual seat
>except there's someone sitting in my seat now, an Asian guy
>tell him that he's sitting on my seat
>tells me that it's college and you could sit anywhere you want
>(he has a point, guess I'll sit somewhere) I think to myself
>before I could even agree with him she tells him to MOVE!
>he's shocked! but he moves anyways
>t-thanks, I guess
>another semester where nothing really happens between us other than her fumbling around when we're group together, she has trouble talking to me, must be because I'm not Asian
>we sit next to each other but there's never any interaction between us other than when we have to
she sort of looked like this...cont
ITT: we post our daily routines and our
>age
>gender
>location
>occupation
I'll start
>19
>f
>ausland
>no real occupation, am doing visual art stuff at home and selling it sometimes
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>feed the cat
>browse 4chan or play vidya
>draw or read lit
>do nothing until 2pm or so
>ride skateboard around, mainly to the city gardens
>grab a drink from local cafe
>watch until halfway through sunset
>come back home
>make something to eat
>read/draw/do nothing
>Skype internet bf and fall asleep together on Skype
rinse and repeat
>>29984510
22
Male
USA
Wake up late afternoon
Eat
Get high while playing vidya
Get high while tending animals (chickens and dog)
Girlfriend gets off work
Get her high
Night comes
Go to work where I stock shelves at local store
Listen to occult audio books and listen to bones radio on spotify till work is over
Go home and meditate
Go back to sleep
>>29984550
>occult audio books
am keen for more information/recs
>>29984559
I go on librevox and just dl what ever author I'm currently listening to. I have finished 2 aleister crowley books and a meditation book in the past week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAMEiHxOH-Q
go and rage at this shit robots, fucking roastie queen... she doesn't even have a job, she just gets shit for free off her underage fucking 'fans'
>>29984503
actually decent editing and clip choice
not even mad, expected worse
+ get over it. just another head on the hydra bruh
>>29984503
This song bangs
>>29984503
lol her suicide attempt
attentionwhores are really getting bad and the sympathy is probably coming from other attention whores
she doesn't have depression, people need to stop lying about this shit
THAT FEEL WHEN NO ONE WILL, IN MY ENTIRETY, UNDERSTAND HOW GREAT I AM.
>>29984336
>no one can understand how great i am
get back to tumblr normie
It's like having the greatest piece of art ever created in a room with no door to enter in
You're not great if only you can acknowledge it
>>29984336
Actual geniuses were not given credit until after their death, if at all, while Kim Kardashian has been one of the most notorious members of our current society. Recognition is a farce. Also, why do you think you deserve better?
You pay men for services you can't do. Other than that, they are useless to you.
Women's only use is sex. They offer a service; sex and intimacy.
Being friends with a woman does not make sense because you will inevitebly want intercourse with her if you find her physically attractive, and the possibility of rejection increases dramatically, the longer you two are friends. This is because she "sees you as a friend" ie the female realises she can exploit you of your intimacy without recouperating with sex. Obviously females enjoy sex or else they wouldn't have it, but sex for them is like chocolate. If they want some, they can just go get it. Whereas for males, sex is like excersise; if we want results we have to work extremely hard. (Unless you have good genetics and fast metabolism, then all you have to do is mimic normie behaviour and not sperg out, then you can get laid).
cont?
add me on sky if you wanna have a IM chat
james.joey3
i will change your life
When was the last time a girl rewarded you with sex for saving her life? How about when you defended her from being raped/picked on by bullies? When you took her to prom, only for her to be fucked by Chad that night? Oh she's bipoler/depressed/autistic? And you looked after her for how many years? Oh my God, she cheated on you with Chad! All you did for her, the money you spent. No matter what, you shall not kill yourself because there's plenty of fish in the sea... Oh wait? The guy who bullied you all throughout highschool, set your hair on fire, called you a nigger/paki/whitetrash/pizza face; you just caught him fucking your mom? Holy shit dude that is when you kill her and kill yourself.
Murphy's law everybody: 'Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong at the worst possible moment.'
