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>Hey Anon, you okay? You don't really look like you're enjoying yourself. Just say the word and we'll bounce, man. We don't need these people.
why is he being so understanding and cooperative
isn't he supposed to be laughing at me
>>29978689
>I don't want to keep you from enjoying a night out keanu. I'll find my way home and catch up with you later
>>29978689
>tfw no keanu buddy to ride motorcycles and shoot 3-gun with
why fucking bother
I'm twenty and howhot always says I look around 30. Am I going to die younger?
>>29978679
Nah, you're just uglier than most people your age.
Ugly = painful/stressful life = dying younger
So yes
>>29978679
Why would a completely healthy person be here?
I don't own a pen
>>29978657
A pencil at least?
>>29978657
>1998 + 18
>not owning a fountain pen
enjoy your inferior writing experience, plebs
>>29978657
Like 1$ for 10 at any store
Buy black, not blue
Doctor told me I have snowy vision or visual snow, does /r9k/ have any questions? People seem to think I'm a fucking mutant when I've explained it to them
Pic related
That plus having black floaters is pretty annoying, It's alright when It's dark outside, can't see the floaters, but the snowy vision is still there even if I close my eyes. I got used to it, nothing much to do anyway.
>>29978750
Reading is absolute garbage, especially black on white
>>29978750
it makes me very sad to hear of people's impared vision. You deserve to see a beautiful world
>tfw your parents lived their youth in an era of relative peace, prosperity, certainty, and technological advancement
>tfw you live in a world plagued by unemployment, under-employment, social unrest, terrorism, political unrest, climate change and disaster, high cost of living among others
Is this the end times my robot brethren?
>>29978620
I'll wait until nuclear war before calling it the end times. I'd rather be born in the future
>you were fortunate enough to be born into the kali yuga
>>29978620
you edgelords are pretty dumb if you actually believe this. it was worse in the past, the only difference today is we have access to technologies that can interconnect the whole world instantly. we can literally stream videos live from our phones to the rest of the world during every tragedy that takes place.
Do Robots like sports? It seems like the most normie thing on earth, but I do enjoy watching a nice baseball game every once in awhile.
spectator sports are an amazing NEET timefiller
>always something to watch at some point of the day
>tons of autistic stats and numbers to look over
I follow about 8 different sports despite being a pasty nerd who was picked last in gym
I only like basketball and that's it, seems like the NBA is the only league with interesting narratives and the college basketball tournament is just plain awesome.
im with this guy >>29978658
i've watched football, basketball, soccer, nascar, f1 , indycar, tennis, golf, baseball, some hockey, some rugby, and even shit like poker and chess for years now
>He puts the lingerie over his skin, and then he gets the dick again
Who /sissy/ here?
>>29978610
>/kill yourself/ general
Fixed
>>29978610
You'll burn in hell.
>>29978659
>He thinks books written by people 2000 years ago are non-fiction
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Hello robos. Join us to combat your lonliness. We dont allow normies. we still pretend we like anime and games.
Sorry didnt post invite. Reeeee. https://discord.gg/SqBZF
>>29978735
>links dead
I-I didnt want to join anyway
>>29978606
>https://discord.gg/SqBZF
GG @ Dead Link
How does this image make you feel /r9k/?
Pic related
>>29978599
lt feels right desu
Yet you want a Japanese girlfriend. Hypocrite. That makes Japanese man mad.
She is so qt.
origia desu
Why are white men fucking each other and ignoring their women?
Because I just don't care for females?
Because ever after fucking another guys asshole you still end up having to deal with less shit than you would if you did the same thing with a female.
Ba-dum-tsk.
>"trappy"
>literally a teenage boy
you don't even try
Actually, I kind of like being unattractive
When you think about it, it's a waste of time to bother with relationships and all the drama that normal social interaction brings. It only makes life complicated. Now I can focus on other things.
I really like that nobody has ever found me attractive.
I really like that I'll never know what it's like to be loved
I really like that I'm different
I think attractive people are really missing out on how great it is to be like this. They're probably jealous of how great this is, The only downside to this is people make fun of me for being a virgin when I never had a chance anyways.
