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Saturday 8:00 thread edition
Got to go to fucking London today for a fucking family bbq
Really just cannot be arsed if I'm honest
Not to mention I don't have the money for the fucking trains I have to get there, for fucks sake
>no weeb bf
My stepmums kidneys have packed up lads.
My dad can't stop crying. It's going to be a hard week.
Why is /pol/ shut down again
>>29983183
Dunno. They're all nonces anyhow
>>29983183
What do you mean shut down? Still up for me?
Turkey's got a military coup going on so maybe something to do with that?
>>29983258
>Turkey's got a military coup going
That's all over
what are you going to do with your lives?
>>29982805
i can't sleep
i can't sleep
why can't i sleep
Jaysus fucking christ, lads.
How can one woman be so Thicc?
Finished night shift at 5:30 but still awake waiting on the guttering guy to unblock the outsode pipe.
On the upsode i picked up David Mitchell's Slade house and im enjoying it a lot.Also sat in my tracky bottoms comfy as fuck
>>29983485
Waste it drinking becks at 9 in the morning listening to nirvana and getting.ready for my macvyDs job tonight.
You?
Morning senpai
Northern branch reporting in. Nice day here so going to go to the Marina to walk the dog then later on go for a few pints which will cost less than 2.50 each
bloxbloxbloxfuckoffblox
>>29983697
My little town is upmarket. Pints costhe up to 3.50 if it's a specialist Ale
>>29983581
>>29983719
>who ate all the pies.jpg
>>29983864
Pakipoo did
The weekend is here and what better way to celebrate than by posting your waifu
>>29984013
>Pakipoo did
True, he is a fat shitskin paki
>>29984050
No I will not post my waifu
Do not look at the spoiler image
>>29983581
>>29983719
I'M DOWN WITH THE THICCNESS
just had to intact with a woman with big tits, couldn't keep my eyes off them
She isn't "thicc"
Her body fat percentage is to high, though she is nearly 40 so it acceptable I suppose.
>>29984050
My none existent girl that will acknowledge me even less than real girls, great.
Its a party
Is there anyway I can get my trip permanently banned?
>>29984050
Posting waifu by way of posting a shit character with the same VA
Poleaboo is awake now and showered
>>29984104
I'm not fat, weighed 161.75 lbs today, that seems to be my upper limit
>>29985135
Does it make you happy seeing yourself talked about when you're not even here? I'd kill for that attention.
Also come to /sp/ and liven up your thread it's dead.
Morning lads, hope you all slept well. I had a dream about having a gf again and it hurt to wake up.
Might wash the car today. Any plans yourselves?
>>29985135
fuck off you attention seeking cunt
You and the movie night fags need to die
>>29985145
Got banned on /sp/ yesterday, give me a minute to reset my router
and yeah, I love it, that's why I made copies of the Polish girls statements to the police and read their private messages
I've got to go to the hairdressers lads, never no what to ask for. Short back and sides, longish on the top so I can 'style' it is my favourite. They always look annoyed when I don't know what to ask for as well.
>>29985156
Based Monica is the only reason I open this thread.
>>29985145
Nevermind actually
There's a new thread
>>>/sp/69566921
>>29985222
Good looking out lad.
>>29985155
Just trying to keep myself busy, and doing a piss poor job of it.
Wish I could go pick my car up, but still waiting on documents for the finance. British Gas this morning were surprisingly helpful, so hope is I'll have my runabout by Saturday.
>>29983171
why? are they moving?
My blog is getting an average of 26 views an hour. I don't know how
>>29985334
not funny
>>29983079
>got to
No you don't. Shut up.
>>29985295
Yeah I get that, I feel like I'm not trying hard enough to do things.
And that's decent, hope you get it soon.
>>29985371
Nigii or Pole?
>>29985334
No. They've stopped working. Arsehole
>>29985405
No this is Patrick
Whose this?
>>29985462
>They've stopped working
They going to go on JSA?
