>Why are you so quiet?
>You need to talk more
>You need to get out of your shell
Fuck you
>do you talk?
I've had the same person say this to me at work like 3 times in the past week. Why the fuck do they care what I say if I'm just minding my own business doing my job
>>29969973
And when I do get out of my shell people complained of my completely inane conversations. As if they can't talk about anything else.
I don't care about your stupid pop culture.
>>29971067
Fuckkin thiiiiiiiis
>you shower her with compliments, saying she is beautiful and fair
>Chad showers her with semen all over her hair
>>29969956
No nigga, I simply do both. I'm a nice guy but only AFTER I get some action.
>You rub her soles
>He puts it in both holes
>>29969956
>>29969956
nigger can you get a trip so i can filter your shit
Can we get a summer nostalgia thread going?
>listening to punk
>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
>jumping on trampolines
>hanging out at the local pool
>sky seemed bluer
>grass seemed greener
>air smelled better
Fuck I miss being a kid in the early 2000s.
>>29969947
Holy shit please don't bring up any of these. I remember skateboarding with a friend of mine back when we played THPS2, 3 and 4. Jesus christ those were the good times. Everything since then was a downward spiral in my life.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9oaBahqh3Io
>>29969983
Same here, anon. It's like my life turned to shit when the GameCube era ended.
>Just don't be jealous and we'll be fine
What did she mean by this?
>>29969925
Im going to cheat on you even with the homeless old man begging outside, beta faggot.
It means she is the gloryhole girl in the Chad headquarters.
>just be a good cuck and we'll be fine
>"girls can't be robots," they said
Who said that? Of course they can.
For them, robot means not having had a Chad in some time.
>>29970057
>Of course they can
OF COURSE THEY CAN LADS YOU HEARD HERE FIRST
WOMYN CAN BE ROBOTSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKILLME
Anyone sick of all the women bashing? Why is it that we are unfairly targeted for being born one gender?
>>29969908
Well I don't necessarily approve of it, but nothing's forcing you to stay here. It's like if you were a rich person living in the bad part of town and then complaining about all the crime. Just move the hell away.
>>29969908
>we
fuck off, Roastbeef.
>>29969949
I shouldn't have to move.
You sound like a bitter virgin, how about you get laid freak
>Tfw manlet.
>Tfw I have a gf but still feel inadequate.
>Tfw have a gf but she never knew the real me.
Can we have a feels thread?
>tfw best friends sister is a qt 3.14 who looks at me like an older brother just cause we all grew up together
>tfw I have to hear her bitch about dudes and complain about why she's single to her brother while I'm there
>tfw I will never be able to ghost her like I did when I got rejected by the others because all 3 of us are going to know each other for a long ass time.
She's a normie to the max but just fuck my shit up senpai.
>tfw 5'4
I've accepted I'm not really a human being and worth nothing in the eyes of anybody, but I really wish it'd stop hurting.
>>29969917
You are going to die one day. Fuck it with this faggot shit. Go for it bitch! Who gives a shit. If she rejects you then fuck her, she doesn't care enough about you to love you in that way. "Bestfriemds". Lol you are going to die along bro. Fuck her and him if it gets awkward. You see a shot at happiness you fucking go for it. If it fails fuck them and keep searching..pls don't let it torment you any more bro..
>when she wants to fuck but refuses to get on top and expects you to do all the work
NO BITCH YOU HAVE TO EXPEND A LITTLE ENERGY TOO YOU DONT GET TO JUST LAY THERE AND RELAX WHILE I WORK MY ASS OFF FUCKING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29969853
She's used to it from Chad. Bet she didn't tell you that did she?
Normie shits please leave and never come back.
>>29969853
>a girl lets him have sex with her
>he doesn't want to expend the energy while she relaxes
>it's unfair
kill yourself
I'd kill for that kind of unfair.
