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Sup /r9k/
I have a question.
Do you rate your social interactions like I do?
Every time I have a conversation with someone I care about I will rate my interaction with them on a scale from 1 - 10. For example, today I spent the afternoon chatting with a qt I'd eventually want to fuck. And I think I scored a 7.5 in my interaction with her.
Just wondering how normie / autistic is this...
very autistic, but pretty useful. I think i'll start doing it
>>29976195
I don't want to keep track of how much i fuck up
>>29976195
useless and very autistic unless you're a sociopath/schizoid, otherwise you won't be as objective as you think you're being
>21 year old male.
>a couple of months ago.
>dumped, friends left me, family hates me, piss poor.
>decide its time.
>drinking my self blind on the ledge of my apartment complex.
>more like a roach motel.
>plan is to get so drunk and jump off.
>be sitting on the ledge contemplating life.
>a hour or so passes.
>call mom and thank her for everything she did to me.
>call father and tell him how sorry I am for being a shit son and being a disappointment.
>tell who ever I have left as a friend goodbye, and I won't be able to receive messages or calls for a while.
>sit there some more.....
>some Asian guy and Aussie dude snuck up there, they know what I'm about to do.
>fucking hipsters.png
>they grab me off gaurd, I couldn't resist.
>they take me away from the ledge.
>police been called already, next thing I know I'm in the loony bin.
>forced to stay there for about three weeks
>could've been out earlier if I lied on some questions, what ever.
>its shit in there, I never talked to anyone besides the psychiatrist.
>be out for some while, finally decided to open my phone to see what's new.
>no missed calls.
>no texts.
>nothing.
>nobody gives a shit...
>tfw
>>>>if they wanted you they'd text you
I just want to get this off my chest, if anyone else is reading this, post about your experience with attempted suicide.
Don't be shy anon, we all have been there.
>>29976172
I'll bite.
>18 year old
>Had happy relationship for about 2 years. First time I've really felt happy.
>Break up
>I am ok at the start, but get steadily worse. Progressing into a straight depression
>Go to party where she is, and the new guy she is, who we're both friends with.
>I've talked with both of them and said that I'm ok with them being with each other, but I just want them to not do it while I'm there.
>The party ends with most people sleeping in the same room. They are drunk and I basically lie down and hear the love of my life getting fingerbanged/having sex with someone else.
>At 3/4 in the morning I can't take this shit and get a ride to the station.
>I lie down on the tracks, with my neck over the actual track.
>I text two mutual friends of me and my girlfriend who has helped me through my depression.(Girls, fuck you robots, girls can be really nice).
>They call me and get me to get off the tracks.
>As I get off the tracks I can actually see the train that was going to end me.
>If they had texted or called 5 mins later I'd be dead.
>>29976597
Why do girls have to be so selfish?
>I've been with my ex from 2nd grade to graduation.
>I thought we had something special.
>imaging what's it like to raise children.
>work 3 jobs just so I can afford a fancy condo for me and her.
>I did all I could to make her happy.
>before valentines day she brings it up.
>says its not what it used to be.
>she isn't happy with me anymore.
>tfw she broke up with me for some rich Chad.
>lost focus, lost purpose, lost my jobs.
>move to roach motel
>4 months pass she calls me.
>she wants to make it up for me
>she wanted us to be friends again.
>mfw she used me just to make rich Chad jealous and take her again.
>I had enough and the events previously stated took place
Hope it isn't tl;dr
>>29976172
It's been a long time since I replied to something on R9K. I consider your post to be a relic of what this board used to be.
I'd be lying if I said your greentext made me feel sad; I've seen so many incarnations of stories like this that I've become somewhat numb to them. Still though, I choose to try to care despite not having an immediate emotional reaction anymore. I choose to try to respond to posts like this because I feel like they deserve a response.
I think a lot of us were raised to believe that love is something that you're given for being who you are. That paradigm doesn't work for the most broken members of society who have trouble fitting in. Plenty of people will pity you to satisfy their own ego but it is a form of attention that never lasts. I think that ultimately other people need to respect you in order for them to truly consider you on a consistent basis.
If you aren't funny, aren't handsome and aren't rich it's hard to get people to notice you. Not everyone can be saved but I will say this: You're posting on R9K which does say something about who you are. It means that there's some hope.
You can form coherent sentences. You can use a computer. You frequent a board where a lot of original and clever humor originates; maybe you can emulate some of that humor to make new friends. You reach out to other people for understanding which perhaps means you haven't become completely cold yet.
Occasionally you'll find threads on this board and others where people exchange steam names or Skype IDs where they make friends online. That might be an option for you to get people to care about you. I met a good friend from Germany on a thread similar to this many months ago and we still talk consistently to this day.
Anzujaamu, commonly known throughout the Internet as "Anzu", has passed away at the age of 19 after being violently gang raped by Turkish military men during the coup.