>>29983485
This is only 20 years away for most of us
>>29983171
>>29985487
Top kek desu famalam
>>29985498
>>29985487
obvious samefag
oceee
I am just wondering if you hated it so much why did you watch a full 3 seasons?
>>29985495
if you're stupid enough to take alcohol
>>29985521
No it was just a funny joke
>>29985531
Where do you think you are sonny?
Does Sacked Civil Engineer anon have a blog? I would like to read about his zany shenanigans.
>>29985554
Robots don't drink. Did you got lost on your way from reddit to /soc/?
>>29985550
It could of been but the other anon is obviously hurting so I didn't think it was
also get a laptop
had a tough week of work and all my bones ache lads
>>29985571
If I had a laptop I wouldn't be able to defend myself against allegations of samefaggery
>>29985530
Link all these blogs pls
>>29985558
>blog
what is this 2003?
>>29985567
>Robots don't drink. Did you got lost on your way from reddit to /soc/?
Aint no robots on britfeel
Poleaboo is going to the JC on Monday
Need to fill up my work search book today or tomorrow
>>29985597
print screen?
??
ocee
??
>>29985530
I had a lot of free time and wanted to increase my power level
>>29985608
tildes
https://tildedesu.wordpress.com/
nigiis
https://hatenj.wordpress.com/page/2/
poleaboos
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
Poleaboos new
https://00da310q.wordpress.com/
>>29985334
Fuck, I laughed.
Why have they stopped working? Is she an alcohol?
>>29985706
>Poleaboos new
>https://00da310q.wordpress.com/
Regret not updating it now with regards to my trans status and weight loss journey
>>29985728
Oh yeah I forgot http://pakisissy.tumblr.com/
Poleaboos newest
>>29985706
Do you like tilde pole?
>>29985706
>Poleaboos new
>Sonic the hedgehog and brown arms cut the fucked up
>>29984050
Going to see if my bennies have been paid yet, I want to go to back to frivolously spending money again~
>>29985847
Poleaboo is wondering why you really gave up perusing a transgender lifestyle
I don't think you'd stop taking girl pills so easily if you were really trans
>thread is now just trips circlejerking
Did all the decent anons find another thread to go to? Please take me with you
>>29985911
Piss off you smelly paki~
>>29985987
If i post it here all the cancer will come and spoil it like they have britfeel
>>29982805
A guy farted near me today
I wish i'd killed him
>>29985987
brit int.
Movie night ruined this place
>>29986011
kek
>>29985847
Hello again
>>29986018
I understand mate, I'd be the same
>>29986028
Cheers lad. Never attended a movie night but I see lots of posts about it, so you might be right.
>>29985911
>I don't think you'd stop taking girl pills so easily if you were really trans
You litterally planned to do so because you'd have to wait another month before getting lasered.
>>29984050
The weekends blend into my weekdays so it doesn't make much of a difference to me. Hope you wagecucks have a good one though
>>29986024
What with your feeble girl like hands
>>29986243
Don't project
original
Alright lads.
Sad about the Turkey coup. Hanging like fuck from far too few pints last night.
What's the baby pepe in the OP called? Anyone know?
>>29986255
>Don't project
Wat?
>>29986212
Yeah but I only lasted one night, I was back to taking my pills the next morning
>>29986343
The teachers in my school would always call that an "OHT". I assume it was some kind of in joke or something but it used to piss me off so much that they were knowingly using the wrong acronym.
>>29983171
is there no fix?
transplant or something?
if she was a paki she would get helped.
>>29985613
All right then, does he have a myspace page? I would like to chat to him on ICQ
>>29986324
You're sad that a bunch of military fascists failed to take over a country?
>>29986406
>icq
fucking neek, it's MSN
>>29986389
Oh Aytch Pee you mean, surely?
>>29986416
The military ain't necessarily facists senpai. Ataturk is an islamist who's going to secure power and become a mini-Putin. Turkey just lost its last chance of democracy.
>>29986389
Overhead Transposer, that's what they're called in the US.
>>29985911
Girl pills are expensive right now and I think I am more of a crossdresser/trap desu~
>>29986481
Fucking spam can't get anything right...
