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>want to fap
>not horny at all just bored and want pleasure
>porn doesnt turn me on anymore anyways
well
Same OP. I can't find any good hentai these days.
>Want to fap
>Can't get fully hard
>Cum weakly with a semi
>>29976799
this is how god intended it to be. you're doing god's work anon
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT.. THE HUNS.
HOOOR
>>29976652
Did you send me daughters
When I asked.... for sons
>>29976652
So the Chinese invented traps. Surprised they're not called twaps
>>29976698
Mulan was a reverse trap. Thinking you're bouta get dicked down good by a hung daddy, then you find out it's some stupid roastie. Feels bad man.
today was my birthday
none of my family had time for me
my one normie friend couldn't pick the one fucking day of the year to swallow his fucking pride
something tells me it's not normal to cry like this on my birthday
please wish me a happy birthday desu senpaitachi :(
>>29976632
How old are you?
Origamiiiiaasxdbdhrdh
happy birthday man.
Only thing I got to do on my last birthday was go to the job centre
Happy birthday froggo fampai!
>People on 4chan are saying how much they want a Persian GF
Persian chicks only date super-wealthy, ultra-normies/chads
They are scum
Source:My family is Persian, I live in little Tehran in West LA
>>29976609
>People on 4chan are saying how much they want a Persian GF
maybe one or two, a year ago. I've bnever seen this. Who in their right mind prefers middle eastern girls?
>>29976609
I've never wanted a Persian GF, but I might pretend to have money and fuck a couple in LA, just in case they're one of your family members.
>>29976650
I have a huge fetish for Arab girls
How do I date an older woman (preferably one with big tits)?
I wanna snuggle with this.
>>29976591
>tfw your mom rejected you again
fuck boys I can't take it much longer
I want to make out with this before a good night's snuggle.
Posting more sexy oldies.
What happened to that ReviewBrah thread from this morning? Did the crying video get reuploaded?
It's just a meme to get people to think ReviewBrah is losing the plot
Although he does seem a little suicidal and depressed lately.
I hope ReviewBrah makes it... I will even be happy if he does and I don't.
>>29976545
did he really say this? what video?
>>29976545
I used to watch him way back when.
Does he/has he ever had a gf? Love the dude and hope he doesn't /wrists
>8oz glass
>girlfriend asked me what im drinking
>"its water" i replied
>its not water
>>29976508
Its vodka I need a bigger glass if so
>>29976508
Yea man people definitely can't smell if its liquor, kys
>girlfriendsummer couldn't end any faster
ITT: characters that are literally you
pic related: tis me
He's just like me
>>29976555
checked for mouse trips
oreagenos
White fembots, would you date a black man?
>>29976394
Not if he posted shit like this on /r9k/
After a bad personal experience, no.
>>29976394
Yes, as long as he's kind and intelligent.
Fembots, how easy is it for Chad & Brad to DP you?
>>29976360
>fembots
They don't exist dude. Well at least not attractive ones.
Most """"""fembots""""" you see posting are trannies anyway.
Without rape? Not gonna happen.
They would never ever come up to me and ask. Going from virgin to DP is too big a step though so I'd decline.
Hey IT robots. how was the week.
What did you do at work?
What projects are you working on?
Work is for faggots
>>29976407
>that little faggot got his own cement pond
>that little faggot he's a millionaire
>>29976535
I said for faggots not little faggots
>people getting shot at, bombed, ran over, kidnapped, beheaded, exploded in the name of religion
>people still have the nerve to be religious
What the actual fuck is wrong with humans? Is it possible to be that dumb and scared cause some joker 2000 years ago made some book that basically says "DO THESE THINGS OR YOULL BURN FOREVER".
Spirituality is part of the human condition and will never go away, no matter what you do
Cry about it, dumb sjw
>>29976350
The "Human Condition" is an omnivariable.
Individual humans have their own conditions; yours is probably on the autistic spectrum.
>>29976379
>Individual humans have their own conditions;
Which is why religion will never go away. Deal with it
And the reason you are virgins is because you are racist and bitter and you hate women
sorry lady i'm still not raising your black son
>>29976334
Well said.
Originato Mr. Roboto
that's quite a sweeping generalization there you bigot
who /crippling alcoholism/ here?
hows it workin out for you?
what kind of drunk are you?
got any stories?
>>29976268
not crippling but still bad enough that everyone who knows me knows it's a problem
trying to abstain today and tomorrow at the very least, binged really hard yesterday and had awful night terrors all night because of it.
it fucks with my sleep really badly, it's embarrassing, it fucks with my medication, it's just shit.
I'm a happy drunk at first but then the depression kicks in. the only time that I can cry is when I'm piss drunk.
all of my stories are too embarrassing to share here. I need to just fucking quit.
>>29976346
> it fucks with my sleep
if i drink then sleep at like 3am, i will wake up at 6am. then feel awake until about 1pm, at which point if i nap, my entire sleeping pattern is fucked again which i dont want to do cause the long lonely nights are better to just sleep through
its weird
>>29976404
I pass the fuck out after I drink but my quality of sleep is ass. I'll wake up out of breath, sweating, fucking terrified, after having a shitton of nightmares. It's awful m8.
>glorious bastard
>kind stranger
>sir
>rip my inbox
>edit: a word
>>29976255
>posts thumbnails
>>29976255
>you. I like you
the fact that this is unoriginal makes me want to kill myself desu
i want reddit to leave this fucking board forever
go shit up /b/ /v/ or /pol/
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