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>>29982601
>having to resize a fucking desktop screenshot, because of 2mb file limit
>4 FUCKING TRAP THREADS ON THE 1ST PAGE.
I left /b/ for this reason. They said it was intended to be the containment board for autistic fetishes.
I come to /r9k/ and it's exactly the same.
Seriously, we need a new containment board. 4chan gods please make the board /au/ for autistic fetishes.
>>29982577
I don't think I've seen this pepe before.
>>29982629
>we need a new containment board
there's only so many containment boards you can make before you realize containment boards don't work for shit
What does he mean?
>>29982559
Carmen hot doe, she's Def female. Roasties have no chance.
and this
dafdf
or this?
adfada
>Dad found the cum cooler
>housekeeper found the dingleberry depository
>>29982512
>papa found the poo pail
>Grandma found the large hadron collider
Are there any programs to rehabilitate social outcasts?
Should I join a church?
>>29982496
Join a gym and search for a club that is about something in which you take interest in.
>>29982543
>join club
>mostly men
>few women there
>even fewer meet requirements for gf, even friends really
>all taken, too old or maybe even too ugly. something.
>now part of a club that you don't really give a shit about
>stop going
>stop going to the gym too, what's the point
>>29982543
I could see myself joining a gym. Don't have any gymbux though.
This whole thing is a miserable cycle of no money, no confidence, no connections that feeds on itself. God help me please.
Can you just run away to the city without any money? Fuck this small town I wanna turn up in clubs and have tons of people and opportunity. I'll just sleep on a train
> implying there is just one city, "THE CITY"
>>29982474
>turn up in clubs
fuck you cunt, get out of here normie bastard HURR DURRRR WOOOOOO TURN UP LOL!!!! LETS GET WASTED BROS!!!
>>29982474
I wouldn't mind living in a small town since they don't even let me in most clubs and I'm beneath most people and my opportunities are just wagecucking forever to barely be able to afford rent.
jesus fookin christ m8
Wow, I didn't know Japs didn't know how to eat off a knife and fork. I guess it's like chopsticks for normal people.
is she part penguin
>>29982494
Fuck, why was that so funny
>that kid who flipped his desk in the middle of class unprovoked
>that kid who punched me in the head on a dare and got me suspended by saying i made fun of his dead parents
yeah school was great, i think i would've preferred prison
probably would've learned something there at least
I was that kid
My organizer wouldn't fucking open and I just lost it. Smashed the shit out of it and just bashed it violently in the middle of class. I got stared at but nobody cared.
>that kid who claimed to take the SAT 5 times when he was only a junior
>that same kid who walked into the AP exam an hour late and started sperging and disrupting the whole class taking the exam
I fucked up /r9k/
I applied for a part time job at a fast food place so that I wouldn't be broke all the damn time while I was in college. I ended up getting an interview and did did very well. Well I finally got my phone turned back on and I got the manager's number after the restraunt's phone messed up. I was stupid enough to send the manager a text message saying that I got my phone back in service and he could contact me with it if he needed to. Six hours passed and I researched why my manager wasn't responding to the message. I realized that texting a manager instead of talking face to face is job suicide. And the worst part is, my job doesn't start till next week and I already bought the clothing for the job.
So in conclusion, my inexperience and stupidity probably caused me to get fired before I even started my first job.
>>29982394
How do you know you're fired? that sounds gay as fuck, no one gets fired to texting their boss unles you send them dick pics.
>>29982394
You applied to one place?
C'mon now. A good "I'm a piece of shit" pace for me was 1 a day.
>>29982479
I applied for about 16 places in a two month period before I was called to this one.
>>29982428
It may be my anxiety that's making me think this, so you may be right. I just keep thinking that this will be my only chance to find work and get a job like all the normies do.
heh, close call... but...
*teleports behind you*
you forget to realize
*unsheaths katana*
that nice guys
*plunges blade's edge deep into heart*
finish last
>*teleports behind you*
>*unsheaths katana*
can't anyone come up with some original edge
Oh yeah son
*whips dick out*
>>29982944
*unzips whipped dick*
>own xbone, ps4 and pc
>don't feel like playing any games
>another weekend on /r9k/ it is
>>29982368
Have you tried playing with friends? Playing coop games with your vidya buddies will surely keep you off /r9k/
Can I have your Xbox One?
