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is this original? iS THIS AN ORIEGNINAL POSR???
>>29975373
Oh look, another normie filled shithole parading around as "true" bots. Fucking trash
Don't join this discord, it's full of Chads and Stacies.
hey rando
Why do you hate Chads?
>>29975370
>you will never have a pretty, blonde american gf interested in politics
just end my life desu
Milo is a homo.
wait was that picture taken in Jacksonville florida?
Gavin was in my city and i missed it
FUCK FUCK FUCK
How are you robots planning on surviving the looming Third World War?
There are no NEETbux in a nuclear apocalypse and even if it doesn't go nuclear the government won't be able to initiate a draft AND fund your male-spinster lifestyle. What are you going to do /r9k/?
I'm considering planting potatoes on my garden.
>Beta uprising
>Plunder
>we'll just kill ourselves
can you go back to pol now you dumb fat fuck
5'6
245ish lbs
Never really thought I was fat. Sure I'm not a skinny twig, but I don't look like a hambeast or anything. Anyway I was walking and these little kids , like 8 years old, kept yelling "look how fat he is, yea it's santa clause, so chubby , chubbbby, fat boi" . I looked around at first to see who they were talking about , but it turns out it was me. I don't get it, am I a lil fat ?
i went outside once and a little kid looked really surprised and kept asking me WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBIES WHEN YOU'RE A MAN, he looked legitimately curious and kept following me around while asking everybody around us why i had man tits
kys fataaa
you're obese dude
horrible new meme thread I'll start
the jazzman
I'll start: fuck off
>>29975144
when an obvious normie tries to meme
Doo doo dooooo
All I wanted is for an average white female to like me. Yet every white girl ice met has made faces of disgust every time she looked at me. Some girls in my company told me Im the ugliezt guy they ever met(I live in a predominantly white euro country so they havent made comparisons with other races). Pleade tell me I have some kind of chance for a girl of my race to like me. I dont want to go to asia or africa. BTW Im 6'2 and kind of skinny.
This is my profile.
>>29975097
mac demarco originalo
>mfw i read your first sentance as: all i want is for an white female to kill me
I was really shocked
Who here knows about pic related?
Surprise me.
Its a forced /x/ meme that everyone hates.
Source: Im visiting from /x/. We think its retarded.
Anybody who has swallowed enough red pills to begin to understand the Despair Code would not be posting on 4chan. They would be wallowing in a bottomless pit of depression and the feeling of emptiness, unable to cope with reality. Stay blue-pilled. You'll enjoy life more.
>>29975158
What's the meme about?
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
oc
>google image
>kalindra chan
This should suffice to quench your inquiry
>>29975082
I don't know any girls
I don't know how to meet any girls
>live in france
>never leave my home so very unlikely to get killed by terrorists
HI KHON
very orginal
>>29975060
OP, can you post all of your Pepe pictures?
>>29975100
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/31gk8t/r9k_rare_pepe_starter_kit/
Who obsess with TayTay here
I like that couch, very 70s.
I don't believe this is your room.
>>29975031
fucking snek
Robots, why haven't you read Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth yet? I feel it really shows how social autists and robots act and think in different public and private aspects of everyday life.
>>29974956
rusty brown by the same author is a much better robot representation though.
>>29974956
>>29975375
can't even read that shit
>>29974956
What the fuck is that comic trying to convey? At first it seems like some long drawn out scenario about how he's afraid to shit with people just outside the bathroom. I'm completely lost on the bottom panels
It was comfy and entertaining for a time, then before I knew it it had become my new normal. Now I'm at the age where robots either leave forever, kill themselves, or resign themselves to a permanently lonely and miserable life.
I've decided to try to join the usmc as soon as I get fit enough to pass their qualifications. If not I can just be a regular armycuck. I'll either become something I can live with or die trying
Good luck, anon
All I ask is that you sometimes think of us as you're stepping on IEDs or being electrocuted by your contractor-installed shower
So,
Go go power rangers
Was not origonal
Who would have thought that slim shady was something that you would have bought
Trees
>>29975083
I'll never forget you guys, I've spent the last four years shooting the shit with you nightly. And death doesn't scare me, I live in a universe indifferent to my petty actions or illusions of influence. Hopefully being faced with deadly situations will give me a better sense of the value of my life
Hey /r9k/ I need some help getting revenge on normies. I want to be able to get nudes of stacys and her friends on tinder and other social media apps but I'm far too ugly to actually get anything when they ask for a picture of me. So Instead I'm here asking for pictures of attractive men/women to use. I need enough pictures to convince people that I'm the person in the picture, so atleast one picture has to be doing something 'silly.'
I'll obviously give results when I get them but that may take some time. Do you think you could help a robot out?
Go to soc you stupid fuck
>>29974907
god he's so hot and silly with that pipe
>>29974907
hey spergo, you do realize that most people, including Stacies, don't share nude pics at all right?
You have a skeleton living inside you.
Siddhartha probably in between pay checks right there.
That's why I make sure to get some calcium every day, so my skellyman can be healthy. I want it to be as happy as possible until it's all that's left. I wonder if it'll be lonely then?
>>29974887
Yeah, but it barely gets out of bed. You call this "living?"ba dum tssh
>tfw not a journalist filming the current turkey coup at the front lines for international media
>tfw not shaping the narrative for one of the most profound happenings of our generation
>have to sit at the sidelines with minimal information instead of living it
;_;
>>29974866
The last two coups were in 1997 and 1980.
You'll have another chance, you just have to wait.
>>29974866
Whats the cause of the coup?
Are turkey anons okay?
same
original comment desu