>>29986481
Nobody cares what they're called in your shitty country
>>29985487
this lads step mum is more likely to die of laughter than her kidneys now
>>29986497
>Girl pills are expensive
Not really true
This is 2+ months worth
>>29986447
>Ataturk is an islamist
You do know Turkey is an islamic country right?
>>29986544
Turkey was founded on secular principles, retard
>>29986497
Why don't you just get a sex change?
this isnt oc
>>29986539
>That toolbar
Poleaboo you paki runt.
How do I deal with the fact everyone in work hates me lads?
>>29986553
That isn't the case now, retard.
>>29986573
Prove it
occ
>>29986573
So I guess Britain is now a secular country and not a Christian one?
>>29986539
Over 40 quid a month is not a lot to you?
I need to get on benefits
summer summer summer time
>>29986539
well currently I have just under 100 bong so I can't really afford them until I start getting bennies on a regular basis~
>>29986554
I don't want to rush into things and regret it later, I would need to be absolutely certain before I do anything like that. Plus, I don't know how I would explain it to my family~
>>29986621
If we want to put a finer point on it, I'd say that's a 3 months supply
30 quid a month
that's less one weeks bennies
Wish FatIdle would kill it self
When I was young, my dad used to say we live in the best country in the world.
I used to think "wow, out of all the countries how lucky must I be to have been born in the best one?"
>>29986658
Yeah but im working, paying bills, food and stuff. Most people dont still live with there mums at 25
>>29986666
I still think that, but I'm Welsh.
>>29986649
Why have you come back you sad little cunt, was hoping you'd been sectioned or died desu~
>>29986611
Britain isn't a Christian country, a Christian one wouldn't let millions of pakis come over and eat their food, rape their children and give them benefits for the pleasure.
>>29986675
You are litterally our plaything. We wanted to leave the EU and you submitted like a good dog despite all the EUbux you sheeps get.
>>29986562
Everyone at nigiis work seems to as well. I've learnt they don't hate me for no reason so its our fault.
>>29986649
I bet you're cute anyway
>>29986677
don't be mean please
>>29986705
Ah the small minded nationalism from an Englishman who can only speak one language.
*chortle*
Post your faces famalams
Loving the #surreylife
>it's nice weather outside but I don't want to go out.
>>29986841
ah nice bait
Where is the new britfeel?
>>29986877
?? bait? lol i'll timestamp for you if you want
>>29982805
Thinking of getting a paperwhite for manga and books, considering how much I spend on books each month it seems worth it since I'll be torrenting books. Anyone here got one? if so would you recommend it? how often do you charge it? what are some pros and cons?
>>29986895
yes do it
>>29986896
Where is everyone
>>29986896
torrenting books is easier said than done
difficult to find senpai
I charge mine like once a week, it's pretty good but I have to pay full price for most books, the battery lasts ages.
pros you dont have to turn pages and balance it
manga is hard to find
>>29986896
Isn't it a ballache getting books onto a kindle? I though kobo readers were better for that.
>>29986913
>Where is everyone
On the new board away from tripfags/ pakipoo and general cancer
>>29986940
Yeah but where is it?
I've been on int /brit/ and its just americans meme posting.
>>29986927
>manga is hard to find
You wutm8
>>29986940
There's a new board?
>>29986955
fuck off you 12 year old freak
and get out of my county
>>29986955
Fuck off to /soc/ faget
>>29986955
Why would you post that here?
Also how old are you? You look about 12
>>29986972
Lol yeah that's why I don't have a gf
I'm 18 (and a half)
I'll show my passport if you faggots really want
>>29986998
>if you faggots really want
No bodies asked for anything you starved for attention cuck.
>>29986998
Yeah go for it, and your dog
>>29987009
Haha you guys sure get mad fast
I am the best most epic troll
>>29986998
Yeah show us lad
Feel your pain desu. Also 18 and babbyfaced
>>29986955
UNDERAGE B8 GET OUT
>>29987029
I don't have a dog lol
>insert thing that most people have in order to scare 'oh shit he recognized me'
>didn't take le bait
>>29986955
tfw this is probably tilde
>>29985487
Made me smile.
