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How does one go about moving to another country? What kinds of hassles will be involved and what should my priorities be? I know housing and a job are important to lock down, and a passport and visa need to be in order, but anything else needed? What about insurance and other services? Any advice appreciated
>>29979598
Might take a long time depending on which country you are moving to.
>>29979636
the goal is to be in the Netherlands in about a year
>>29979598
Be just like the scum who immigrate here and purposely move somewhere you don't know the language and never attempt to learn it also immediately apply for neetbux also live there illegally by going on vacation and never leave.
Welp time to earn that Hiset/GED boys, it was nice being a neet for the last fifteen years, but at 30 I need to retire by 45 to reboot my neet life. Need to earn some moola before that can happen. Going to get my A+ cert, and go to voc to earn a trade in mechanics, since I already work on cars now as a side hobby. Shit sucks, but if mummy and daddy die I'm shit out of luck, and I don't want to be homeless and not afford tendies and vidya.
>>29979580
>Expecting to retire after 15 years of work
Starting at 30, you are going to be working until the day you die.
>>29979580
Nah, I have a couple of connections to use as references,and I didn't spend all my neet years doing shit like most of r9k. All that free time, and you don't pick up a few skills or languages? You dun fucked up m8.
>>29979641
If you plan right, you can retire in a trailer park in the south at 45.
This is a dank new meme, pls don't ban, lewd
>>29979570
That's one based nigger, senpai.
>>29979570
More like a dank old meme.
Do you see why?
>>29979570
>dank
bledditor detected, OUT
Tfw no white trash gf
i know this feel
i should have known i'd get muted for this
>>29979563
why must you do this anun
I just want a girl who will listen to metal and drink whiskey with me
Post your life's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1646977221&feature=iv&src_vid=OFQQALduhzA&v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>>29979544
Nice link you fucko
>>29979544
https://youtu.be/N0DrnPUEZ48
>>29979544
here you go, no words needed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWL7XKjFGk
I got drunk and started thinking about my cat that ran away two years ago. I kept imagining him starving or being hit by a car or hurt and eaten alive and that it was my fault for letting him be an indoor/outdoor cat. I started bawling and felt fucking awful. Even sometimes when I'm sober I imagine the feel of his fur and the little unique noises hed make and his habits.
>tfw i moved out of the house over a year ago and sometimes I still drive over there and sneak through the yard just in case he shows up
I can't give up on him, my life is so shit and i wish I had him back, I'm tired of losing everything in life. I've gotten used to losing people but holy fuck I can't keep it up
>>29979539
I like cats
origional
>>29979539
It's not your faultoriginallllll
>>29979539
I got drunk and lost a bunch of elo in league one time so I kind of know what you mean.
>tfw no kidlat seeing, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kalayaan fighting, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
We've reached a point where this needs to stop
Anon, it's Friday night and you're posting pasta instead of feeling with us
It's great to see you again, hope you're doing well today :)
>>29979537
I was at a Pokemon meetup hoping to find a qt filipina. Sadly, there was only one and she was with her bf.
>>29979569
Thanks pham. Every day's a good day for me. But its nice to see somebody cares
Anyone else no identity or personality here? I'm only 17 but I'm pretty sure at this point I'm not going to figure it out. Meanwhile I'm trying to learn social skills and how to talk to other people and I have no idea how I'm supposed to act because I don't even know who I am. Feels bad man.
You're not even an adult OP, don't worry about not knowing who you are yet. You have a whole life time to figure that out, as terrible as that is.
>>29979503
Don't worry about it
everyone is empty inside
also underage B&
>>29979582
I guess but I wish I had something to identify with; just so I know how to act around others
Dubs and i buy cigarettes,booze and weed after 3 years of sobriety.
Looks like you're in for another three years of boredom. Sad!
