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>"Hitler was the most evil villain to ever walk the earth, he wanted to holocaust everyone who wasn't a blonde haired blue eyed arian, not to mention the 6 million jews he killed. The good guys won world war 2"
>>29974499
Nice dubs
Must back
BumpA lumpA
Yep that is correct.
>>29975820
>Yep that ls correct.
Why are these so popular now? Anyone have one? Why did you get it?
What do other people think of them?
Anyone who has one of those things has basically ruined their ear. Do they think that when they're 40 other people will find their saggy ear cool?
I think they look OK on guys, but instantly make girls look like sluts and ruin their appearance in all cases.
Wouldn't get one myself though - doesn't fit my appearance at all.
>>29974484
Anyone who gets one of these is literally an idiot. No exceptions.
>It's so hard being a robot
>Girls talk to me all the time and I don't know what to say
>Oh yeah, I'm also a model. Life is hard, man. No bully pls.
What the fuck is up with these good looking normies trying to pass for robots? Is the summer cancer this strong that male models are now posting on r9k or is it all a big troll angle?
>>29974424
Anyone can be mentally ill, anon. What are you upset about specifically?
>>29974445
>Anyone can be mentally ill, anon.
Mental illness is one of those labels that's easy to appropriate.
>What are you upset about specifically?
Some people have real problems.
>>29974424
>What the fuck is up with these good looking normies trying to pass for robots?
They figured they'd steal any pity sex women might be willing to give too.
GOD DAMNED NORMIES
>tfw used to be cheerful kid but terrible upbringing and normies treating me like shit because i am short and ugly made me a hopeless, broken robot
why is life so fucking cruel?
>>29974319
>Everyone is at fault but myself
Have a wash, have a shave, start eating better. You won't get unbroken in a day but you can start by not moping on here.
>>29974420
Are you fucking retarded? everyone does those things
I was a sweet kid as well Anon.Now,I'm a bitter,broken,hate-filled ruin of a man,that looks onto gruesome murder and torture in an utterly jaded way.
Is it possible to beat the stupid out of a woman?
>>29974317
God I hope so. Just be patient and beat her daily. It cant happen overnight
Yes it is with a cervix ramming foot long club cock.
>>29974317
no.
Only in an isolated environment where no one supports her stupid behavior then she might have a chance.
Chad is texting your oneitis now for a wild quickie during his sexual raid work several females tonight.
Meanwhile you are browsing a Chinese mene forum alone.
>>29974295
>alone
But all my friends are here already.
They'll be on even when I am off.
And you are spreading unoriginal and stale memery on the same Chinese forum.
She doesn't fuck with chads, she's still with the same guy. He's a brormie, but not a chad. Haven't seen her in years. A true robot does not care or harbor grudges for the one they belong with, because that doesn't mean they belong with us; a true robot understands, because he would do the same thing in their position.
>>29974295
You stay up alone reading Schopenhauer, he pounds her pussy until it's sour.
Why do robots hate Chad and Stacy so much?
Envy tbqh
Because Stacey won't give up the puss and Chad tells us that it's our fault.
Hand over the puss, Stacey and Chad.
it's infuriating that they just shit on them throughout middleschool and highschool then end up as the successful ones
im sure bill gates didnt give a fuck about chad and stacies when he got big, because he was 1000x more successful and famous than they'd ever be. but for robots there's no justice or redemption, chad's better in highschool and chad's better in adulthood
if i was drafted into the army i couldnt pass the running on the pt test for sure since you have to run 2 miles in 15:54. how did so many men make it through in wwi wwii and vietnam basic, was everyone just real fit to begin with or does the army getbyou into shape?
Basic training is about getting you into shape, plus the world wars were taking literally every non crippled man and vietnam had the draft and forced you to go
>>29974328
Basically this. I seen some fat people go to basic and come back fit for service. They don't expect you to run two miles in under 16 from the start. Though they do make it feel like they do.
Yes back then there were fewer crippled by sitting
TFW No Gf: The Video>You will never have this with somebody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQ1Hz7KYrs
>>29974273
doesn't count as a gf if she looks like a man
>>29974308
I'd make it count.
AYYO
AYYO HOLD UP
REMEMBER THAT WHILE YOU NORDS WERE IN CAVES WE WUZ BUILDING EMPIRES. WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU SNOW BOI MOTHERFUCKERS IS THAT THE FIRST URIEL SEPTUM WAS A REDGUARD
AYYO
WE WUZ THE FIRST BLADEMASTERS
>>29974206
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
oc nigger blox
WE WUZ THE DRAGONBORN
DA FIRST HIGH PRIEST OF DA MAGE GUILD??
REDGUARD
DA FIRST CHAMPION OF THE ARENA??
REDGUARD
How are you guys even having trouble finding a partner? The people here literally get attached to you within a week. Just show them any attention at all and you have a bf that is too dependent to betray.That's when you can rip their heart out and leave them as a lonely mess now with trust issues.
>>29974202
because while it's obvious to others that most robots are gay, most of them haven't accepted it, and keep going through the motions of pining for the abstract concept of "gf" even as they recoil from any actual opportunity.
Go away nigger.
You don't belong here.
>>29974284
They don't need to be gay because I'm a girl.
>you will never live in America
>you will never enjoy real purchasing power, gun ownership, freedom and patriotism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT THE AMERICAN DREAM
>>29974164
America envy is a very real thing
>>29974164
sorry, you only get in if you are useful to the oligarchs now, so either get rich, get skills, or become a Mexican/self hating gay Muslim
>>29974222
Or just come there as usual and steal low paying jobs from college graduates 50 trillion in debt.
> tfw 18 and 5'5
Should I just kill myself?
pic unrelated
>>29974163
>tfw 22 and 5'4 and content
Nah man, you're good. What's the problem you're having with your height? If it's girls you could always visit another country where the average height of males is lower, like the philippines.
>>29974163
are you jacked?
>>29974163
No, you shouldn't
Being short is a strong disadvantage for men. Anyone who denies this is an idiot. But being short isn't a death sentence or a guarantee you'll fail
Stalin was 5'5''. He was shorter than all his Generals and Ministers and Politiburo members, but even though he was always the shortest in the room he managed to be a terrifying alpha male anyways
The whole Kim Dynasty is short people, and yet they're the only family in history that has managed to pull off an Orwellian state. No other person has managed to build a long lasting Orwellian state and probably no one else ever will
Daniel Radcliffe is short and he's a millionaire who gets laid all the time
Ghandi was short and he's sort of inspirational I guess
Prince was 5'2'', and he was a multimillionaire celebrity who was rolling in sex and drugs until his debauched celebrity lifestyle killed him
Being short is a disadvantage, and its an unfair disadvantage, but its not a death sentence
Also reminder: if you're on this board, the only reason to hate short men is if you've been brainwashed by roasties. Roasties are the source of all resentment for short men
Our president is black
>>29974151
It's OK soon the president will be a woman
no he's not he's white
>>29974151
Yep
>>29974187
Yep
>>29974197
Yep
Origen ill eye
My boyfriend calls me his better half because I BETTER HAVE dinner on the table when he gets home from work.
I like it. Did you cook a delicious meal for him ?
That's a good girl.you'd make a lovely wife
Normies itt nothing to see here
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