>>29982391
I actually have no friends. I have played co-op games in the past but really there isn't anything too exciting lately.
>tfw you will never have a loving wife and adoring kids
>tfw you waste your life with alcohol and video games to fill the hole
>>29982291
>loving wife and adoring kids
>thinking you won't get the bitchy nag and the thankless crotchfruit
Seems pretty common, but there are happy families out there. I'm pretty jealous.
>implying women are capable of love
At least you tried
>>29982291
>wah I will never have kids
What gives you or anyone else the right to have kids?
I was a failed normie for freshman and first half of sophmore year. I could've become a chad because I was pretty good looking and pretty athletic but I was too autistic. The a certain family tragedy that I don't have the heart to talk about happened which left my psyche pretty scarred I guess. Second half of sophmore year I went full roboto. Quit football. Stopped lifting. Did other things I don't want to talk about and commited social suicide. I wanted to commit actual suicide. I had already started to watch anime and browse reddit at the end of freshman year so I guess I had already been started on the road to robotdom. I had also started to browse 4chan (mainly here and pol) which I loved and followed the cringeyy edgy phase I was going through (still a redpilled nazi tho). Only upside about that year was I ended up making some robot friends who were normal looking and liked anime too, though we never hung out except on the bus or in the cafeteria. By Junior year I really started to become good friends with them and I started lifting again though I was still going through an edgy phase. End of junior year robot friends had become actual best friends. During the summer after junior year I went on a youth trip to china where I really matured and I had my first kiss. I think thats where the edgy phase died. Trump also happened that summer which gave me a lot of hope for the world (he still gives me hope).
cont 1/2
>>29982289
Senior year was my best year by far. I actually had friends that cared about me who I could share stories about each other from years ago ( I had moved to this town in the 8th grade so I hadn't felt anything like this in a while). We were all trump supporters and anime wathcers and it was fucking glorious. Only downside is I didn't get into the state college and instead I'm going out of state while they're goin to room together at stae college. SO even though I had finally found brothers for life now I have to be seperated from them again.
I'm 18 now getting ready for college in the fall. I think I turned out alright. I could've lifted more or even bocome a chad if I hadn't been such a retard freshman and sophmore year and I wouldn't be a virgin still. Then again had I become a chad I may not have gone to China. I definetly wouldn't have gotten my brothers for life. I probably would never have taken the redpill. It was a good teenage experience. I'm /fit/, I'm intelligent, I'm well adjusted. I could take on the world.
Above being a chad though i really do regret never asking out Ines. She was this really cute french girl that was definetly into me 8th grade and 9th grade but I was to retarded to realize. She ended up just not talking to me becaue she realized how hopeless I am.
But I guess thats life. I got bros I would die for at least. And in the end I think thats all a man really needs.
>>29982289
bump
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>>29982289
I can't recall my teenage years for shit. Technically I'm still in them at 19 now, but MAN it all seems like a pretty massive nonevent with the occasional heartbreak and school play thrown in there.
I do remember the one time I started lifting I got into what is the current standard for any relationship I'll have in the future. Primarily because that may have been technically the only real relationship I've ever been in.
Where did it all go wrong robots? Around 18 for me
>>29982279
at birth
Youre not the real brandon, are you?
>>29982283
Yeah, I'm the real Brandon.
>>29982279
13. That was the point when i turned into a looser.
Bullying from the people you called your "friends" and loosing interest in school ruined me
>be an autistic metal head
>best friend is jewish wigger
>he wants to make rap album
>I mess around with beats since I feel like much of hip hop could be better if the music wasn't so repetitive
>he asks me to do the music for album
>I do it
>that weird feel when you dislike almost all hip hop but making an album of it.
also why don't black people just make music that develops?
Even Jazz, in spite of having great musical ideas, basically goes nowhere.
>>29982255
Most metal is shit, most hip-hop is shit, most music is shit. Some of it is good. Get over yourself faggot.
>>29982255
>black people don't make music that develops into anything
>the guitar is an African instrument
>black people created the blues which evolved into rock and roll
>black people made funk
>>29982307
kek lad, not that kind of development, like the songs themselves develop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_development
>>29982274
good point, but good hip hop is much, much harder to find.
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