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when will it finally stop? is he truly unbeatable?
>>>/s4s/ is that way my friend
whats with these fuckin chicken little memes that keep popping up
>>29983382
it's literally just me, i'm trying as hard as i can to force it
chicken little is the next big thing
Does /r9k/ smoke weed? How often? Do you smoke with your friends and/or girl/boyfriend?
>>29983065
I smoke weed everyday. I started smoking when I was twelve. I have no friends and no girlfriend.
If I have weed, I smoke everyday. But I'm low on cash, don't know any dealers near me, and my mom knows that strange packages in the mail for me are drugs, so availability can be unfortunately low. I have one friend who I smoke with basically whenever I see him, and obviously don't have a romantic partner, so that's moot. If I did though I'd love some drug fueled fuckfests. Meth would probably be better for that though.
>>29983065
smoke alone 3 - 5 tiimes a day
>normie
>have good job
>qt polish girlfriend
Thing is, this is the only board where i enjoy talking to other anons but I get discredited for not being a neet or a virgin.
feelsbadman.jpg
Brisbanebro?
That's a real tragedy, normalfaggot.
>>29983017
This board doesn't belong to them. Don't feed the trolls and tards. Just carry on m8.
So I'm about to get fired from my wagecuck retail job, no more wagecuck threads for me.
I worked here 2 months and I only know realize I wasn't alive during any of it, I had completely shut down in order to stick to the routine.
Then I finally had a 2 days off in a row and I went ape shit. It's like all my energy came back at once. I've been awake for 3 days, mostly masturbating and edging the entire time. I called out the last two days, just said I was "sick" (which in a sense is true)
I think if I stay up anymore I might literally die so I think I probably should call out again tomorrow. But I'm at the point where I can't lie very well anymore, so I think I might just no-call/no-show. I actually think I only called out 1 of the 2 days I missed, and no-called the other day, I can't remember. I don't know how I'm supposed to go back to that place now. I can't believe I did it for 2 months, it was like I was a different person.
The weirdest part about all of it is that I barely have enough money for next month's rent and then have nothing, and have no other job lined up at all. At the moment this seems trivial.
How do people do the same routine for decades?
So yeah. I kind of think I'm just retarded because the decisions I make are extremely dumb. On the other hand it's all seems to be out of my control.
>>29983015
You might want to go to a doctor's office and ask a doctor or visit a psychologist.
>>29983015
You're too good for work, anon. You're free now, you don't have to go back to the bad place.
>>29983116
Well maybe I've transcended work but I haven't transcended hunger or cold yet!
Did I come off as arrogant or something? If so I really didn't mean to. I don't think I'm too good. If anything I deeply admire those who can do what I can't seem to do, that is,consistently exist.
let me share the story of how i knew my parents were pieces of shit narcissists. and i welcome other robots to join in with their own stories.
>be me
>14
>move around alot so not alot of local friends
>best friend in the world is my brother
>brother is 5 years older than me but still a bro to me at all times.
>we hang out every day, shows me hockey moves, shows me how to dunk a baseketball, shows me awesome dragon ball z art
>never depressed despite having zero friends except bro
>one day asks me to have his original gameboy and pokemon blue
>can't believe it, didn't even think best gift ever
>next day walk in on his dead body
>hanged himself
>deeply depressed
>life is fucked
>parents say shit like "we never saw it coming"
>any normal human could have seen it coming they're just fucked
>deal with years of depression and anxiety
>parents pull the same shit where instead of helping just talk shit about me being a shitty kid and wish i would smarten up.
>18 move out to avoid the hatred that has grown for them over the years
>one day 22 year old me goes and visits for a week
>staying there
>brought my old NES and SNES with games for them to sell off to neighborhood people
>have my favorite item ever. original gameboy with pokemon blue
>character name is still "anon"(not actually, his actual name)
>they take it out of my bag and sell it with the rest of my useless shit
>ask them if they went through my bag
>say they sold it
>"it doesn't matter it's just a toy"
>just a toy
>just a toy
>just a toy
>just a toy
>life basically over
sorry to vent robots. I've been drinking for 18 hours this event has probably put me over the edge, i actually cant go on longer. i think this is what people mean when they say mental breakdown.
>>29982980
Cut off ties with them. Start anew.
This is probably what I'd do if I eventually have the self confidence/courage to find a job.
>>29982980
sorry anon. some parents are the worst people in the world and should never have been allowed to bring children into the world just to destroy their lives.
>>29982980
damn OP that's rough is there any way you could find who they sold it to?
>browsing /b just for no reason
>see 15 y o kid asks
>HI GUYS, MI DICK IS 6.2. IS IT NORMAL FOR MY AGE
>tfw u ve become 18 just week ago and your pee is 5.2
>Im rly fuckin crying now fellas. I hope this one was a bait
Should I buy a shotgun, or hanging is better? 20 years is point of no return they said
I just dont how to live with that. I WILL NEVER BE A MAN!
