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>one life
>born mixed race
How fucked an I?pic related, I'm 22 and still a virgin.
>>29972646
>>29972646
Dis a nice dick doe.
>Shave fro
>remove bullrings from nose and shirt
>gain a little bit of weight
>maybe change the shirt
Viola
How tall are you anon? I'm guessing about 6ft with that handsize
>>29972646
>I'm 22 and still a virgin.
literally how? you look better then 90% of this sxn.
Anyone with uber religious families? My dad just told me the earth is 6 000 years old
>>29972596
someone please talk to me I'm suffering on the inside...
>>29972703
Tell your father that religion is the opium of the masses, distributed and controlled by the bourgeoisie, and primarily in place to maintain the status quo.
>>29972703
Tell your father that god is dead, god remains dead, and we killed him.
It can be anything from something huge like whether you should text that girl or something as small as what you should have to eat today. Preferably no open ended questions so either include all possible actions in the post or make a straw poll if you want.
Yeah, I got a problem. It's pretty uncommon, but I have dandruff and these weird, waxy and greasy chunk things forming on my scalp. I can literally scrape it off with my nails. Shampoo isn't helping at all. I wish it would stop. It makes my head really, really itchy (and greasy).
>>29972618
Read the OP, you should include all possible choices in the post
But see a doctor anon
>>29972682
I should probably do that, but like most people, I'm extremely reluctant to do so.
get in here laddies
Skater reporting in, sprained my ankle and I'm feeling sorry for myself
My actual face right now
>>29972505
aren't you that nightskate anon?
how did you sprain your ankle
any prefappening robots left? Where do I go now that reddit, facebook and tumblr has invaded by home board?
>prefappening
nice b8
i know a great site but i wont write it here because i dont want all you faggots to raid my last peaceful bastion.
like 2006-era?
>How long can you hold your breath anon?
>>29972450
As long as it takes the bullet to clear the chamber of my ar15
>>29972450
Longer than you in a noose
>>29972450
She's hot, got any more pics of her?
>Security Question: What was the name of your first kiss?
>>29972392
>nobody
It's the perfect answer, impossible to guess
>>29972431
Odysseus?
Maria.
>>29972444
>kissing Odysseus
I mean he was a crafty nigga and shit but he ain't a fag.
>someone is afforded an opportunity in a field because of their looks or family connections
>this opportunity translates into experience
>real skills in this field develop over time
>these people marry other good looking or wealthy people
>their children are also good looking or wealthy
>these children enjoy the benefits of successful and intelligent parents
>the cycle continues
We are out in the cold, robots. We never stood a chance.
>>29972354
Ehh, nepotism can get you a job but it can't fix shitty social skills or make you enjoy working. Won't do shit for relationships either.
t. 20yo KHHV whose parents friend hired him
>>29972354
I remember saving this flowchart and thinking "Fuck yeah, free will!" But I actually do agree with everything you've said (and it does apply to other things like intelligence, athleticism, etc.). Look at the most successful people in the world. Occasionally you'll see an Oprah--that is, a fat, ugly nigger from a shitty family who still worked her ass off and eventually became a billionaire and icon for nignog women. But that's 0.00001% of all success stories and even then, she did it with a genetic gift that rarely gets discussed (emotional intelligence).
>>29972527
Yeah, there are some people who can break the cycle, but it's tremendously hard to get that first foot in the door sometimes. If you can just get a bit of leverage you can transform your life. One advantage leads into another.
But those first few years are the most precarious. That's when you don't have the support system to absorb setbacks.
Example
>person wants to lose weight
poor, ugly, uneducated
>no money for gym or supplements
>no knowledge of training or diet
>family is made up of misanthropes who want to see you fail
>strangers less likely to help ugly fat people
good looking, wealthy person wants to lose weight
>gym membership cost is trivial, may have equipment at home or have friends in industry
>social circle has outgoing healthy-minded people who will provide advice and encouragement
>family also encourages and actively helps to accomplish goals
>strangers more likely to help good looking fat person
And it goes on and on for many other things.
If you want a different theoretical situation
>three men are in an ancient military
>two average sized, one much larger
>they enter a battle
>all three are unlikely to survive
>large man has slightly higher chance of survival due to his size
>he barely survives, the other two die
>another battle, two more average men join him
>his chance of survival in this battle is much higher due to experience
>he again survives, the other two die
>a third battle
>he is now a grizzled veteran, and much more skilled than the average soldier
By this point one could say "oh he's just some big dude, that's all he's got going for him". But that would not be the truth. His size is what got him through his first testing, but after that his knowledge and experience snowballed to the point where even if he did not have his size he would still be a much more formidable warrior than the average.
I seriously need to get laid.
>>29972253
Why not fap?
Ygyctcuvuvu
Do you think if a Chad possessed your body for a 24 hours he could get laid?
