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are the supposed benefits of nofap a meme or not

oregano comentaro
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I mean the optimal time between faps is like 3-4 days, or a week at best

You don't get any real benefit after that
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There is. Pornography and masturbation overstimulate your dopamine receptors. As technology progress, our biological bodies have NOT progressed to stand this kind of overstimulation. It's no surpise why the fags here prefer traps now.
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What makes you think this place is going to give you answers that are any less conflicting than what you'd find on Google?

Jesus, I don't know how some of you are even still alive.

The real answer is that the effects of nofap are different from person to person. There's no way to know if not benefits you until you try it.

I've heard some robots say it's actually a pretty good show but I got a feeling it might just be normie-tier crap.
Should I bother?
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>>29968748
Books you cunt
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>>29968748
Who said?
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Lots of tits and ass if nothing else.

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Why is she so itchy?
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>>29968652
That's disturbing, looks like a 16 year old guy
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>>29968652
Whats his story? Ive seen the pics for a long time but dont know what the deal is

Is it because he looks so ashamed and sad?
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>>29968652
>she
Nice meme you fucking faggot.

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>tfw no stinky feet bf
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I think you need to give people a way to communicate with you in order to get a bf
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>>29968627
That's gross. Why would you want that?
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>>29968696
It's manly desu, I love erotic smells

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Enjoy your 3 minute lunch break, wagecuck.
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Nice try, I don't get breaks
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>>29968607
Thank you, today I packed a pb and jay
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>>29968607
This is the shortest lunch break in existence.

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do you feel like your genetics have majorly affected your life or lifestyle?

Do you believe it is worth pursuing things despite the possibility of genetic predetermination?

pic unrelated
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>>29968602
>Do you believe it is worth pursuing things despite the possibility of genetic predetermination?

Absolutely. Humans, with cerebral palsy, can read and drive. And I'm a misanthrope.
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Yes
No, because I have multiple mental illnesses. It would be absolutely selfish to pass these genes onto any potential children. At this point, I've just accepted solitude for the rest of my life.
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>>29968709
Things, OP said things, not a family.

Or are we in a thinly veiled "sex is all that matters in life" thread

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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

* Not an original comment
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Like all true love, every rose withers on the vine.
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His greatest trick was actually convincing the world he was god
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>>29968634
rly makes u thikn

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swipe for two days in a row

one match
shes doesnt respond to text
fuck this app
if you get matches you are a fucking normie
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>>29968530
What do you look like op? What kind of pics did you use?
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>>29968530
been swiping right only the hot ones for 2 days and only 2 matches. I donut want a fat fuck match pls send help
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you have to use flattering pictures of yourself

went from like 2 matches in a week to 5 in 3 days just using different pics

still too lazy to try to get laid without minimal effort though

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Does anyone else like life would actually be better if you were blind?
>Literally will never see Chad or Stacy again
>No longer a slave to the internet and video games
>No one will really get on your case about what you do with your life
>People give you less shit in general
>It would be okay to be dependent on others
>Don't have to pay as many bills
>Forces you to actually experience the world
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I just want to be a brain with eyes in a cyborg body
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>>29968522
Being born blind would probably be preferable. Losing near everything I enjoy now would probably be almost suicide-tier.

At least I wouldn't have to be a wagecuck anymore.
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>>29968522
>never get to watch movies
>never get to read
>stumbling around like an absolute madman
>never getting to see fat asses

I fear going blind.

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Can someone explain to me /r9k/'s obsession with asian chicks? I'm a guy
>someone will greentext this statement and pretend it's somehow prove that I'm not
and I never was attracted to asians. Their faces are so puffy and undefined and their expression is always so drone like. Their bodies are usually like the ones of children (short, no ass, no tits). Rarely it's not like that.
So why is everyone on this board so obsessed with them?
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>>29968447
>So why is everyone on this board so obsessed with them?
White girls are so much hotter
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>>29968464
>White girls are so much hotter
The girl above with her Asian boyfriend
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>>29968472
>>White girls are so much hotter
Coloring her hair

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All of you are fucking creepy
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I'm fairly attractive, so I can still pull it off because you people are shallow as fuck.
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>>29968516
>I'm fairly attractive, so I can still pull it off because you people are shallow as fuck.

Kys
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Fuck robots. they're disgusting, misogynistic, racist pieces of shit. I hate this fucking board. Fuck you guys. I'm here to stay and i'll shitpost however long I like, haha. Fuck you.

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>want to play pokemon go
>try it out on my shitty phone
>"cannot orientate augmented reality features"
>no way to see pokemon in the real world because no gyroscope capability

I mean I can still encounter pokemon but it's not the same. Fmd.
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>>29968376
At least you have a phone with internet anon
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AR sucks donkey dick anyway, it's 10x harder to catch pokemon, you're not missing out anon
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>>29968399

it's not enough. i need fucking pokemon go. i need that AR capability on my alcatel one touch but it isn't there. fuck everything

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I just got NTR'd a irl. kinda.

