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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENBrCXPSaqY
that dyed air makes me nauseous.
>>29970406
Even if you're joking, who gives a fuck what he has to say? You're just giving him views, which is giving him money. Onision is a massive try hard loser and everyone knows it.
why does he cut the video literally 4 times each sentence?
Have you fuckers seen this? Whore gets fingerbanged for "Women's rights"
Couldn't find the original (i think it's on a porn site now cause source got taken down) but I found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6DLJx7KlfQ
Also, pic related. I downloaded the source video when it first blew up.
>>29970400
gonna need that sauceroo op
>>29970427
to alll the virgins. those are fake ;)
This furthers my theory that women's rights isn't even a movement anymore. It's just a label to slap on anything females do
R9K CRAFT:
IP: r9kcraft.ddns.net:25565
People who didn't buy the game can play this server.
Version: 1.8 (any version of 1.8)
Map size: 2048x2048
This server has a new world, and now everything doesn't look autistic, such as the giant bedrock wall, that's gone now. Here's an overview of the map (pic related).
A few rules include no attention whore fembots, no griefing, no spamming and no raiding. This server serves the purpose of being a comfy experience.
>>29970372
Not 1.9+
The map is loosely based on the real world, so not everything is geographically accurate. Such as me putting India on Africa, Australia in the middle of the ocean, and Asia being thinner, and Britian being larger. Here is what the map looks like in-game.
mfw map is basically Europe + Africa, but no Shitaly.
I like it.
So, usually my brother is far more collected in arguments than I am, and if for whatever reason if he starts to falter he'd just hit me. We just got into an argument, and I didn't raise my voice once or flounder and by the end of it, he was screaming in my face about how obese I am and that I have no friends, and when I responded that he's just saying unrelated things to try to hurt me, he threatened to hurt me physically, and when I told him that's the same principal, he started getting angrier, yelling louder and crying about how it's going to be so good for our family when I move out next month, and how he's going to tell our parents what I did.
I'm surprised he didn't hit me with how mad he got, but it was so satisfying when he said shouted he hated me when I started to walk away, and I just told him he was only mad because he was trying to hurt someone he cared about and was realizing it and he just shouted at the top of his lungs. As soon as I was out of the room, I almost collapsed laughing while he kept yelling.
He will get the last laugh when you spend the rest of your live alone fatty.
>>29970419
Eh, I'm a little overweight, but that's whatever. I'm happy with who I am, for the most part, and I have people who care for me.
>>29970370
Same thing used to happen with my dad. He'd have to resort to threatening violence (thankfully it rarely ever came to that) to assert his "dominance" or whatever and I'd just laugh at him because it meant he had no valid arguments.
If you had to live the rest of your life knowing you would never have sex or a relationship or respect of any kind would you continue to live?
bump it's been on my mind lately
>when her weight begins with one hundred
The alternative is death, relinquishing all you have and all you'll ever have in exchange for eternal nonexistence.
I think yes.
Okay anons I need a bit of help
How can I get rid of depression? I don't want to visit any doctors and eat pills.
Yesterday I was at party with buddies, I drank quite a lot of alcohol, everything was going good, my mood rocketed to like 1000% didnt give a shit about anything was happy about everything. There I also had a chance to dance for the first time with a girl that I really like. I was going to get drunk asap just to give a shit slightly less than normally, so atleast I can dance or move body for a bit instead of sitting at a table or standing like a wood, because I feel shy and awkward. I still made as less eye contact as possible, though as I noticed later no one ABSOLUTELY gave a fuck about me, others, how they dance etc. So everything went better than expected. Today I got up out of bed and I felt so fucking lonely/alone that I want to kill myself. I feel guilty for SOMETHING, but i didn't do anything bad there, so i have no idea why i feel like that. I just want to cry for no fucking reason as well. I feel emptyness in my mind and soul. I know this may influence the fact that I'm in love with that girl, but this can't be the main reason, so I guess depression is the problem here. How do I stay positive all the time, constantly smiling, not being sad all the time and unsatisfied? How do I cut out suicide out of my mind? I'm planning to leave 4chan especially r9k soon for good. I also listen to electronic music, but it's mostly has sad melody. Do I switch for anything else? Thanks for help, shitposters gtfo
>>29970294
you cant get rid of depression
honestly if I were you i'd reconsider my priorities
I found a medication that "worked" at the cost of erections but so what? I'd rather be a constant 30% happy than 0% happy but with the ability to jack off, you know what I mean? just find some medicine that works and take it no matter the cost
>>29970346
Anon, that's way too much to sacrifice. Are some of those pills really dis-erect your dick?
