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Why are moms so lame?
There's a lot of strange threads on here today.
I try to make my mom less lame but it's no use. She watches real housewives all day and barely reads the news. I've even tried to get her on reddit so she'd be hip to memes but that never took off. I'm done man. My mom is a loser. She's fucking lame. I just can't. Whenever she talks to me I just sigh. Is there any hope for a robot living at home with a dorky mom??
>>29967921
>browses reddit
>impyling shes the one thats lame
>be beta orbiter
>Oneitis convinces me to feed her cats at her apartment while she is out of town
>Of course I have to go through her shit
>Biggest rush looking through her panty drawer - closest I will ever get to fugging her
>Find her dildo
>Immediately turned off because it is bigger than me. Like way bigger
>tfw she uses something this big probably every night to get herself off
>Can't even get off to panties anymore
Can anyone relate? Is it wrong to be disgusted by this? She was supposed to be my perfect pure dream girl
>>29967685
Dildos are usually pretty massive because of the fact that they have to hold it and fuck themselves with it while being comfortable. They don't fit that whole thing in their pussies, but when you're fucking you can go balls deep with your cock.
>>29967718
This one wasn't just long, it was twice the girth as mine. I'm pretty sure I have an average size.
>>29967966
Probably looked bigger than it actually was. Sex toys are always pretty over the top.
Anime girls a CUUUUTE.
Post cute anime girls fuck reality
Ill accept your shit waifus if CUTE!
textless posts are not allowed desuu
how flexible are we on the "girl" part
ITT: Words or phrases people say that push you closer towards living the mass murder dream
>savage
>it is what it is
>emoji
>Religion is not bad.
>>29967635
>efferus
>id est quod est
>motucon
>>29967635
>lmao
>rekt
>dank
>any normie memes, which includes a lot of this board
Im 5'8 and my wife is 4'10. She is pregnant with a boy.
I'm going to intentionally bring a manlet into this world, how does this make you feel /r9k/?
>>29967611
>implying its yours and not chads
that you're a normie manlet with shit genes. Your child will be bullied relentlessly until he shoots you and the whole school in revenge for the torment he shall endure you faggot
>>29967611
Not necessarily desu.
Lots of people are significantly taller than both their parents.
I hope your son is 6' and gives you an inferiority complex anon-kun.
>"I just want to scream and lose con-trolloh."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7CbRwC7ByiU
>tfw you're aware she have lyme disease
>>29967643
>lyme disease
why haven't those fucking ticks not already been euthanized? Why are such things allowed to exist?
do lesbians actually exist? i find the entire concept hard to believe
What's so hard to believe about it?
Doesn't seem that far-fetched.
no, all humans love big cocks
two ugly or butch lesbians loving each other seems believable to me. a butch and an attractive female together seems believable.
but something about two hot lesbians in "love" just doesn't make sense to me.
Why do girls insist on making their eyebrows all arched and angry looking when straight softer looking eyebrows make them look 10 times more innocent and pure?
>>29967580
>tfw girl with bushy eyebrows
The girls want them, the boys probably hate them
>>29967580
naturally arched eyebrows exist anon.
straight eyebrows are considered childish and innocent due to the lack of definition it puts on the eyebrow bone. To have 'mature/wild style' look a high arch helps a lot. Heres a transition chart that might help. Keep in mind that the innocent and mature looks refer mostly to the makeup.
>>29967618
>>tfw girl with bushy eyebrows
>The girls want them, the boys probably hate them
SAME
>he thinks japanese women are pure
>implying that they aren't just aa bad
>>29967562
Judging by the pubes, lack of circumcision, penis colour (and size I guess), at least she's whoring with an asian guy. As an asian, I tentatively approve...
>>29967601
Of course the first post would be a chinaman cuck who likes watching his women get defiled
>>29967601
Sex with someone that doesn't love you is meaningless.
What does qt girl butt taste like?
>>29967554
Like shit I assume
>>29967554
Mangoes
>>29967554
Like a bag of sand
El orginal
Alright, guys. Which board has the best draw thread?
>>>/u/2081501
>>>/y/2297578
>>>/a/144199486
>>>/v/345095505
>>>/vp/27136821
>>>/aco/710005
>>>/d/6919322
>>>/e/1949383
>>>/mlp/27839510
>>>/cm/3039842
>>>/co/84459749
>>>/h/4325951
>>>/jp/15537389
>>>/tg/48285391
>>>/i/475033
>>>/ic/2598656
>there will be people who say something other than /ic/
>>29967541
I remember when the /mlp/ threads were beyond measure. Now they're probably subpar to everyone else (minus /jp/).
>really want to learn how to draw well
>hate the process of learning
I wish it was just a phase and move on, but I keep thinking about it.
Honest question, how many other women are there on this board and why are you here specifically?
I've been on 4chan since 2006, on /r9k/ since 2008 the day it was instituted and I never really left.
Sometimes I think I like to come here because all the sad stories make me feel better about my own life, but I think it's probably really because I'm a loser myself and misery loves company. I also really enjoy the genuine satire that pervades most threads. There's not that many places left on the internet where such black humour prevails unchecked.
Tell me ur stories m9's.
>>29967530
Spoony I know this is you
Do you ever stop self posting?
>>29967530
Why do you think you are a loser?
>>29967560
H-h-how did you know?
Thanks to the internet I can't masturbate to anything that doesn't have a penis in it.
>>29967527
I know how you feel, I tried anally masturbating for the first time recently and I'm pretty sure I'm eventually going to start wearing Skirts and shit.
>>29967527
If it's only futa hentai it's okay i guess.
Anything other than that: you know.
>>29967527
sad stuff, your fetishism is pushing more and more sad lonely boys to try to become girls for attention. this could be solved if you'd just fap less.
I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction. One last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
I tell myself I bear witness, but the real answer is that it's obviously my programming. And I lack the constitution for suicide.
Anyone believing this gobbedlygook is a fedora tipping autist.
I agree somewhat, although that monologue was somewhat watered down. Read conspiracy against the human race. It's surprising that character was so popular with normies.
It's all just part of the same dream, a dream that you had inside of a locked room. A dream about being a person.
Is promiscuity fun?
Is... is that horse semen?
>>29967425
I'm just dumb, right??
That has to be some sort of powder protein shake mix...right OP?
>>29967425
God Horse cum must be so delicious. If I were a girl I'd slurp thick horse cum all the time.
I'd pour it on my breasts and pussy
