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>Why are you so quiet?
>You need to talk more
>You need to get out of your shell
Fuck you
>do you talk?
I've had the same person say this to me at work like 3 times in the past week. Why the fuck do they care what I say if I'm just minding my own business doing my job
>>29969973
And when I do get out of my shell people complained of my completely inane conversations. As if they can't talk about anything else.
I don't care about your stupid pop culture.
>>29971067
Fuckkin thiiiiiiiis
>you shower her with compliments, saying she is beautiful and fair
>Chad showers her with semen all over her hair
>>29969956
No nigga, I simply do both. I'm a nice guy but only AFTER I get some action.
>You rub her soles
>He puts it in both holes
>>29969956
>>29969956
nigger can you get a trip so i can filter your shit
Can we get a summer nostalgia thread going?
>listening to punk
>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
>jumping on trampolines
>hanging out at the local pool
>sky seemed bluer
>grass seemed greener
>air smelled better
Fuck I miss being a kid in the early 2000s.
>>29969947
Holy shit please don't bring up any of these. I remember skateboarding with a friend of mine back when we played THPS2, 3 and 4. Jesus christ those were the good times. Everything since then was a downward spiral in my life.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9oaBahqh3Io
>>29969983
Same here, anon. It's like my life turned to shit when the GameCube era ended.
>Just don't be jealous and we'll be fine
What did she mean by this?
>>29969925
Im going to cheat on you even with the homeless old man begging outside, beta faggot.
It means she is the gloryhole girl in the Chad headquarters.
>just be a good cuck and we'll be fine
>"girls can't be robots," they said
Who said that? Of course they can.
For them, robot means not having had a Chad in some time.
>>29970057
>Of course they can
OF COURSE THEY CAN LADS YOU HEARD HERE FIRST
WOMYN CAN BE ROBOTSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKILLME
Anyone sick of all the women bashing? Why is it that we are unfairly targeted for being born one gender?
>>29969908
Well I don't necessarily approve of it, but nothing's forcing you to stay here. It's like if you were a rich person living in the bad part of town and then complaining about all the crime. Just move the hell away.
>>29969908
>we
fuck off, Roastbeef.
>>29969949
I shouldn't have to move.
You sound like a bitter virgin, how about you get laid freak
>Tfw manlet.
>Tfw I have a gf but still feel inadequate.
>Tfw have a gf but she never knew the real me.
Can we have a feels thread?
>tfw best friends sister is a qt 3.14 who looks at me like an older brother just cause we all grew up together
>tfw I have to hear her bitch about dudes and complain about why she's single to her brother while I'm there
>tfw I will never be able to ghost her like I did when I got rejected by the others because all 3 of us are going to know each other for a long ass time.
She's a normie to the max but just fuck my shit up senpai.
>tfw 5'4
I've accepted I'm not really a human being and worth nothing in the eyes of anybody, but I really wish it'd stop hurting.
>>29969917
You are going to die one day. Fuck it with this faggot shit. Go for it bitch! Who gives a shit. If she rejects you then fuck her, she doesn't care enough about you to love you in that way. "Bestfriemds". Lol you are going to die along bro. Fuck her and him if it gets awkward. You see a shot at happiness you fucking go for it. If it fails fuck them and keep searching..pls don't let it torment you any more bro..
>when she wants to fuck but refuses to get on top and expects you to do all the work
NO BITCH YOU HAVE TO EXPEND A LITTLE ENERGY TOO YOU DONT GET TO JUST LAY THERE AND RELAX WHILE I WORK MY ASS OFF FUCKING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29969853
She's used to it from Chad. Bet she didn't tell you that did she?
Normie shits please leave and never come back.
>>29969853
>a girl lets him have sex with her
>he doesn't want to expend the energy while she relaxes
>it's unfair
kill yourself
I'd kill for that kind of unfair.
>been lurking on 4chan for 2 years
>gets a qt3.14 gf
>has a great time for 4 months
>suddenly becomes racist 4chan autistic man after lurking
>5th month not so great anymore
>horrible fights because of autism
>gets dumped by gf
r9k I had a chance to be a normie and to quit 4chan and to be happy with life but I accidentally chose memes instead
Now I'm back here
If you had a chance to get out of here would you?
If she didn't share your racist views then you don't want her OP
Better off without her
>>29969830
Iktf bro...went drinking one night, she gets that drunk she starts making out with other dudes..
Get in the car
>"anon my favourite word is nigger"
I'm half black...damn son
>>29969851
Originally I didn't have those views but 4chan influenced me
>used to be in a deep relationship with grill
>we met on facebook discussing a picture and added eachother as friends
>shes really good to talk to and has the same oulooks on things as i
>start talking to her everyday
>happiest i'd ever felt in my life
>she lives far away but we message on FB and text eachother
>work is depressing and extremely unrewarding
>come home and talk on facebook and call sometimes
>the notification chime gets me really happy
>don't feel depressed anymore
>we talk for hours on end
>i end up getting an unlimited mobile plan
>after about 3 months of talking and messaging we decide to organise to see eachother.
>her place is a almost 2 hrs away
>drive there and arrive at her place
>no one is at home and she looks so much more flattering in person
>drink some wine, eat dinner at her place and watch movies for the rest of the night
>getting late and need to head back
>still a bit drunk
>ask if i can sleep on the couch for the night
>tells me i can share her bed
>don't have a change of clothes
>she lets me borrow her clothes as pajamas for the night
>take a shower at her place, and shampoo smells so nice
>her clothes smell really nice too.