>implying I can't get a brojob from my bro who's totally not gay
Get a load of this faggot
who mischief/
Is that NOVAAandlover
asddsa xo xo
fatty fatt fat fat phatt
Anyone else actually have a good experience with this app?
I'm a pretty ugly fuck. I did the calculations with my matches/swipes and it's about a 1.5% chance per swipe I'll match. Literally talked to none of my matches. Yet, it only took one cutie to super like me and get some dates going. Now we are on our 4th date and things are going great.
I'd say just download it and participate in the daily swipefest. You never know if some delusional girl might find your brand of ugly their taste.
>>29984198
>fucking normies and chads pretending to be "ugly"
honestly you can fuck right off
>it's another "7/10 guy calls himself ugly while getting laid on tinder" episode
remember to sage kids
>>29984221
I don't know if you read my post or not, but my 1.5% figure is pretty accurate. From what I've found the average person has about a 10-15% chance.
A pretty soul crushing difference.
![the.last.samurai.2003.720p.bluray.x264-nezu.mkv_snapshot_00.48.23_[2016.07.15_21.18.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i6Qzder.jpg "the.last.samurai.2003.720p.bluray.x264-nezu.mkv snapshot 00.48.23 [2016.07.15 21.18.28]")
ITT: scenes in movies women will never understand
>"why didn't he just stay down???"
>>29984136
This is my favorite movie alongside 'Gladiator.'
Can any anon recommend me similar movies?
>>29984153
Lawrence of Arabia
>>29984153
Kingdom of Heaven (director's cut)
> So how many of you robots live with normalfags?? tell me your stories and experiences.
Normies are scum i wish they did not exist.
>>29984092
I moved in with my girlfriend and her parents. Once I had moved in I started helping out around the house, doing dishes and laundry etc. The thing was her dad was a lazy shit who did nothing and sat online all day but would occasionally help out like once a week. My gfs mom noticed this and saw that he was infact useless because I helped so much easily and he did nothing. So she ended up arguing more and more, but then starting buying me shit like clothes and taking the three of us out for dinner and leaving him at home alone on his pc.
Long story short she left him after a year and a half and moved out, kicked him out and left us the house for ourselves.
So I suppose in a way I was the normie moving in with the robot and I proceeded to cuck him without even touching his wife.
>>29984146
Wow anon that is sad that all he did was sit there you never had any interaction with him?? did you ever ask if he wanted to hang out?? maybe that would have gotten him away from his computer.
Enough of the pity party, what are your hobbies r9k? And no vidya, anime or 4kan, they don't count.
>>29984057
Recently I enjoy cooking meth do that count?
>Building and painting Warhammer
>Building Mordheim terrain
>Weight lifting
>Martial arts
>Playing/collecting boardgames
I also just got into Pokemon Go while walking my dog and sewing. Wanna try out leather working to do better cosplays
How do animu, vidya or 4chan not count? They're hobbies, and do you really expect robots of all people to have very much in the way of hobbies that aren't those? Your thread is a dead end.
>Do you want some of my juice, uncle anon?
>>29984027
Heh, n-no, im allergic to apples.
Um first of all, that is not juice. That's applesauce (typically for on the go according to the label but can be used otherwise if need be), so learn to properly read labels and isn't the taste of applesauce distinct enough for you to know it isn't juice? But no, I have ascended above tastes of commoners like you. Applesauce? No, try some Chlorophyll before you talk to me about "food."
Today i spent like a shitton of money in some candies for my sisters. Goddamn. Why.
Who will win in this war of memes?
When the dust settles who will stand victorious
The NEETs or the puppet masters...?
>>29984012
Here's your (you.) Care to fucking explain? And what the hell is that pic. Goodnight anon.
the roachmaster can never lose, because even when you think you've won, you've just played into his hand
Hopefully nobody wins.
