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>I tried so hard and got so far, in the end it doesnt even matter
>I had to fall, to lose it all. In the end, it doesnt even matter.
>>29970760
Epic meme my friend ;^)
orignalio
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything is so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room
Just as soon as I walk in
It's like all eyes on me, so I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation, like I want that
I'm not looking for extra attention
I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need no fucking manservant
Follow me around, and wiping my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of 'em ain't even funny like
Haha Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes
And you don't have to walk no thousand miles
In my shoes, just to see
What it'd be like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what I'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other's mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each other's eyes
I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling
Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in
Because I don't belong in this world
That's why I'm scoffing at authority, defying often
Flying off at the handle with my mom, no dad
So I'm non complying at home, at school I'm just shy and awkward
And no I don't need no goddamn psychologist
Trynna diagnose why I have all these underlying problems
Thinking he can try and solve them
I'm outside chalking up drawings on the sidewalk
And in the front drive talking to myself
Either that or inside hiding often to going somewhere quiet
Trying not to be noticed because I'm crying and sobbing
I had a bad day at school so I ain't talking
Some cocksucker shoved me into a fucking locker
And he said that I eyeballed him
>have severe anxiety, especially in medical situations
>have to have an MRI scan tomorrow
What the fuck do I do?
they give you music to listen to so that helps, I got one last year and it was pointless because they didn't find what was wrong with me
>>29970748
I really hate loud noises, and I told the doctors that before I had an MRI scan a few years back. They gave me something that knocked me out(it was a gas, I hate needles, too) for a couple hours and I woke up feeling great.
They can give you a sedative.
Want to play pokemon go. Born in fucking europe.
just run around outside throwing rocks at dogs and cats, pretty much the same
>>29970688
>he doesn't know about apk's
Too dangerous for you to be running around outdoors. You should stay in doors. Yes in doors
What are the least painful most effective methods for suicide
>>29970665
bite bear
>>29970678
It was painful enough watching it in the Revenant. I can't imagine it's much worse in real life.
Hydrogen sulphide poisoning.
would you race mix with a T H I C C jew, /r9k/?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f9ab89256b0
anon can you stop posting my 3Dwife.
thanks.
>>29970660
>>29970886
she is basically white so as a slav yes, i wish i would be used as a breeding device for milana
How important is virginity to you for selecting a partner? Personally, for me, marrying a woman who is not a virgin is basically the same as being a cuckold, I don't think I could live with the humiliation. I'd honestly rather be lonely and miserable forever than marry a non-virgin slut, not even memeing.
And you?
>>29970620
It's not that important to me. I just want a partner with a similar level of experience to me (which happens to be not a lot, surprise, surprise) but if I slept with a lot of women then it's only fair that I'm ok with a woman who's slept with a lot of dudes.
>>29970620
> implying his standarda are based on past experience with women irl
>>29970735
but I'm a virgin, dumbass.
This place is toxic as fuck and I can;t take it anymore. I don't want r9k memes to constantly occupy my brain. I'm fucking done. I've been slowly weening myself off this shithole Plato's cave of delusion and filth. I've been working on my hobbies, getting out for walks, reading, i'm even going to a concert tomorrow by myself. Anything to get away from this place. I still go on 4chan, just a few less toxic boards like /p/, /o/ and such.
This is the only way forward.
>inb4 you'll be here tomorrow
That's the point; even if i'm still a virgin months from now, I'll at least be of clearer mind and sounder body, hopefully content with my life alone with my various pursuits.
This is the only way forward, anons. I urge you to follow suit.
Some people just can't handle the truth.
Have fun, you weak minded roach.
Free will doesn't exist, my boi.
>>29970563
I'm proud of you, anon. Hopefully you'll be able to come back sometime years from now and see for yourself how corrupted that the people on this site have been, much like I have.
Is there any new hack to download more videos of this slut from this site? The old one stopped working.
https://rec-tube.com/search/lana_rain/
This is the slut in question
>>29970561
can i get the command for that anon?
originales
>>29970901
It doesn't work. What did I just say faggot?
Haven't left the basement in 2 weeks, craving some orgasmic food, have 7k saved up from neetbux...what food should i buy when i go out in like 30 min?
five guys, if we're just limited to big chains
Wendys Dave's triple cheeseburger
>>29970577
This too
>>29970623
How fat do you have to be to eat one of these? I can barely eat a double cheeseburger from wendys
>Women is nice to me
>Fall in love
I am the only one that knows this feel
I may be an autistic loser, but thank god I'm not a huge beta cuck like you, OP. Are you still in highschool or something?
>>29970557
Probably since the faggot uses ifunny.
>>29970557
No.I am in college.And I am doing well in every aspect of my life except in the dating department.
>Filtered threads 11
>Hidden threads 13
We get it your life is bitter and nothing amuses you, what's the point of this thread anyway?
>>29970511
That's not very nice, anon. Don't you think you should give all threads a chance?
>>29970554
I'm just tired of all the """fembot""" and "my gf" and bait threads.
How do you deal with knowing you're going to be alone forever? With knowing that you're undesirable to everyone?
Can we find some kind of comfort or edginess in it?
Is there a way to convince yourself that you don't need human affection?
I think learning to be happy with what he have is the best method. But, no, I haven't figured out how to do that yet.
Desire is the cause of all suffering.
By deluding myself, of course!
When you have come to peace, there is no "dealing".
How are you suicidal racist autists doing in this god forsaken land?
Its pointless. Arkansasfag here and anyone with any sense to use a computer and dumb enough to go to 4chan (like us) isnt in the south.
Austin tx doesnt count since theyre california refugees.
>>29971107
So..... I'm alone?
>>29970461
I moved right after high school. Lived in new orleans for a bit and now am currently living in new york state. i havw no intentions of going back to GA
Robot, why do you have the nerve to complain bout tfw no gf, when you are so pale and sickly looking? Why not have a nice healthy golden brown suntan?
Because I'm a ginger who doesn't tan. I burn and become white again.
>>29970465
the one reasonable exception. Tan or no tan, you're a ginger and thus cursed by god to have no gf.
NEET here. I tan for at leat 1 hour a day. I look like a pro surfer. Wagies will never know this feel.
Hey fags come join our discord and talk about vidya, anime, shitposting, feels, whatever.
https://discord.gg/3Ra4s
inb4 butthurt replies fuck off
>>29970437
i joined this discord and felt like suicide
t-thanks guys
>>29970437
El bumparino
Shit discord full of cancer.
