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Post whatever makes you feel comfy. music, pics, share stories.
Life is shit, so let's enjoy nice little things that makes us feel a bit better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjbiUj-FD-o
Come on guys i had a shit day, as i'm sure many of you had too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2yjaAEHxu3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xybLsPwa-HU
So I got a pretty fun idea, what if I made a youtube channel that anyone can use to upload whatever the fuck they want? Like a channel with the fucking password said out loud in the first video? And then anyone could post shit there and just watch it grow, sound fun? I mean some party pooper will probably ruin it somehow but whatever, it'll be fun while it lasts
>>29971701
I'm not entirely sure how maintaining a channel works, but couldn't sometime theoretically delete it and the videos on it too?
this kind of thing only works when you can atleast vet people to not post shit that will get the channel shutdown
it's been done many many times before
>>29971701
So basically you want to make a youtube within youtube that has no moderation?
>tfw no cute, pure Disney lookalike gf
>>29971677
whats with her hands?
>lookalike
Her hair colour is the start and end of the similarities.
>Elsa Jean
>Pure
>tfw the normies don't even bother to pretend they're robots anymore
For whatever minority is still actually robots in here, thanks for giving me a place to vent and find people I can relate to over the years. It really gave me a home in a world where I never had one.
But now like all good things it's over, and it's just painful for me to come here and see the abomination it has become.
I'm leaving and i'm never coming back.
Robots, thank you.
Normies, fuck you.
>>29971676
I'm witch you.
Fuck this place, normies took it over
>>29971676
>WAAAHHHH MUH SAFESPACE WAAAHHHHHHH MY PRECIOUS WEBSITE
No one gives a fuck if you're leaving.
Kill yourself, my man.
>>29971749
One day you're gonna push someone too far and it will bite you in the ass, normie.
I'm not saying it's gonna be me, or any robot here for that matter, but one day your normie egotistical obsession with putting other people down to keep yourself socially afloat is gonna push a man who's already astray straight into a crash course.
You'll do best to remember that now, normie.
Where the fuck is my package usps it's been out for fucking delivery for 4 God damn hours
Reeeeeeeee
street monkeys stole it
They wait till around 5pm on purpose to keep (You) waiting, normies get their packages first
>>29971662
>order a coffee maker on amazon yesterday
>pay for one day delivery
>today its on the opposite side of the fucking continent
This should be fucking illegal.
>Tfw Nobody to talk about video games and anime with
I just want people to talk to
What games and anime do you like?
4chan has both anime and video game boards, try those.
Alternatively try talking in game, get a mic.
same situation here man, my friends dont like video games anymore and i have no people to talk to anymore
is there any psychological literature about men at the bottom of the sexual market ?
is "robotness" somehow described in any professional literature ?
>>29971546
I think not.
you wanna be the first one writing about it?
>>29971546
I too would like to be enlightened on this topic.
>>29971574
i would like to write something about them yes
im currently thinking about the topics i wanna mention but it would be very helpful to draw on scientific literature to make a serious case
>Mothers are insane about their children.
This is a fact.
What happens if you kill one? For example in those Nice attacks, 2 polish girls were killed. What do you think they mother will do about that? Will she go all out war against muslims?
>>29971485
grieving mothers are the back bone of every stupid ban movement, the only question whether they start calling out against Muslims or make logical contortions against "islamophobia".
though it will be just squealing in front of crowds in front of gov building either way.
>A mother instinctively protects her child
not mine
>>29971941
hearty kek m8
>You will never be welcomed home by a loving partner
>You will never be hugged, just long and tight enough to know that you're loved and wanted, but not enough to be considered troublesome
>They will never kiss your lips as they pull away from the hug, licking their lips and telling you to get comfy, they have a surprise for you
>You will never strip down/get comfy, curious about what is planned
>They will never tell you to close your eyes, and just enjoy the experience
>You will never feel their lips kissing your chest, up to your neck, before giving it a light and quick lick
>They will never tell you that they want to be with you forever
>They will never give you one final kiss upon your lips, telling you not to struggle, before engulfing your head in their mouth
>They will never suck you down to your gurgly fate, making lewd sucking sounds, moaning as they enjoy your flavour
>You will never be deposited in their stomach, the steady beat of their heart and your own breathing the only sounds in the world to you
>You will never feel them rub you through their stomach, told how great you tasted, how much they love you as they begin to digest you
>You will never hear them telling you to relax and enjoy it as your skin burns away, any struggles pointless as you become a slush of blood and meat, nutrients for your lover as they go to bed, content
Why even live.
One day anon, in a far off distant land.
>>29971557
>in a far off distant land
Guess I need to move to some Asian country then.
>>29971468
They have no reason to do that to us, Anon
Women just want resources, in whatever currency, but we dont have anythng they want......and the ones who will take what you got, you refuse to date because of pride and wanting to conform to normie society so you are willing to destroy any chance of comfort because youve been brainwashed by homosexual pedophile kikes.
Meanwhile, I will only marry women to dress according to halachich standards and wont use a wig to cover her fucking hair, but I have a very bad reputation plus aspy issues
my 13 year old cousin took off all her clothes and started waltzing around the cabin naked trying to get me to go skinny dipping with her progressively less and less playful manner until she got really upset and stormed off
is 13 old enough to know what shes doing? We have a really personal relationship together and I rarely decline her offers to do something fun but this kind of thing is new.
>>29971446
Is 13 the age of consent in your state? No you fucking pedo, no you fucking incestuous faggot. Fuck yourself.
Probably she thought it was a cool rebellious thing to do and didn't think about being inappropriate
>>29971484
no I don't mean age of consent you fucking tard im not a pedo
I mean literally at this age does she actually know what shes doing? and what should I do about this?
serious question, how do I turn myself gay? I've been desperately trying but I can't. I made myself watch gay porn, I can't even get hard. I went to a gay nightclub but even without my spagghetti pockets gay guys still have ridiculously higher standards than women and won't fuck anyone without abs and a massive dick.
>>29971368
Trap and Shemale porn. You can't dive right in, you have to ease into it
>>2997136
I slowly turned gay over time by viewing futa and traps on 4chan. As a robot, it doesn't matter. No one wants me gay or straight.
Sissy hypnosis
gay joi femdom
Come and join us on a comfy Minecraft server for bots! Land'o'Feels runs vanilla Minecraft and features a custom map plus Factions and McMMO. We stay cozy and help each other out.
Minecraft version: 1.9.4
IP: 192.169.44.9:26094
Dynmap: http://192.169.44.9:8123/
Steam group: /r9klof
Have fun!
>>29971355
threadly reminder to avoid this shitshowI will always repost this, I will defend out fallen brother
>>29971405
It's a good server. His items were replaced.
Hacking will get you banned.
>>29971405
Every 4chan server is shit
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> birth De la giving vaginas c'est vous plaite
Post what you got
>>29971349
https://youtu.be/EsNhCWsDVQI
>inb4 cuck
Bum
Bum
> bum
>>29971370
How is a bathtub more natural than a hospital bed?
Hi everyone, I'm trying to be more slutty for my bf, would you share my nudes everywhere you can if I send some (especially the one in OP)?
I'll take this as a no...?
Keep posting your nudes
Oregano comment
post more nudes slut
Daily reminder that your mother being a frigid virgin is why you are genetic trash. If your mom was a slut that got pumped and dumped by a chad you would have chad genetics right now.
I want to fuck my mom.
>>29971377
Kill yourself you mentally ill loser.
>>29971389
Nope, I won't.
