He's done it! RB has now publicly come out against sjw's and black lives matter
he has come into his own and is ready to be a leader.
(starts about 12 minutes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjHoE1z-JQ
Is John the hero we need?
THE FIRE RISES
John became a man today. I have tears in my eyes.
>>29978801
Reviewbrah was a mistake, he's nothing but trash.
This autistic parasite will only sink deeper and deeper into pol degeneracy untill there is nothing left but an empty husk. You can see it in his eyes, he's dead.
>>29978801
i think you misunderstood op. that was him reading a fanmail
>>29978801
I have some questions.
1) Who the fuck is he?
2) Is he autistic?
3) Why should I give a fuck about what he thinks?
>>29979504
1. The legendary reviewbrah
2. No
3. Because he is the new king of /r9k/
Somebody please keep this child away from politics. He's just going to embarrass anything he takes a part in.
Stick to fast food RB
>>29979504
>hurr durr I'm special pls spoonfeed me!!
>>29979578
>hurr durr okay here open wide
/r9k/ 2016
>>29979627
It's getting worse and worse due to the fact more people born in 1998+ are now coming here. Their whole lives they've basically been spoonfed information whenever they've wanted it.
You can see the rising entitlement that posters on r9k are now posting with. It's only gonna get worse until western civilization goes through harder times again.
>>29978801
HES GONE MAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A MADMAN
REDPILL DIGESTED CONFIRM !!!! 1
>>29979675
If only you could spoonfeed someone into thinking for themselves.
>and this picture here was me at the store holding up this tie which features a surprised elderly man, his arms up, with a ghost performing fellatio upon him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjHoE1z-JQ&t=63m5s
63 minutes, 5 seconds in.
WHAT DON'T YOU WANT?
his videos are so damn comfy. he should seriously consider getting into radio broadcasting or something
>>29978801
Reviewbrah obviously wrote that "letter from a viewer" himself to get his own opinion across without having it fully attributed to him.
>>29979607
He's 23
>>29981950
what month was he born? did he ever mention this?
>>29979675
>>29979627
>"kids these days are assertively seeming information over the internet?! This generation. Kids these days. They don't know."
Holy fuck what is this autism? Oh no! I sure hope I didn't trigger you with that question mark.
There's the response you wanted, faggot.
>>29978991
Why do you dislike people just because they don't believe in what you believe, are you retard?
>>29981188
>WHAT DON'T YOU WANT?
He doesn't want the kikes to be gassed. But that is probably because his mother is one.
>>29982193
>He doesn't want the kikes to be gassed.
that's nice. i agree.
>>29982163
>Why do you dislike people just because they don't believe in what you believe, are you retard?
But r9k's entire existence at this point is based on disliking people who don't believe in what you believe.
>i don't like roastie beef
>>29982025
The funny thing is, the internet was created with the intent of sharing information. Those guys you replied to are fucking idiots.
>will reviewbrah answer the questions i sent in
>He says life is good if his computer is off
I hope that's all the attention you spergs get.
>>29982771
he answered them <3 thank you john
>>29979100
it's the canadian mentally ill guy who always makes these threads.
(side note: OP - do you know you're crazy when you look in the mirror? or does it feel natural to you? please seek help.)
i almost wish it was ReviewBrah making these threads for video views, because i'm so protective of people bullying him.
>>29982839
>>29982994
he seems to handle it well. at least i hope so.
>>29979627
This is legitimately the stupidest thing I've ever seen anyone get mad about.
he's going to go nuclear
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>29982653
kinda cringey now that I know that his mom was in the car with him...
>>29982994
he very well could be. In the past he submitted himself to /r/cringe to get views...
>>29984028
>>29984051
>>29984036
about how big is your folder of weird memes and pictures of john by now?
>new review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__gKY1IsH9w
>>29984111
not a meme, see: https://www.reddit.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek/submitted/?sort=controversial
and you can hear his mom in the roastie video, you can also see her taking her bag out of view at the start of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToEr_3F3q34
>>29985378
i was really only asking about the memes you make and the pictures you post in your threads. i quoted the other two posts mainly to point out that you posted 3 times in 3 minutes.
>>29978991
he's self employed in so far as that he eats double downs on youtube
but yeah, he is a parasite in every other regard and for /pol/ to not dismiss him as a taker is pretty ironic. or would be if it wasn't just a circle jerk for white teens
>>29985378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOCGhGBc4QQ
Anyone have the video he deleted where he cried?
>>29986111
>that shaking when he puts his hands together
Why couldn't I see it before?
>>29986197
In the comments he told a fan that he believes god speaks to him through the static of his shortwave radio and he tells him of an upcoming race war, and that he is happy about this.
REVIEWBRAH BTFO BY TWIN CHADS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHy7N_Fy3Bg&feature=youtu.be&t=4m56s
>>29986287
Someone posted this on the reportoftheweek subreddit and people got really upset about it. You can tell that these two look/act exactly like their high school bullies.
>>29986287
>mfw two guys who don't even do "food reviews" put out a food review that's more entertaining than anything reviewbrahs ever done.
This is a good lesson on the difference between robots and normies. Normies are much more clever and quick witted and are just entertaining people in general.
>>29986475
Can you post this guys video there?
>>29986111
For the keks, i'm banned from there for asking about him having FAS
>>29986557
Can you not just make a new account? Or is there a karma requirement for posting there.
>>29986583
Yeah, you need new karma and shit - I just tried
>>29986583
Yes, automoderator removes your post if your karma is too low or your account is too new.
STOP POSTING THIS AUTISTIC TWOT HERE, THIS DOESN'T BELONG IN /R9K/ GO TO /R/AUTISM.
>>29986615
If anyone can, post this image to his subreddit too
>>29986652
We just have to work together.
Someone should register a new account, post the username here, we'll upvote his posts so he gains enough karma to shitpost in his subreddit. Easy.
Reviewbrah when asked if his fast food diet would hold up in the coming race war.
>>29986693
Aight, heres my account.
Anon_The_Wizard
I'll be making some comments in one second.
>>29986850
Why does he even fucking drink energy drinks?
Isn't that shit for Autistic kids with ADHD or some shit?
REEE, STOP POSTING THIS SHIT HERE YOUR FUCKING UP MY BOARD YOU SCUM.
>>29986968
SHUT THE FUCK UP KIDDO
>>29986965
I'm assuming that he doesn't actually eat enough, despite his life literally revolving around eating and reviewing fast food, so he needs shitloads of caffeine and sugar just to sit around and listen to shortwave radio without passing out.
>>29987053
>>29987075
No he has been getting pretty fat. He obviously eats enough.
Not all the fast food is terrible for health though. There are vegetables on a lot of burgers and in other stuff too.
>>29987112
>No he has been getting pretty fat.
Are you retarded?
The kid looks like he just got out of Auschwitz
>>29987128
Those poorly-fitting loose suits have obscured his obesity.
>>29980246
it isnt his mom taking these pictures, right? now im really unsure since we know that she might be recording the reviews where he is in the car.
