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>suddenly suicidal thought
Why do this happen?
>>29975887
Because the world would genuinely be better without you in it and you're subconsciously realizing it. Don't worry. Just let nature take its course and you'll be gone soon enough and we will all be better for it.
>>29975887
>suddenly
it's like a daily thing for everyone, isn't it?
>>29975916
I'll take you with me anon
Why do all these fake prank channels get millions of subscribers when people who legitimately just go in public and cause a scene get a little popularity?
>>29975810
Teenagers and preteens
>>29975810
because the fake prankers are a bunch of young prettyboy Chads, that's it. That's all there is to it.
Same reason why Justin Bieber or Drake sell millions of records and actually talented artists usually just scrape by or have to work a day job.
Fake pranks can be set up perfectly and can be more extreme because the "victim" is in on it.
>tfw for every five anons here, two will be diagnosed with cancer
What kind of cancer do you want, family?
http://seer.cancer.gov/statfacts/html/all.html
>>29975805
I hope I'm that one in five, it really doesn't matter what kind of cancer it is I just need an excuse for assisted suicide
Been drinking a lot of shitty whiskey so it'll probably be liver cancer.
>>29975805
Brain cancer
in the light of the recent events i think we should form our own neet milita and try to conquer a piece of land so we can start our own country
any suggestions robots?
If you don't work in your country, how will you eat?
If you don't eat in your country, how will you work?
>>29975789
we will enslave the normies
>youre posting smug frogs
>while oneitis is sucking chads cock
Would have been better if you would have rhymed frogs / chad cocks.
>>29975991
wordplay can't take the pain away
>>29975722
>You stroke your penis
>Stacy spreads syphilis
Post your experience withnotgoing to parties robots.
If you didn't go,tell us what you did instead and if you missed out on anything.
If you by some miracle did go, tell us how it was.
All parties, including, but not limited to: birthdays, housewarming, clubbing, house parties, homecomings, proms, etc are welcome in this thread.
I'll start with a greentext:
>beme
>just shitposting on chanz all day
>time to go to bed (00:30), wagekekking starts tomorrowmorning 6 o' clock
>Ask friend/coworker who lives down the street but is a normie if he has the same shift as me (let's call him Dan)
>He asks why I'm still awake since 'you need to start early tomorrow anon'
>Later on a different coworker who is friends with Dan shows me pictures of a party Dan threw that night
>Picture shows Dan lying on a sofa with a qt 3.14 from work laying her head on his chest
>'Why weren't you there anon, you live just a minute away?'
>"oh, eh.... I must've forgotten"
>Not friends with Dan anymore
I know this sounds like failed normiehood, but I just thought I could finally escape robotness.
I did everything in my power: I got fit, forced myself to get a job and socialize through it, get less autist clothing/haircut.
Then along comes Dan, who is a fat, loud-mouthed asshole who brags about how much he drinks at work while doing fuck-all.
I just thought that if I went to one of his parties again (got invited to one, wasn't that fun) I might actually meet people who would want to be my friend. He'd rather invite two brony otaku's because they get him cheap booze and cigarettes than me.
For a while I thought I finally did it, but I've failed.
There is no escape.
We will always remain virgins, outcasts and lepers because of who we are.
We are forever doomed to dwell this earth alone, with no companionship but fleeting threads on an anonymous website.
I hope nuclear war breaks out while I'm sleeping so I don't have to wake up again
>>29975718
Bump
This thread is interesting but i dont have any interesting party stories...
I'm invited occasionally. Every time it's the same. I spend hours mentally preparing and the anxiety makes me want to rip my skin off. I sit in the shower crying in fetus position, and the only reason I actually end up going is because I don't want the few 'friends' I actually have to exclude and eventually abandon me. I show up late and I'm the first to leave, but I try to go to half the stuff I'm invited to. I just make sure to get really drunk on the way there, and once I arrive just sit down in a couch in a corner or something while listening to the music.
>>29976174
Greentext it anon, we need to bump the thread
>Want to eat strawberry shortcake ice cream and have an ice cream machine at my apartment building
>Can't enjoy it because the texture of popsicle wood causes me extreme discomfort to touch, see, or even just think about
IT'S NOT FAIR, WHOSE RETARDED IDEA WAS IT TO PUT THOSE THINGS ON FUCKING WOOD STICKS THAT YOUR FINGERS CAN'T SLIDE ON AND MAKE YOUR TEETH FEEL HOLLOW?
Be a fucking pussy like me and take out the unholy stick and then eat it
>>29975743
I actually tried that but the discomfort from having to look at and touch it ruined everything else I experienced for the following hour.
>>29975622
I didn't know anyone else knew this feel...so this is what it feels like when doves cry
>evidence that liberalism is cancer
dirty fucking gauls
MARSEILLE KHOYA
>dude politics
who gives a fuck
so lads whats the plan for friday night?
>partying with the guys
>marathon of vidya
>super porn edging
>>29975582
No plans for tonight?
oh.
>>29975582
I used to edge my self for hours but it ALWAYS lead to a ruined orgasm
well OP here, im thinking on bring out the fleshlight
But i dunno what POV video to use it for....
>tfw fall semester of uni is fast approaching
I only have friends and fun in university, back home I'm just bored as fuck.
I don't play Pokemon Go, but I wonder what the Pokemon Go crowd will be like at school.
Kill me, brobots.
Also, list classes you are excited for.
>Econometrics
>Precalc
>live in turkey
>uprising is happening right now
remember when you kill the normies, to pin a picture of your president on their chest to make it okay.
Godspeed Mehmet
>>29975526
Are you going to take part in the ancient Turkish tradition of rape and plunder?
>this board literally worships a homeless person now
>>29975509
>worships
You mean: 'laughs at'?
where does he get the will to live?
just end it eggman fuck
>>29975509
>"""""now""""""
>""now""
James Country
do you want to fuck this?
>>29975432
>off-centre butthole
>>29975432
Sure why not famalamadingdong
>>29975472
looks pretty centred to me fampai
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFh71_ftxLE
anyone ever wish they lived in some small hick town or a smoky detective noir? seems cosy in the movies
your only thought is how to get enough money for drinks, everyone has the same low ambitions, youd drink at the same old dive bar every night, you might fuck the town whore or work at a family business.. or just slip through the cracks and disappear into the smoke and drink
>>29975426
> tfw too anxious to go drink in a dive bar alone, whilst listening to the band stum their sorrows as i get chatting to a broken woman who is lonely enough to go home with me, then we become drinking buddies before both going down in a blaze of glory
>>29975426
This is possible even now OP
I'm living the dream. Do you have any questions on how I did it?
>>29975621
only 1 question: how did you do it?
Yo, we're running a Minecraft server called MineChan. We've got landclaims, basic economy, ranks such as Neckbeard, Sperg, etc., but not too much stuff that it'll fuck up "muh pure Minecraft experience".
IP: 167.114.110.58
sadly minecraft isn't free
What are the rules?
The admins on this server were the most autistic players on an [s4s] based server.
It's mainly a bunch of underage sperglords memespouting, so I wouldn't recommend joining it.
![AVA_March_2016[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Li9Jwut.jpg "AVA March 2016[1]")