I really love looking like this
It's really great
>>29978564
Now this is a good robot thread. None of that """""fembot""""" or "tfw non ideal gf inconveniences me )":" bullshit.
Us uglies may have it kinda rough, but at least we're immune to a lot of normie degeneracy, especially the entitlement our society breeds attractive people (especially women) to have.
>>29978564
Bumping yet again for interest. We need to keep the normie hordes at bay.
>>29978843
they already took over two years ago
Not only will she not save you there's no stream too feel in. I'm done. Look, some of you guys are cool. Don't
Tomoko bump-would she make a decent Mallory? Even if it was an epic fail as long as she would join you counts for 99% of it. High Scores would be gravy.
>>29978537
3DPG for what Misaki&Tomoko ended up doing to stay Hikki.
Even the NHK people won't talk to me.
Thinking about that Hi-Score.
>Be me
>Get psychosis due to drugs. Full hallucinations and all.
>Promise gf and self no drugs for 6 months.
>Fast forward 2 1/2 weeks
>Fucked on MDMA now. Am I fucked if I decide not to drink just to feel the way I deserve tommorow?
Told gf, have another mental breakdown, give her water/salts and all that.
Should I an hero? Should I have water? Should I just lie down and see if brain damage/death gets me?
How the fuck do I fix myself robot friends?
>>29978467
your post is incoherent. Your brain isn't functioning properly. I'm sorry this is happening to you
>>29978467
>gf
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALSHIT! YOU DO NOT SUFFER THE WAY WE DO, YOU WILL NEVER FEEL OUR PAIN. I HOPE YOUR DEALER PUT A LETHAL DOSE OF AMPHETAMINES IN YOUR MOLLY!
>>29978533
>>29978533
I just read it through and I realised.
Let me try to do a TL;DR.
I am quite the normie to the outside world.
Live aboad trying to flee regular life.
Go see my family. Admit to them I have been depressed for the last like 8-10 years (So since I was 12 aprox.).
We all cry and have a once in a life time fucing family omnt.
Then I go to Holland, do speed and 4-fmp. Get hallucinations and a psychosis with incredible paranoia.
Now, there is a festival which we just got back home from. I told myself no drugs and just self repair for the next 6 months.
Guy offers me MDMA, bomb it and then regret it all.
Try to calm drubnk gf. Go home, I think I gave her all I could. But I know there is nothing I could do that would allow me to allow her to forgive me...
Makes any sense?
Pic just randomly picked.
Why does everyone like straight porn so much? I hate it. Every time I try to fap to it, it goes like this:
>open vid
>pull dick out
>first thing you see is the guy and he's really attractive
>start comparing myself to him and feel bad about myself
That's already a turn off, now if it's an "ugly guy fucks hot chick" vid.
>ugly manlet appears
>ok whatever
>pulls dicks out and he's hung like a donkey
>start feeling bad about my 6 inch dick and get turned off by the feeling of being a dicklet
Now, if it's an ugly dicklet guy:
>feels jealous because he gets to have sex
>just close the vid because I'd rather have sex myself but can't
Not only that but you're looking at a dick 90% of the time and the guy moans and makes me uncomfortable.
I prefer lesbian porn which eliminates these problems of feeling cucked and it's a complete turn on, hell I even find Futanari hot as fuck (I love the idea of girls fucking themselves with actual dicks) am I gay or something but unaware of it?
>>29978425
you think too much
dickblox
>>29978474
Actually yes, one of the things that I hate about myself is over thinking shit. It literally cucks me from doing anything. I wish I could stop over thinking everything, it makes me really unhappy.
Are you sure your arms aren't broken?
>piss splits into 3 streams and sprays all over the floor
call me gay but this is why i piss sitting down now
cleaning around me toilet 5x a day was frustrating
>>29978394
>3 streams
i mean i've had 2 happen but i think i'd take 3 as a blessing from god desu
>>29978420
I can't pee sitting down thanks to my fucking meds. It's weird as shit