Press F to pay respects.
>>29976156
roachie getting toastie
le F maymay
She is in Japan atm
You're a douchebag, dush dush bag do-do-do douchebag
Eres un douchebag Deutsch desutch bad, do-do-do douchebag
Why was the year 2010 so fucking terrible wtf
>>29976191
Cause I was Stalkin your MUM!
fuck you OP
don't remind me of highschool me
I'm not feeling well...
Just wanted to tell you that.
thought that was a BBC
I need to leave the internet forever
thought that was a girl
I need to leave the internet forever
>>29976105
>eating a giant turd
nasty
>ah, anon-kun stop! if you keep playing with my butt-butt I'm going to, I'm going to....
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
>>29976090
Do girls ever get annoyed at you for playing with thier ass??
Its happened to me where if i try she just moves my hand away
>>29976522
>not asserting your dominance by beating her ass
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MeedKIE9bM
Domo Oregano, Mr Roboto.
>30 years old
>Never been on a date or in a relationship
>Live with hoarding, disabled mother
>Help her with her bills
>Multiple rooms inaccessible
>Even thought I support her I am whipped and follow her rules
>Southern Baptist mom
>Can't have any alcohol
>Get chastised and ignored if go to a bar
>No more friends
>Just browse internet when not at work
Lmao you're in an abusive relationship with your mother
Move out, faggot
>>29976112
It is very expensive. I like to hoard money :(
Renting seems uber-expensive also I am afraid of tornadoes and people starting fires in apartments
>>29976155
Nobody is a loser until they accept their situation and stop striving for better
You're a loser.
>tfw no vaquero bf
After all these posts you still don't have a boyfriend huh?
>>29976638
he's a hairy fat faggot who wants a 11/10 straight guy with a random quirk of the week who sees him as a little girl.
>>29976638
MOnths have passed
I would have shoved those tongs down his throat so fuckin hard he would have died of asphyxiation
https://youtu.be/9Gu3Hs8O85A
Stop giving this guy attention for acting like an autistic man baby. Maybe your're him posting the videos in disguise. In that case, fuck you, if not, fuck you.
>>29976075
It is actually him who's making these threads
Remember to sage and report
Great you have corrupted your friend to be as stupid as you
Does the state of somebody's room say much about them?
A solid 30 minutes could make that room so much better looking, get on it you lazy fuck.
Also drink your juice box.
>>29975984
Looks like my room... Can enyone tell me too?
people with messy rooms disgust me
if you haven't washed your bed sheets and pillow sheets in over 2 months you FUCKING STINK AND EVERYONE CAN SMELL IT
disgusting fucks clean your fucking shit
Who was the last person to call you 'dicklick'?
>>29975981
I've never had somebody irl call me that
>>29975981
DAD!it is indeed original
My tranny ex-gf would do that a lot, especially in front of her friends.
Which would always confuse the fuck out of me because she always acted like she couldn't take my dick in her ass if it was any bigger.
>White are gods in Asia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy7SYnbL3xk
>>29975928
>women who have families with enough money to send them to college don't romanticize westerners
Wow how shocking
>>29975928
that white guy is the definition of baby face
>>29975928
I agree that it isn't as easy as White men usually think, but some of that video seems p fake.
Did the russian dudes gf give him her number? wtf? Also when the girl says "fuck off" or whatever you can see her giggling as she runs away.
Have you ever stalked someone r9k? Be honest
If so, how did you do it?
No, never, it's 2spooky4me
>>29975908
Yes, I tend to do it by accident because I'm too autistic to approach women so I just wait around places I know they'll show up and look at them when I do. Eventually my friend said that was stalking so I stopped doing it.
I'm never interested in someone enough to do it. The idea itself sounds fun, but it requires effort.
Eggy has finally cracked.............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsXuzskA6Mk
The egg is starting to hatch
>>29975905
>you will never have a mental breakdown like this
>>29975905
>mfw egg man is a big guy
if he only got rid of his tits he'd be a hunk, meanwhile I'm a skinny lanklet with a sunken in chest. How did my life get worse than a deformed homeless man's?
>check into cheap hotel
>open microwave
>two boxes of leftovers from a local restaurant still in there
>fuck it
>ate them
did i fuck up lads
I ate a pizza out of a garbage can, I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>29975925
I've legit done this before....
I was depressed and angry at my fat-ass self so I did what any other depressed fatty does and ordered $20 worth of pizza... ate the first one with a few sides and was bloated so I threw the other one away in disgust, 2-3 hours later and I was hungry again so I got it back out the trash and stuck a few slices in the toaster oven and repeated until it was all gone...
dark days mang
>>29975925
i wasn't worried about the sanitary aspect of it, i was worried about it being poisoned or something
i was just being retarded
