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Hey robots how can I get a gf? Not a troll thread. I just don't know how to attract women. So far i'm 21, got into a big four accounting firm so career prospects are looking good. Working on getting my ideal body, but i still fill like i'm no good for any girl. I've been working so hard to make a better life for myself that I never really cared. but now that i'm working i feel having som
>>29980236
unrelated but how many hours do you work at accounting firm. I'm working 40hrs/week at a local place and thinking about trying to get an internship elsewhere next year.
>>29980283
roughly 40 hours a week, b4 abuses you as you move up the ranks, my seniors work longs hours and so do my managers. but they can exit out anytime and get a 120k+ job at the age of 25-26. so it a fairly nice trade.
>>29980344
thanks, hopefully if I end up getting interview(s) I hold in my spaghetti. good luck on the gf search. cant help you there since I have made zero attempts due to fear of rejection
Hey r9k im sorry i know this is not really the place and im not really a part of the majority but my girlfriend is being being stalked by some wanna be thug ass 35 year old and i know he goes to mcdonalds at 11:00 every night. what should i do. should i beat his ass or talk to him or something. he can probably kick my ass so what a legal way to just fuck his shit up. Also im 19
>>29980231
Nothing beats a well placed pipe bomb
>>29980231
Confront him, bring box cutters and fuck his shit up if he attacks you.
Box cutters are legally considered tools and not weapons, and if you work pretty much any job, you can justify carrying them, which would basically ensure that you'll get off with self defense if he attacks you first.
>>29980266
Don't know if ill get away with that one
ITT WE SUMMON THE EGGMAN
EGGU EGGU EGGU
AI AI AI
He won't come he's normalshit
OOGA MAGA OOGA MAGA EGGA WAGGA EGGA WAGGA EGG EGG EGG GIVE ME AN EGG
>tfw sneaking suspicion that everyone I know can read my mind
>>29980177
Shut the fuck up, Daniel.
>>29980177
Thats the first sign of schizophrenia. Good luck anon.
Dude I get that feeling too..
did she finally tell you orbiters to fuck off?
i missed it and haven't caught up yet. please enlighten me.
>>29980174
Looking at her face makes me want to kill myself. I'm not her orbiter, im in love with her.
>>29980174
We got sick of her to be honest
Sage
God, I want to hug and kiss her so badly it physically hurts.
>"So Anon, what do you like to do in your free time?"
oh you know.... watch some movies and TV series.... go out with friends.....
>go out with friends
>with friends
>friends
>tfw no friends.
>>29980139
I had to tell a a bloke at work to fuck off over this shit. He's a truck driver, and I'm a forklift driver, every time he'd come in, he'd ask me what I was up to on the weekend, all that kind of shit. He'd tell me about him surfing, riding motorbikes, hanging out with friends and gf etc. I'd just try and politely ignore the questions, but he never got the hint. In the end I told him to fuck off and stop prying; I can tell he doesn't understand why I'd be so aggressive and weird. He's a completely normal and friendly guy, while I'm a reclusive weirdo. I was getting to the point where I wanted to punch him in the fucking head, so it had to be done.
>>29980860
>oh really? i never see you with any one when you're out.
>anime doesnt out as TV or movies you creep
>tfw wagecuck all day
>come home and watch BBC porn all night
Who /cuck 4 life/ here?
>>29980123
>tfw it's the weekend off and I'm gonna marathon through JAV until my dick is sore
Arabs are the new way to cuck yourself.
>>29980123
>bbc porn
Blacks are promoted as superior physical specimens when it is simply not so. If they didn't have physical superiority, they would have nothing. IQ and ability to keep a 1st world civilization running are sorely lacking.
http://penissizeworldwide.blogspot.com/
who /bags under eyes/ here?
How do you cope with your deformity?
>>29980114
be an attractive female then claim superiority and victimhood at the same time
>>29980114
I scowl often too, it compliments them. Also very pale so they stand out more.
>>29980114
Sucks but I get by. I never had them in childhood but I started get them as a teen
I feel I won't get no gf because it makes girls think I'm creepy
>on a nofap
>can't stop thinking bout cute shotas
HELP ME ROBOTS
get a hobby faggot
>>29980092
What youre saying is youre a gay pedophile. Disgusting.