You're about to hit an existential crisis. Read philosophy, work out, and do your best to create your own meaning in the world. I want you to read this and remember it: there is no way for you to stay positive all the time. There is nothing that will "cure" your depression, but over time you WILL find a way to live that will make it a small annoyance rather than a massive beast.
Realize that this girl you love is a person and you love her. She does not embody love. Love is everywhere, so don't lose yourself if you lose her.
Antidepressants are an aspirin when you really need to perform major life surgery. You don't need them. You could get a therapist, see if maybe you have anxiety or ADHD. The therapist would be a good partner for you (assuming you vet them properly) in untying the mental knots that keep you depressed. Despite what you'll hear from other robots, it IS important that you treat anxiety and ADHD with pills because those two conditions will keep you from accomplishing the things that you need to do in your life to become a whole person.
I'm gonna assume you're young. Don't let it fester, okay? You need to stop escaping: face the world as it is and make something for yourself within it.Stop looking for quick-fixes--there's a trade-off for everything in life. Don't run from the hard truths. Whatever you do, keep looking for the real answers and don't ever give up.
>hairline receding at 14
JUST
poor Shlomo Khaleedi
>>29970215
But you can't be balding. You have white privilege.
he's going to be one good-looking jew
Hey there wagie, how was your week? Me? Well nice of you to ask, lets see, I got my neetbux on monday and I bought myself a nice bottle of expensive scotch. I've been enjoying drinking it while sitting in my comfy leather chair looking out the window at you wagies scurrying about. I've also been spending some time learning French, it's only my 7th language so nothing impressive really.
Ah that brings us to the weekend, what will you do wagie? I think I'm going to go camping again. I do hope you are not tired from working too much, it would be sad, oh so sad if you wasted your "free" time just resting. Self improvement is a very important thing all of us must work on wagie. You know that stacy you're crushing on? I'm sure if you self improved some more you would have chance with her. Oh no! ha-ha who am I kidding, she'll probably be getting *** by chads this weekend again. But don't you worry wagie. Monday will come soon and you'll go back to being a slave with no free will, serving your masters and not thinking about anything else.
So don't you worry wagie, everything is going to be alright.
gffr86y lkjg67
Have you ever taken into consideration that some of us actually enjoy our jobs?
I cant wait for August so your fat ass can go back to highschool nerd
>>29970199
Thispost has a hidden message at its end.
Is this the ideal female body? Is this literal perfection?
>>29970173
>stretch marks
DROPPED
>>29970173
>no penis
so no
Box hips so definitely not ask eww makeup
>tfw i go outside,i see a really hot girl with some dude or a just a really hot girl i get depressed as shit.
Is this normal.I try not to go outside too much because of this,at least when im inside i dont see anything and feel like shit afterwards.Right?
>>29970149
I don't know about normal.
Yeah, it's making me a little bit depressed too.
And whenever I go outside I know I'm gonna have to fap after, so I don't do it before to keep my fapping under control.
>>29970149
Yeah the same except that I become furious.
>tfw you go to college and see hundreds of qt girls, groups of friends, and regular people, knowing you will always be a loser and never experience what normal people take for granted
Do you agree with his stance on circumcision?
>>29970082
I haven't watched him for years, but if he's still the same, i'm sure I don't.
What's his stance on circumcision?
>>29970239
>I've even seen it erect too and still didn't think it was weird looking.
GO ON
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Boogie2988? Is he a robot?
>>29970075
He has a wife that he lets Tyrone fuck, so no
no he is notoriginalissimo
he's a piece of shit. death when?
Who here has a gf/wife? Tell me something great about her
>Wife
>She's a good cook
>>29970073
I have a gf.
>tell me something great about her.
She's been with me my entire life. She's basically a part of me, and without her life would be pretty difficult.
I know there is more.
I like hearing success stories and want to know what I have to look forward to
Hey arcanine, thoughts on this?
She looks morbidly obese. Are you going to put your willy in her?
[This is an Original commentary, trust me my dad works for nintendo]
>>29970026
what's your beef, the not whiteness?
props to her for showing she's fat rather than trying to fool people
Is it illegal to write "The user associated with this account has passed away." on your Steam account and never log into the account ever again?
>>29970015
YES SUPER ILLEGAL DUDE YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR EVEN THINKING THAT!!!!!!!
>>29970015
Not if you actually die
Yes it's literally murder