Its only gettin worse, isnt it, g-guys...
I'm fine with either Trump or Hillary winning. I'm fine with it all because I do not care about society. I sit here wallowing in my misanthropic outlook on society because I think society is shit and we deserve everything coming our way. The world is on edge and I'm sitting here enjoying the fact that normies and Chads are even feeling uncomfortable with what happens in the world. This all wouldn't happen if we as humans weren't so flawed.
>that image
>that post
wew laddie, try not to cut yourself on that edge
>>29982933
oh shit, my wish came true
>>29982866
>The world is on edge
You sure it's just the world buddy?
I want a qt boyfriend. I want to talk everyday to my qt boyfriend and pretend I'm a girl. Tfw
Such cases
I know that feel anon
I just want a cute boy to care for mewhile we vigorously stroke each other's cocks
>>29982916
:( I want to wear girl clothing and be cuddled by a qt boy
>walk into Whammy Burger
>want to order some breakfast
>they tell me i have to order lunch because it's lunch time
>>29982830
Walk into a Whammy Burger and it's always just a bunch of fucking niggers. On the commercials they got those nice white families, but when you get there, it's just niggers.
>>29982830
Man, I watched this movie expecting something akin to postal and I ended up fucking crying in the end.
>>29982993
>"...I'm the bad guy?"
Fucking tears for days.
Who /che guevara/ here?
Truly a beta to chad story and an example to all of us. He even killed a bunch of captured normalfags and cunts just for the hell of it.
>>29982810
>Che Guevara as a youth was nicknamed "Chancho" (pig) because of his bathing habits (or lack thereof) and the fact that he proudly wore a "weekly shirt" - i.e. a shirt he changed once a week. All through his life people commented on his smelliness (though obviously not to his face once he had the power to execute people on a whim).
Truly one of us.
>>29982810
At no point in his life was Che a beta.
He was ALWAYS smart, attractive, charismatic, athletic, and ambitious. Always.
There is no beta to chad story. Betas are born betas and stay that way. Chads are born Chads and stay that way.
>>29983001
>>29983001
>There are people on this board that still willingly believe this.
lmaoing at your life
Saturday 8:00 thread edition
Got to go to fucking London today for a fucking family bbq
Really just cannot be arsed if I'm honest
Not to mention I don't have the money for the fucking trains I have to get there, for fucks sake
>no weeb bf
How can I find a cute Muslim (or middle eastern/Arab) girl you to be my wife? I don't care if she's super religious or not religious at all. Just a white guy here looking for a super cute Arab or middle eastern gf.
>>29982709
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
>AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahaha...
Move to european countries.
>>29982709
All women are better than you faggot.
>Muh middle eastern women will want to marry a beta white male.
Why? Achmed is far sexier than you'll ever be.
when did you realise that you will never have a gf?
>growing up looking forward to being a teenager and having a cute girlfriend
>15 still no gf, no problem it probably happens when you're 18
>19 now still no gf no friends no hope, just not compatible with this world
I at least have a little chance.
I don't go outside at all, but I play guitar and girls around town seem to be into musical guys. I've seen shorter and uglier guys with gfs that can't play guitar half as well as me too, so that either means it's possible for me or I'm deficient in an area they aren't.
>>29982634
>19
>thinks he hasnt got another 10 yrs before its no return
chill out m8
>>29982634
I realized that I was different and an ugly loser when all of my friends had gfs while I never spoke to a girl. Pretty much became a social recluse since then. About 10 years ago. 26 now and still have never spoken to a woman. Too late for me now. Best I can get if I put myself out there is a single mom that fucked dozens of guys and partied all through high school and beyond.
Here's an interesting question. At one point does one stop becoming a virgin?
Is it the climax? Is it simply penetration? What constitutes losing ones virginity?
One thrust into a vagina.
I remember there was a thread on here once with people who questioned whether fingering someone made you a virgin.
It's obviously the point of penetration that makes you a non-virgin, although I might accept mutual masturbation with someone to count.
When you tell someone you aren't. Problem salved
also what's your asl
Do you really want a gf? Will having a gf solve all your problems?i can't even handle the intimate physical contact..
You'd be ab able to handle intimacy if it was from someone you love and whom loves you back.
>>29982604
>Will having a gf solve all your problems?
No. It would just make me less mad and depressed I guess. It would help quite a bit. I'd try to be good to her but I worry I might not make her very happy desu... :/
I want one, but it wouldn't solve a single problem. I'd imagine it would create several problems. But I guess it's preferable to hugging a pillow at night and cumming on your stomach, at least for a while maybe?
I don't know, I couldn't keep one anyway because she'd be the one normal thing about me.