>We lay in bed together talking about periods, penises and stuff that scared us as kids
>we both get tired and fall asleep
>i wake up and tell her i should probably head back to get ready for work
>still dressed in her pjs
>>29969799
>put on my shitty work clothes that smell like last nights meal and wine.
>really happy about life now
>keep talking heaps for like a month
>notice she isn't as "exited" talking to me as she used to be
>keep talking to her as i normally do
>asking if everything is alright
>ask if we want to meet up again
>gives a vague answer about it
>start getting worried and depressed
>ask if she wants to call
>doesn't respond
>start thinking about what i'd do if she didn't want to be with me anymore.
>keep checking my phone non-stop.
>been about 2 days, she usually responds in about 2 hrs usually less.
>finally responds, but texts me instead
>she asks if i want to call
>in the middle of work
>tell i'll call her in 2 minutes
>head to the toilet
>call her
>she picks up but doesn't say anything.
>i tell her i miss her and ask her is there is anything wrong
>i wait through 5 seconds of silence before i get a response
>in my head i imagined this unfold in the 2 days she didn't respond
>prepare myself
>she says that we should probably give eachother some space for now
>she doesn't want to talk about anything else and just says shes sorry
>it hits me so fucking hard even though i braced myself
>tell her okay
>hang up and cry like a bitch in the toilet
>get out after drying and washing my face
>co workers asked if i 'cried or something'
>start feeling really insecure about everything and laugh it off saying i had something stuck there
>go home after spending a hour in peak hour traffic
>lay on the couch and cry
>end up drinking till i vomit
>>29969823
>half a year later after working and trying to forget her existence
>i get a spam message and decide to delete all of them finally
>i end up looking at my inbox
>see her messages and tell myself not to look at them
>look at them anyway
>start getting memories
>start feeling seriously depressed
>want to die
>get drunk
>i end up going through her facebook
>nothing has changed
>look back at her old messages and photos
>i end up going through my old voicemail messages from her
>feel like i'm ready to just end it
>i go for a walk around my town drunk
>come back and tell myself i'll probably kill myself tonight
>i stand at my apartment verandah and start climbing the guard rail
>tears and shit streaming down my face
>i don't end up killing myself cause i was to scared of jumping
>look up methods like breathing helium
>don't want to go peacefully
>end up passing out
>wake up
>headache
>remember shit and get depressed
>call in sick
>end up going on a drive through a few states.
>got a text saying i'm fired in the middle of my trip
>probably cause i didn't respond to any of the messages and calls they sent me over the week
>i don't even care about anything anymore
Why live right now?
>>29969823
>lay
It's actually "lie". I hate that mistake.
I had an 8 hour day planned later and needed my full 15 hours of sleep so I would be well rested.
Yet here I am, 1:30 in the afternoon, awake 4 hours too early and deprived of my necessary recuperation period because my neighbor decided to take Friday off and loudly chore it up.
It's so inconsiderate, it's unbelievable.
>>29969755
Thisneighbor of yours is very rude.
>>29969755
Sorry, neetbabby! Don't worry though, you really don't need that much sleep to sit on your ass all day. I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>29969755
You must be leading a very fulfilling existence to feel the need to spam 4chan's lamest board with your shitposts.
Have you achieved something with all that free time? Or did you squander it? We all know the answer. Don't waste tour precious neet time answering.
>this girl is giving you this look
>she approaches you to ask you out
>oh anon you are so adorable when you are shy
>I think you are so cute
>do you want to be my boyfriend?
What do you do? What do you tell her?
>>29969714
She's like 13, fuck off with your retarded scenarios
>>29969714
Shy girls do that thing with their hair all the time. They act all edgy and cool about it but it's actually them being shy. It's pretty qt.
>>29969714
>you realize that you're an ugly person
>you realize that you don't share the same interests
>you realize that your small cock won't please her
>you realize that you have no job to spoil her
>you realize that you aren't worth her
I just wanted to let you know that I will be posting pictures of my cute parrot Coco all over this board soon. Just a heads-up. I will use this to derail fembot threads and cuck threads (possibly also trap threads). God bless.
>>29969699
>possibly also trap threads
but I like those
>>29969699
cute green-cheeked conure OP
Your thumb looks slightly weird OP
Yesterday the girl I likedwasnt feeling all that well. So me being the good cuck I am.
Did something crazy, I went and asked random people to just let me snap them saying "Get well Angela" and sending it to her. Literally 12 people all said it and i sent them all to her.
She is overwhelmed with joy and happiness and calls me a truly amazing dude and said that when im sick she has to do something just as amazing for me.
I say "Well thats simple, all id need is you" and she just stops replying all together.
At that moment every poster on r9k went through my head. Im a literal cuck, orbiter, retard, fool and above all else RETARD for even trying.
I fucking hate myself at this point, like bro. Seriously fucking my life. Ive been actually trying to be a better person and for what? To be constantly brought down, time and time again.
Women are fucking dogs I have given the FUCK UP
>>29969669
No one cares you stupid luffy poster, kill yourself
Stop crying Faggot, it's one girl not the end of the world.
Next time try to put some effort in for yourself not some caddy bitch
How long ago was this? Oreganannananananano
Dude all women just want a funny guy who is confident and has a good personality lmao.
I know a guy who worked at the Olympics twice. He said the athlete village is just a constant fuckfest ongoing the duration of the event.
Disgusted me when he said they all do it, even the women, like fucking Icelandic synchronized swimming or Chinese female weightlifting or whatever else, getting railed by like South American and African teams or even just local Chads.
>>29969749
You kind of have to wonder if the 80% of the women go to 20% of the men rule also goes on at the Olympics.
>>29969668
>these are who we promote as noble and to be aspired to in humanity