>>29972650
He would kill himself in the first hour.
some anons believe thier life sucks when it good,but there are some anons who life really did fucking suck(like getting rape,watching someone kill them self,or having your bone broken by a bully).
so which anon are you robots?
>>29972200
Does chronic depression and social anxiety to the point where I can't go in public without crying count?
>>29972200
Luckily I've never suffered such major violent traumas, but it's been more like constant enervating experiences throughout my life that hollowed out my spirit
>parents fighting, alcoholic violent father, moving countries/states/cities/schools too many times
Not that bad I guess. I should go to therapy or something.
>>29972238
if the reason you have it is bad
ITT: Unpopular opinions
I fucking despise this game, and I despise you if you like it, too.
I first heard about it while listening to post rock music, went through the comments section and just about half or more of them were about how the songs would remind them of Life is Strange, or about how they have to thank Life is Strange for showing them this "new" and "unique" genre of music.
So, I played the first episode of the game, and afterwards I couldn't bare to play anymore, so I just watched Pewdiepie do it.
The game is flatout stereotypical and poorly written (good graphics though I guess), there are exclusively two types of characters, the asshole popular kids who all have suspicious ties to eachother, or the outcast lesbian hipster kids who are constantly bullied. Its unbelievably shallow and over-simplified, and people end up calling it one of the "deepest" and "most emotional" games to ever be released? The player is immediately expected to relate to and care for Max, but honestly Max is just your stereotypical tumblr user, along with every other "outcast" in the game, they make stereotypical dumbass and impulsive decisions and wonder why they're getting picked on. If anything this was insulting. The style and dialogue all throughout the game makes me cringe, words like "hella" and the style of blue hair don't stand the test of time, or even outside of your cliques.
Anyways, choices tend not to actually matter and when they do they make no fucking sense, and either one will make you end up looking like a sarcastic and/or ignorant idiot. Its just an ordinary drama with some hipster vibes and time control thrown in. The controls are garbage, too.
Wish I could turn back time and never buy this.
tl;dr
Buy Life is Strange, it fits you guys pretty well
never bothered to play this game mainly beacuse i fucking hate story driven games with no very limited gameplay
You're right, it's complete shit and only liked by waifufags. The really pathetic part is that the waifus are absolute dogshit.
>>29972167
Using drugs, drinking alcohol, and having premarital sex should be crimes.
"Welcome to the Creator!" in 1 hour at the same place
How many times have you lied about having a job?
>>29972156
forgot my namefag again
Why can't I just fall asleep and never wake up
>>29972170
How's being a NEET again?
>>29972202
feels the same anon
my sleeping schedule is all fucked up, i sleep like 16 hours a day lately
if could just survive like this until it's over would be a weight off my shoulder but it's impossible
>you get to pull out her seat
>Chad get to lick up her feet
>you make her laugh
>Chad makes her cum
original 332432424
>You have trouble going out in public
>Chad blows his load on her stomach
>>29972031
True Chads don't do shit like that. I remember reading some Chad PUA blog and he was talking about how only betas lick pussy and submit themselves in that way to the female.
>fighting with some anon
>Clearly winning
>He plays his last card, grasping at straws
>I demolish him
>He attempts at baiting
>Kek I won, I'm not going to reply
>Some anon
>Let me fix that, some stupid piece of shit
>Gets baited
>Nonono nonono
>After all that work
>You stupid moron, don't reply what the fuck are you doing?
>Anon I was fighting with makes fun of him
>He doubles on the retarded
>The other anon makes fun of him (me) pretending this moron is me
>Can't pop up and post that's not me and still look cool
>Can't fucking do anything at all
Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
>>29972013
>>fighting with some anon
>>Clearly winning
>>He plays his last card, grasping at straws
>>I demolish him
>>He attempts at baiting
>>Kek I won, I'm not going to reply
>>Some anon
>>Let me fix that, some stupid piece of shit
>>Gets baited
>>Nonono nonono
>>After all that work
>>You stupid moron, don't reply what the fuck are you doing?
>>Anon I was fighting with makes fun of him
>>He doubles on the retarded
>>The other anon makes fun of him (me) pretending this moron is me
>>Can't pop up and post that's not me and still look cool
>>Can't fucking do anything at all
>Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
Kys
>>29972013
>this is what /pol/ really thinks is happening
>>29972267
Great that you immediately identified your role as the loosing position
Why do normies brag so much about getting laid? Can any normies explain this? I assume most normies are non-virgins so why do they feel the need to constantly bring up to one another the fact they fucked some random slag?
>>29971984
Because sex feels good and talking about sex also feels good.
>>29971984
>tfw RaulDG gets pussy weekly,while you have just fucked a girl
>>29971984
Because they are misrable and live empty lives of chasing after transitory pleasures.
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