>>29980116
I'm lying in bed and I can't sleep
Their soft little bodies are dancing on the edge of my mind
My room smells like a literal garbage can. There are flies and fucking rodents running around. I'm too depressed to clean up. Is it time to kill myself?
my sheets smell like sweat and ass
probably should clean them soon but eh
yes. if you can't get it together for basic shit like that, but you do have motivation to an hero, then your path is clear.
your living space is a reflection of yourself. clean both
Am I a robot guys?
>be me
>210 lbs pimpled covered face
>lurk on /r9k/
>12 hours on the computer
>lived with parents
>parents call me a fat piece of shit
>no real life friends only people I "hang out" on at school
>no one wants to hang out with me
>I tell myself it's get better
>>29980065
>only people I "hang out" on at school
>I tell myself it's get bette
no, you're not a robot
>>29980065
>>parents call me a fat piece of shit
Well, there's your answer. You can just stop being fat and have a life.
Get the fuck out fag.
>>29980065
I don't need anyone here to tell me im a robot. Just ask somone close to you like i did. My gf know me better than anyone and agrees that im a robot, she's a fembot not a normie.
I finally lost my virginity tonight
>be me
>be virgin
>see woman with her legs spread open next to a dumpster behind McDonald's
>she's drunk as fuck
>she start yelling out to me "come here funny boi im horny"
>she starts fingering herself right I front of me, screaming and moaning
>I fuck her hard and cum in her raw
>after that she passes out With her legs wide open in a pile of garbage. She still had my cum dripping out of her.
You have AIDS now OP
That was actual rape. You are a rapist now.
That was my sister you fucking cunt. She has AIDS btw.
Is it true that only around 200 people actively browse this board? I thought this place was full of normies?
>>29980003
I doubt that few people browse this board actively. Also pretty decent roll xd
>>29980003
i have no idea. pretty sure a lot of normies just drop in now and again to say something condescending or rude when they're bored and that the majority of regular posters are actual robots or at least robot sympathizers/NEETs.
>>29980003
I don't actively this browse this board, so I can't technically be counted. I'm more of a once every few days kind of guy.
This place does seem filled with normies. I think that most of /r9k/ is normies, truthfully. Just a bunch of guys who had a bad day and want a place to complain about it outside of facebook.Cute anime girl by the way.
>innocent people getting murdered practically every day and I don't even care
>neither does anybody else
The world is in a really sad state. Why won't anybody say so? Hillary Clinton wants to talk about strong working women and transsexuals when they're not the ones blowing people up and hitting them with trucks and shooting them.
I just want to hear somebody influential say it. Somebody has to say that society is messed up and its not just a few people.
>>29979982
>I just want to hear somebody influential say it.
fuck that. silence and denial are part of the agenda. if the establishment were to admit that the modern western lifestyle was sickness inducing (it absolutely is) then they wouldn't continue to profit from our sickness and people might start to wake up and pull control of their lives back from them. there is absolutely no reason anyone with real power or fame will say this in a genuine way.
>Somebody has to say that society is messed up and its not just a few people.
society is messed up and i's not just a few people.
hopefully it still matters that some lowly robot agrees with you because i do.
Those people in wartorn countries should just pull themselves up by the bootstraps and leave the country if they hate getting shot/blown up/run over by tanks/burned/hanged/drowned/decapitated/etc. so muh.
Somebody still cares? Don't panic it's all gonna end eventually.
>tfw no arab gf
>tfw white and no arab girl will ever look at me
Why are arab girls so perfect while the men are so repulsive? It's just not fair
We got quite a few of those in Canada. Sometimes I'm thinking of learning Arabic and getting started on the Quran so that they'd give me a chance desu. I feel bad about abandoning my race and culture, but the west is doomed anyway. Islam might actually be our salvation, Inshallah.
>>29980030
Don't bother. Muslim born into the religion, but my mother was white. Non purebloods are shunned within the community, they'll never want you and their parents sure as hell won't marry them to you.
>>29979981
Arab women look like horses
Inbred and ugly as fuck
