I hope she's okay bros ;__;
she got kidnapped and is now a sex slave for the military.RIP
>>29972998
>a rich, famous, attractive attention whore with tens of thousands of orbiters just like and much better than you at her disposal
Yeah I think she'll be just fine
>>29972998
I hope she's not okay. All you guys worship her but in reality she doesn't give a shit about you.
so i'm 24 and she is 20. i never had a gf and am virgin. i started talking to this girl who i know from sports at uni. she randomly asked me for advice on something casual and started a conversation with me on whatsapp, which basically only consisted of childish banter. not really into it... but yeah today she semi insulted me today AGAIN after i told her i don't have time for sport today. is this what girls do when they like you? or do they do this with friends too? how do i fuck her? help. (its not sexual banter yet, only childish) (btw if it was a guy, youd cringe...
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>>29972996
something I never had*
no one? where are the chads?
If you two have talked online for more than 3 days, just ask her to go to a movie, get dinner after and remember to just bee urself. The worst thing that could happen is you either get stood up or have a shitty date, and in either case it is better to have that experience now than later. Good luck, friend
ITT: I give fatherly advice
A lot of you anons either don't have a dad in the picture, or do and he's a misfire, or need fatherly advice but can't ask him for whatever reason.
That's what I'm here for. Go ahead and ask any question and I'll answer as a loving, caring father would.
>>29972930
What kind of advice does a father give? I have no idea.
>>29972930
What's the best way to kill myself?
oreganjusttomakesure
>>29972968
Well that's an interesting question bud. I'm glad you felt comfortable coming to me with this!
See, as your dad, I want the best for you. But I'm not your mother, I know sometimes your dad's gotta be the one to tell you some hard truths, either about yourself or the world. I'm here for you no matter what though.
>dad found the dick drawer
>>29972880
>farmer John found the uber utter
>>29972880
>Mom found >>>/pol/
>Aunt found the shit supertanker
i have a people problem. i fucking every single living soul on this planet i just wish i had the whole world for myself so i could enjoy it alone and without people
o shit i meant "i fucking hate every single sole"
>>29972848
>I fucking every single living soul
Man, you know how to get your dick wet. Kudos.
>>29972861
You hate every single sole? That is unfortunate, without soles how would we walk around?
>>29972861
thanks for clarifying Sonic the Edgehog, i also dont like you much. maybe listen to some Nine Inch Nails and calm down?
Anyone else find extremely dark women attractive?
Why do people put such emphasis on skin color when other features are much more important? I care more about body type and face shape when deciding if a girl is qt or not. I don't care if you're dark chocolate or white as snow if you have attractive features.
always depends on the features
>>29972867
I've never been attracted to mulattos, Asians or Latinas regardless of facial structure.
Im only attracted to white, black and Arab/Persian women.
>that one kid who unironically taught his charizard cut
my starter was always my HM bitch t b h
>"Dude, trust me! If you just run 1000 times around this stone..."
>>29972833
>that one kid who taught you the mew glitch and it actually wasn't bullshit
Stuff like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd4SRACGdrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLwFbwPbqyY
>>29972825
I got you OP, glad to see someone that's into this
>>29972825
I got you OP, glad to see someone that's into this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_APmyjLkC4Y
>forgot the link
>>29972825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVPpLkbSqL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUrUAwPIJPY
I guess these count.
Nice to have something positive here
>get drunk
>message all of your "friends"
>literally 0 replies
why not just kill myself?
I'd cuck one of the girls that were into me and let you have some fun if we were bro's.
>>29972767
what did you message them while you were drunk?
>get drunk
>message girl you've liked for awhile
>she actually replies
>mfw
Holy shit it's literally fucking happening!
Military has taken over in Turkey!
Rumours coming in Erdogan has been assassinated. The PM releasing a statement soon
https://twitter.com/Havrekhshaeta/status/754050251909193728
Any Turkish robots out there care to fill us in?
Honestly, are we just doomed to be unhappy and miserable?
Are some of you robots happy, if so how did you achieve it?
I take little to no value out of relationships and I only maintain them because of scared of what it would be like with out them. They don't make me happy or give me any content with my life. I'm sure you guys can relate, that's why I'm posting it here. I have very few interesting conversations with people and honestly I'm not that smart so if I did enter an intelligent conversation the person who says something interesting...
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No responses, I'm too boring for this bored to.
Seriously I might just end it.
What's the point of life when /r9k/ doesn't even think you're worth responding to.
>>29972727
>Is happiness achievable for us Robots?
Also, tl;dr. Happiness is fleeting for everyone due to the human condition. You're better off trying to just be, or not.
>>29972727
I would be pretty happy if I didn't have to renew my NEETbux every year, the thought of losing my NEETbux is killing me,
even knowing that I haven't lost my NEETbux in 17 years I might lose it because those bitches in social security just hate me.
tfw my best friend turned into a DUDE WEED LMAO guy, literally smokes it 3-5 times a day so he basically stays high all the time.
I drive so he basically calls me and messages me everyday because he wants to hangout and pickup some weed, I realized how he's being a parasite so I stopped hanging out with him and keep saying no and that I'm busy (I actually am because I work fulltime) every time he asks me to hangout.
I've told him a few times its an addiction but he does the same old
>HahaHahHah man no way you can't...
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I know this feel. Two of my former best friends turned exactly into this situation.
>>29972678
Well I smoke everyday, but most days I don't really smoke to get high, just a comfy buzz. For me it's usually more of a "I have no reason to not smoke right now" type deal.
But yeah "stoners" are usually the worst type of people. I've never called a friend to drive me so I can pick up because that's kind of rude, and I don't care about 4:20 or anything like that because it's kind of childish. People are gonna do what they're gonna do though.
>>29972678
>I've told him a few times its an addiction
actually when weedfags say it's not chemically addictive, they are technically correct, however this is worse, It means they are will-less faggots who have a purely psychological dependency on the shit that helps keep them losers.
That's it. I'm fucking killing myself.
>>29972675
Do you mind taking me with you?
>>29972675
>I wanna kill myself
>better make a post online like a tumblr girl to get attention!
Fuck off and slit your throat
Enjoy oblivion.
You only have one life. Better to suffer than to not exist at all.
Gives it 3 out 4 stars , tells the misogynist haters to grow the fuck up. He says he wants a sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kol6rHs5RtQ
>In the film the villian is a autistic manchild who was bullied in school
> They go on youtube twice in the film to make fun of misogynist haters
Now we know why these manchildren like all of r9k, AVGN and angry joe are so butthurt by this film
>>29972663
>r9k, AVGN and angry joe
Who's r9k?
nobody ever cared what moviebob or kevin smith though. they were always a joke. AVGN and angry joe are ten times more popular for a good reason.
>>29972663
literally who
and they're wrong
>Get horny
>Desire to be in the center of a gangbang emerges
These cravings are only getting worse and worse. How does one cope? I'm going to be a KHV for life even if I wanted to act on it.
>>29972655
I'll never understand the thinking behind the people who made the law in japan that says "it's ok to show a woman surronded by thick veiny penises, realistically drawn down to the details of the skin folds, just make sure you put a thin black box over the glands and it will be censored to protect the innocents" seriously what the fuck is wrong with lawmakers
>>29972655
So, you want to be the girl?
>>29972655
>tfw you will NEVER be this girl
http://www.pornhub . com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph557bf625629e7