>be 25
>kissless virgin and fine with it, I enjoy my freedom and the lack of girls who could emotionally hurt me
>in mid 2014 - new female coworker comes along, she is 2 years younger than me
>have to show her around for the first week
>annoying self absorbed smartass
>6/10 at best because of her face, body and hygiene is pretty good tho
>I hate her because she doesn't respect me at all
>she goes to a different part of the company
>I have to interact with her sometimes but don't see her most of the day
>I give her shit when I can because shes a stupid bitch and I hate her
>2015 summer
>My workplace is changed and I will work in a team with her now
>She turnes out to be pretty smart, she knows much more about the work than I do
>Now she has to teach me
>She hates me, she didnt forget how I treated her - its payback time
>She talks bad behind my back, trys to teach me in a ways so I can't possibly remember stuff and make mistakes later
>She makes up lies about me, tries to get me fired
>I realize I have to do something about that, I have to make her stop
>I look for weaknesses
>I learn that she got hurt by her ex boyfriend, got mobbed at her previous workplace and so on
>shes a freak, she dosnt have a lot of friends, false self confidence, she lies a lot
>I kinda feel bad for her and at times I can even relate to her
>I dont want to start a war with her so I try something new I suck up my pride and talk very good of her behind her back
>After just a few days the information reaches her she stops mobbing me and we are in a neutral position
>notwithstanding the above a few months later during a large reshuffle whe both get seated somewhere else
>I'm not in a team with her anymore
>One day she approaches me in a unusual nice manner about something
>for some reason I my brain decides I like her now
>the story where two people first hate eachother and then like eachother is so anime, I cant resist
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>I start flirting with her casually
>she still doesn't seem to have a boyfriend
>a while later this is confirmed, she is single
>I decided its fine to flirt with her
>I would flirt with her a day or two then stop completely and after a while do it again
>sometimes Im also a prick to her so im not just the nice guy
>At this point I'm clearly on her mind even when she is not at work
>im not sure if I should go on
>one day I see she has some computer knowledge that is higher than I expected, she is actually smart
>shes also secretly a diehard pokemon fan
>nigger, that's kawaii
>finally I make some suggestive comments that actually get her thinking
>she finally starts to understand I'm into her
>one moment when she thinks im not around I could hear her talk about it with other female coworkers
>she is happy about it and feels validated
>she doesnt say if she is interested in me
>I panic because I went way to far
>She is smiling at me but she seems still suspicious
>Not even I know if I actually like her that much
>I projected her personality in a centain way when she is actually different
>She is still cute
>she tells me about a guy who hit on her but she rejected him
>She goes on vacation for 3 weeks
>Kinda miss her but not really
>When she comes back I casually tell her that I missed her just to see hwo shes happy about it
>she doesn't really know how to react but she is clearly happy and happy to see me too
>I know I was on her mind
>today I find out she is actually seeing some guy
>she just lets him fuck her and then leaves again so just a fuckbuddy
>NTR moment is real
>shes is probably getting fucked by that guy right now
>I feel like an idiot for liking her and flirting with her
>Im not sure why I did that shit
>why am I doing this to myself? I'm so retared.

What do you think? Im pretty sure she is not playing me, she actually sees that guy and fucks him like a mindless whore. Maybe there is even more. I don't know.
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>>29968365
What's there to think about? Stop thinking about her as a possible sexual partner. Interact with her if she does with you but stop making an effort to talk to her. Do not compliment her.
Dont just cut her off and be a dick like a dramatic woman because negative attention is still attention. Just lose interest in her
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>>29968365
>>29968387
jesus christ youre such a beta. you have to ask a girl out if you want to fuck her moron, she started fucking some other guy because you were being an autist and leading her on for over a month.

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>Get fired from job
>Company asks me what do to with 401k
>Decide to just cash it out
>Get 20% penalty & 10% tax

WTF is this shit
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>he honestly believed the retirement meme
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>>29968309
Lmao nigga you cashed out early what did you expect?
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>>29968331
It's automatic, & they need us to contribute at 2% of out checks

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I went to two high schools growing up. The first from freshman to junior year. The second for senior.

One thing I've always noticed, and think more about these days, was that the racial minorities usually integrated with other minorities. You'd see blacks hanging out and fraternizing with Asians, Hispanics, Middle Easterners, and all vice versa.

Yet the white kids rarely hung out with non-whites. They just stuck together and didn't venture outside their group. Even though this was an era where dressing like Eminem and other rappers was popular. And the white kids who did hang with POCs were often the lower class, poorer, impoverished kind.

Why do you think that is?
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people want to be around like-minded people
what do rich white kids have in common with poorfag immigrants? nothing
why should they be friends?
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>>29968266
I would have killed for a qt Middle Eastern gf from a poor family back in high school. I would've killed for any gf in high school really, but I'm just saying.
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>>29968295
making friends is based on sharing interests and hobbies. all the minorities you talked about might have been swagfags while the white kids liked golfing and playing guitar. you're a robot so you're probably an outsider who didn't socialize much

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