>>29979496
Rolling for a cause
Oregano
Fuck your effort
rolling
>be me
>no social life at all
>was okay with playing videogames all day, watching tv and not doing shit overall
>suddenly escapism stops appealing to me
>start to like the idea of normie life
>start reading books on how to pickup girls
>it's all pick up artist bullshit like "say this line and you get the grill even if you're a 1/10 fedora wearing faggot"
>read a shit ton of them actually but never actually used them
>look one more "pickup" related book
>it's actually more self help involved and basically talks about how working on yourself and improving your life will also get you laid as a side effect
>seems pretty legit
>start buying new clothes
>get a nice haircut
>start eating better (as in not 100% junk shit)
>already looking great and effay as fuck but still a NEET fag with no social skills
>decide to leave comfy NEET life and just get a job
>still no social skills
>decide to take socializing classes
>feel pretty pathetic at first but it goes well and I even make some friends in the process
>eventually befriend a Chad
>he invites me to a bar
>this is it
>we're at the bar and I spot a 8/10 qt
>think "I've gotten this far, I can't sperg out now"
>build up some courage (alcohol helped too lol)
>walk up to her
>say "hi, I'm anon, I've looking at you all night and couldnt resist to meet you"
>literally can't believe what I just did but I try to keep calm
>we actually have a normal conversation
>make her laugh a bit too
>try to subtly touch her a lot too (apparently touching girls make them attracted to you or some shit like that)
>conversation dies
>awkward silence
>think fast and say "h-hey want to come and chill at my place?"
>fucking stuttered like a beta and now I'm expecting rejection
>"sure anon, let's go"
And that night, I lost my virginity. And I've been getting laid a lot now. It only took me some motivation and about 3 years. Hell, I'm as average as they come, and I don't even work out. What's your excuse anon?
>>29979494
i am not belif your post anon :^)
Good for you, now get the fuck out
REEEEEEEE
Double Your Dating, right?
There is absolutely nothing stopping any of you from being hardworking, reliable, and at least somewhat successful people. You live in the first world; you have opportunities.
Yea, it sucks, it's unfair, and it's hard. But putting all that aside: you have racial, social, and economic advantages that you're not using.
Forget about the illuminormie. The #1 thing that holds you back is you.
If you can find a way to carve a nice life FOR YOURSELF out of this hard and mean world, then you can find a woman who will respect you and follow you.
>>29979455
I already knew all of this.
Makes me feel even worse because im such a useless shit despite having a lot of advantages.
I just cant change how i think, if anyone tells you that you can(without drugs) they're a fucking liar or were faking it to themselves.
I realize that Im my primary limitator in life but i cant do anything about it.
Fuck a woman, have nothing against them having sex or w.e they do, their life, but all they do is eat my heart.
>>29979542
>I just cant change how i think
>I cant do anything about it.
Have you tried being calm, disciplined, and responsible?
Nah man, I'm a pedophile and the world doesn't care how hardworking I am. I could singlehandedly terraform Mars and people would still hate me.
>browsing men's tinders
>i like beer and pizza
>muh beard
>i'm down to earth
>picture of his car
>i like anything
>i like shawshank redemption
Holy shit, can you guys be any more boring
>>29979396
girls profile
> i like tall guys
> ideal date? an expensive dinner
and a whole bunch of other shit. i didn't have a dating profile long enough to remember it all. but 95% of chicks had the same vapid shit on their profiles.
>>29979396
>browsing any girl's tinder
>I'm not like the other girls
>ask me anything about myself
>if you're not a 6'3 chad don't even bother because I won't respond <=^)
Why are you girls such shit jesus chirst
wait guys stop this is bait it's not safe here
I don't want you guys to be sad or angry today, please don't stay in this thread you'll just get mad. I love you guys.
Do any other robots feel nothing? I can't even feel my depression anymore.
>tfw the only thing that gets you anywhere close to crying is patriotism
im on the pathway to not feeling anything
>>29979960
Of all things, its patriotism that gives you feels? Thats just sad.
>>29979990
i was born in a blessed country knowing ill never be able to contribute to its greatness during such an ill ridden time
ive learned to accept the fact that my fate is doomed to be alone and i dont need to feel such a pathetic emotion for myself and my loneliness but feel pity for those who refuse to accept their gift of getting an education in a country that practically spreads its cheeks for the opportunity of a better life
when i see that great american flag before my eyes i dont get teary for the problems we currently have i get teary for the fact that i have been given a life here and have managed to be enthralled its beauty of freedom
Give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself right now!!!
>>29979347
J-jackie chan?
>>29979347
You're already deadinside
>>29979347
There are no reasons to not kill yourself. Life is an insidious cycle of addiction. Really, what are you waiting for, to die of cancer after another 100 orgasms?
>"I've been snapping necks and cashing checks."
>>29979342
I be banging chicks and ayin bricks
Yeh I be boneing mama eatin nips
>"I've been slashing nerds and fucking birds"
>>29979342
I been blowin burning bushes
Aint none as dank as my kushes
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