>been lurking on 4chan for 2 years
>gets a qt3.14 gf
>has a great time for 4 months
>suddenly becomes racist 4chan autistic man after lurking
>5th month not so great anymore
>horrible fights because of autism
>gets dumped by gf
r9k I had a chance to be a normie and to quit 4chan and to be happy with life but I accidentally chose memes instead
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If she didn't share your racist views then you don't want her OP
Better off without her
>>29969830
Iktf bro...went drinking one night, she gets that drunk she starts making out with other dudes..
Get in the car
>"anon my favourite word is nigger"
I'm half black...damn son
>>29969851
Originally I didn't have those views but 4chan influenced me
>used to be in a deep relationship with grill
>we met on facebook discussing a picture and added eachother as friends
>shes really good to talk to and has the same oulooks on things as i
>start talking to her everyday
>happiest i'd ever felt in my life
>she lives far away but we message on FB and text eachother
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>>29969799
>put on my shitty work clothes that smell like last nights meal and wine.
>really happy about life now
>keep talking heaps for like a month
>notice she isn't as "exited" talking to me as she used to be
>keep talking to her as i normally do
>asking if everything is alright
>ask if we...
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>>29969823
>half a year later after working and trying to forget her existence
>i get a spam message and decide to delete all of them finally
>i end up looking at my inbox
>see her messages and tell myself not to look at them
>look at them anyway
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>>29969823
>lay
It's actually "lie". I hate that mistake.
I had an 8 hour day planned later and needed my full 15 hours of sleep so I would be well rested.
Yet here I am, 1:30 in the afternoon, awake 4 hours too early and deprived of my necessary recuperation period because my neighbor decided to take Friday off and loudly chore it up.
It's so inconsiderate, it's unbelievable.
>>29969755
Thisneighbor of yours is very rude.
>>29969755
Sorry, neetbabby! Don't worry though, you really don't need that much sleep to sit on your ass all day. I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>29969755
You must be leading a very fulfilling existence to feel the need to spam 4chan's lamest board with your shitposts.
Have you achieved something with all that free time? Or did you squander it? We all know the answer. Don't waste tour precious neet time answering.
>this girl is giving you this look
>she approaches you to ask you out
>oh anon you are so adorable when you are shy
>I think you are so cute
>do you want to be my boyfriend?
What do you do? What do you tell her?
>>29969714
She's like 13, fuck off with your retarded scenarios
>>29969714
Shy girls do that thing with their hair all the time. They act all edgy and cool about it but it's actually them being shy. It's pretty qt.
>>29969714
>you realize that you're an ugly person
>you realize that you don't share the same interests
>you realize that your small cock won't please her
>you realize that you have no job to spoil her
>you realize that you aren't worth her
I just wanted to let you know that I will be posting pictures of my cute parrot Coco all over this board soon. Just a heads-up. I will use this to derail fembot threads and cuck threads (possibly also trap threads). God bless.
>>29969699
>possibly also trap threads
but I like those
>>29969699
cute green-cheeked conure OP
Your thumb looks slightly weird OP
Yesterday the girl I likedwasnt feeling all that well. So me being the good cuck I am.
Did something crazy, I went and asked random people to just let me snap them saying "Get well Angela" and sending it to her. Literally 12 people all said it and i sent them all to her.
She is overwhelmed with joy and happiness and calls me a truly amazing dude and said that when im sick she has to do something just as amazing for me.
I say "Well thats simple, all id need is you" and she just stops replying all together.
At that moment every poster...
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>>29969669
No one cares you stupid luffy poster, kill yourself
Stop crying Faggot, it's one girl not the end of the world.
Next time try to put some effort in for yourself not some caddy bitch
How long ago was this? Oreganannananananano
Dude all women just want a funny guy who is confident and has a good personality lmao.
I know a guy who worked at the Olympics twice. He said the athlete village is just a constant fuckfest ongoing the duration of the event.
Disgusted me when he said they all do it, even the women, like fucking Icelandic synchronized swimming or Chinese female weightlifting or whatever else, getting railed by like South American and African teams or even just local Chads.
>>29969749
You kind of have to wonder if the 80% of the women go to 20% of the men rule also goes on at the Olympics.
>>29969668
>these are who we promote as noble and to be aspired to in humanity