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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Gary Johnson campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Sunday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>>29981185
fcukk its been a long ass time since ive seen this thread OP lmao
>>29981238
>fcukk its been a long ass time since ive seen this thread OP lmao
ive never seen this before, is it an epick meme or something
>>29981238
>>29981265
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/tram/type/op/
Is cock as yummy as it looks?
>>29981181
>Is cock as yummy as it looks?
i dont know (because I am not that gay unless the boy was super cute or something)
but cum tastes kinda like a thick soy sauce
Depends on how excited you are for it. When I sucked my first dick it was just underwhelming. Also depends on how the guy treats you. A benis is literally a skin-tasting banana.
>>29981226
>skin-tasting banana.
and skin tastes like what
I WANT THE GAY FUCKING HOMO LGBTQ FAGS AND TRAP FAGGOTS AND THE FAGGOTS THAT PRETEND TO BE FEMALE OFF MY FUCKING BOARD NOWWWWWW
>>29981117
Make me you dumb straight boy
>>29981164
BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING SWINE
>>29981164
I wish there was permanent bleaching, without risks.
new comfy podcast from reviewbrah, he gets pretty redpilled in it ranting about SJWs & BLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjHoE1z-JQ
>>29981101
I feel like youtube is taking a toll on him.
check the catalog you dumb cunt
>>29978801
>ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT THIS TIME
>>29981092
I support your decision. Godspeed.
The absolute madman.
blat
>lookout he bout to do it!!!
no, op.. no you won't.
pics or it didn't happen, etc.
op is a faggot, etc.
op never delivers, etc.
show dick or gtfo.
fucking normies wasting our time.
reeeee
>she tells you, "eww, I hate swallowing cum!"
>in the past she told Chad, "I want more, yum!"
Why would someone be sucking your dick if they're not into it?
Usedgoodsposting is a fucking art form
>>29981172
Because this is a shitty bait thread meant to play on your insecurities as a sexually underexperienced man and/or make OP feel better about being a permavirgin
>tfw depression won't go away
>tfw all I can think about is my failed life, trauma and regrets
>tfw kidneys are failing
>tfw screaming at the top of my lungs every night because I can't kill myself
I'm not going to make it bros
>>29981043
Post more Heather pls.
>>29981043
lmao gay
>>29981043
Get help
You can maybe still make it
Plenty of great people have had mental breakdowns before. The First Emperor of Rome, Augustus, was one of the most brilliant and worldchanging people in history. And he had a mental breakdown where he hit his head against a pillar over and over while screaming, "GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS" over and over
Great people and worthwhile people and people with potential can still have breakdowns
There are two sexes and no genders.
>>29980992
There is rain. There is no water that falls from the sky.
>>29980992
>gender snowflakism takes hold
>to avoid confusion, people just ask "which chromosomes do you have?" instead
>>29980992
Knowing someone's sex isn't really necessary in most daily interaction, but we still use gendered pronouns because a lot of social normalcy is dependent on differentiating the sexes.
Right now many of us by default refer to every anonymous user here as "he" with thought to if the person is actually male (except for the instances where it's relevant or it's corrected). Knowing that the person is male or female doesn't really matter unless we find out.
If girls like chubby guys why has no one fucked me?
>>29980988
Its a meme. They think you are cute...but like a pet or something
>>29980988
its a place to put their head after theyve fucked all the sports + frat tards
>>29980988
because you're an asshole
>kv
Why are most robots degenerates?
I will be happy to see this thread die a auick death
Poor bait my friend, saged
>>29980962
I'm talking about traps and boi pussy
>>29980978
We don't get girls. Gotta widen our definition of girl then.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A GIRL IS COMING TO MY HOUSE IM FUCKING FREAKING OUT
HELP ME ROBOTS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA
>>29980946
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, hide, and call the police.
is she a QT?original
Is it a date?
>you're still a virgin bro? how does that happen?
Born in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>letting others know you're a virgin
How do people even do this? Lying about it is so much easier.
>you still haven't killed a nip bro? how does that happen?
Some kid just sent me his edgy manifesto. WHAT DO I DO? Does everyone on this board have a manifesto?
Post more. I wanna see this edgelord.for a good laugh
do the right thing, anon.
Damn thats edgy....
Report to f b.i senpai
>it's another drake night
>>29980881
atriumsplit?
>tfw you only have common drakes
>>29980881
why do you care about this nigger all his songs are fake
>tfw a cute girl actually initiated conversation with you while playing pokemon go at your park
>didn't get her number because felt like the conversation was too short
I'm not even a chad, I don't know why she talked to me. I feel really creeped out by it. At the end of the day, it doesn't change that I'm a KV.
>playing pokemon go
>at the park
>talk to a cute girl
i want normies to leave my fucking board
fucking leave normie
post that is very original
>>29982100
>kissless virgin
>normie
Normie would have grabbed her number but I didn't felt like it was warranted. I'm probably never going to see her again and now I feel like shit knowing I blew my chances again.
I think I'm meant to be alone until I realize being alone isn't so terrible.