>be a people pleaser
>every choice I make, I consider how it will affect other people around me
>try to make everyone around me happy
>work unpaid overtime to prove I care about the business
>get my best friend their first job At my workplace
>Gladly accept almost any favor that's asked of me
>Taken advantage of by almost every person I meet
>berated for every mistake
>easy target for criticism
>Unpaid overtime = more Time to be berated by higher ups
>friend gets pay bump/promoted because "she shows potential"
>very bottom of totem pole
>worked there longer than anyone else has
>well... Longer than everyone there except for the higher ups
This chain of events is a good representation of my entire life
I am a literal human doormat
Any other doormats out there?
>>29984009
Stop it op.
>>29984009
Right here, OP. I guess it comes with being a complete and pathetic beta
>>29984009
Iktf. Whenever anyone around me is sad or angry I feel like it's somehow my job to fix it and if I fail I feel guilty, even though I had nothing to do with causing their feelings.
Is becoming an angry and bitter person a normal transition for a robot later in their life, after acceptance of their fate?
>bullied throughout younger years until I got out of school
>youth days are basically a plague of memories I want wiped, nothing good for the most part
>was chill for awhile towards normies, I never forgot my origins though, but my friendliness earned me a mediocre social status (better than what I had though)
>eventually get fucking sick of normies and normie culture
>one day wake up
>basically fucking snap personality wise
>become this absolutely aggressive person, maybe triggered by a pivot in my need to compensate for low self-confidence/esteem
>throws all the normies in my life off as expected
>get knocked down a peg on the social rat race ladder but idgaf
It's satisfying as hell though
pretty much, if other people suck fuck em.
i got accused of being angry and bitter when a bunch of fucking normies wanted to pretend like their friends after years of 'go fuck yourself, anon.'
having money seems like the only thing that is really important to me anymore, can't materialize the things i wanna do without it. doing fun or dangerous stuff when i make that money is all i really look forward to ever anymore until i got more money coming in to do more stuff. fucking driving me nuts sitting around
>>29984108
Exactly
I've embraced being a robot for a long time now, but I never applied the fact that I'll be alone forever to my daily life. I finally quit trying, and just became the person I wanted to be, the person that I knew would make me happy for the time that I have here.
No longer bending over backwards for the mediocrity of rewards trying to adapt to normie society provides rejects like me. I feel like the Taxi Driver, and it's awesome. I may still be a beta, but I no longer act or feel like one mentally, which is ultimately more healthy for me than worrying if I interrupted some fucking normie Stacy's/Chad's day with my beta life. Fuck em
>>29983997
You know I wasn't really bullied In middle school or high school for that matter. I was sort of popular with the scene kids from 7th to 9th grade. I almost got a girlfriend too. Then I stopped trying in school, gained a shit ton of weight and everyone pretty much stopped giving a shit about me. I went away to college with my best friend and failed out. We left college with no friends or credits and went to work in a department store for a year. Now I'm going back to school and still depressed
> be me
> see bottle of whiskey in dad's liquour shelf
> say fuck it why not
>try some and taste horrible
> mix it with pink lemonade in a mug
> chug it all
> fuck too much
> go upstairs
> lose common sense
> start dancing macarama
> Shitpost messagest on fb
> Go outside
> Dad comes out dressed
> fuck he leaves for work now
> Asks me what im ding
> "im just getting pokemon on pokemon go"
> gets mad and slams door
> Start stumbling out of my area to the nearest bus stop
> ask bussie what hes up to
> says, "just always livin"
> kek
> go back home
> lay under a bush
> Tries to get up but can't
> Rolls out of it
> Walks across the street to apartments
> get nervous because dad might be around
> fuck fuck fuck
> Go underneath another tree
> Sleeps under that tree
> wtfamidoing.jpg
> wake up
> look around and see nothing at my house
> walks back inside
> mom is asking if something is wrong and i say no
> Feel like im dying
> fuck why did i do this
> Can barely move
> Turn on phineas and ferb
> play it super loud
> go to bed
> wake up
> take a drink out of a nearby cup
> FUCKISTHIS
> throw cup on the ground
> turns out i peed in a cup before going to bed
Iightweight
Whisky - the water of life.
I have been drunk multiple times and don't do this dumb shit, it's not like you're on acid or someshit, you're just a fucking retard