Cheers lad
>>29987038
Trying to find it now
Welp, thread's ruined. See you tomorrow lads.
>>29987056
>le
kys
no its because someone posted a picture of a cute dog yesterday and said my new shirt just arrived
>People still think the world is round
Our grandchildren are going to think we're windowlickers. Can't blame the poor sods, bloody hell.
Couldn't find my passport, think it's at my dads
Here's a clubcard, you have to be 18 to own one of these sexy things
>tfw you spend enough to get 20 pound of clubcard vouchers
>that's 2k spent at tesco
>wtf its been like 1 year how did I spend that much
Poleaboo just ate 3 packs of crisps and a 100 calorie snack thing
>>29987149
haha i know right lol :') such a crazy story, duderino
>>29987150
>3 packs of crisps
Fuck sake stick to one you fat mess.
>>29987149
Hahahahha you look like you're fucking 12.
I really shouldn't be giving you replies but this is hilarious...what made you think posting your face on here was a good idea?
>>29987149
>couldn't find
ahahah underaged confirmed
>>29986841
where in surrey? shit posting from esher as we speak
>>29987289
>I'm a pederast
enjoy being on the register
>>29987289
nearish reigate
>>29987267
it's obvs not him, just some guy he's camming with
>>29987395
U sure?
oregano life
>>29985531
the alcohol takes me
>>29985567
maybe a robot without robot problems doesn't drink .
Every functioning robot has a crutch from anime, injecting weed or drinking
>how the fuck do you get through the day
>>29987704
Robots don't have crutches. Robots lack emotion, that is why wer are known as robots.
Poleaboos mum sent him a text saying his dinner was ready
Told her to stop cooking for me
Just left my house trying to be brave and at the top of my street to guys where having a fight and there was like 40 girls all circled round.
Swear people are meant to grow out of thinking fights are cool?
Anyway back at home watching Shrek 2
>>29987721
I think we're known as robots because its the name of the fucking board
>>29987749
kek
>>29987721
but this is why I am here, I had a really fucked up childhood and am to weird emotionally now. Thought that was what this bard was for but it turns out its just full of "im 14 and dont have a gf my life is shit"
>>29987746
Best shrek
>>29987721
>Robots lack emotion
tfw lack emotion to feel
we are oversensitive beta's that have crutches to escape the day to day pressures of society
just had some lovely fish and chips
better out than in I always say eh
>>29987778
If you feel you have problems you are not a robot.
Robots do not feel.
>>29987907
Its impossible not to feel
>>29987862
Bit early for that isn't it? Might pop down later for some, it's only 5 quid apparently
>>29987919
On an emotional level, it is possible.
>>29987944
i eat at 10 and 3 then snack on fruit at night
Go on int
See the two latest posts
Ex is apparently telling people I'm a rapist.
Might do a cheeky suicide haha
shagged an escort last night
not sure how to feel about it tbqh
Thats not the new britfeel
>i'm being chased by the media, /britfeel/
>can i hide in here?
what do
welp im deciding whether or not to order a graphics tablet and start learnign to draw computer style
opinions
>>29988094
Poleaboo doesn't think you should bother
try something else instead
Like a new video game
>>29988094
>>29988160
And if there's anyone you should be taking advice from, it's Poleaoboo. Look at all the great choices he's made and how great his life has turned out
I'm so close to strangling someone over these fucking coupons people keep getting at work.
I've had hundreds go through and people keep on fucking asking me dumb questions about them.
My stress levels are at boiling point t I'm too fucking hot n bothered for this shit.
>>29988232
What's your IP?
>>29988094
Do it if you've got the money.
>>29988263
Get it yourself
Shit /britfeel/ today lads, think I'll avoid these threads for a week or two and see if the tripfags have committed sudoku
>>29988094
I mean entry level ones are cheap, go for it lad see if it's your thing.
Its weird how quick my opinion of poleaboo has changed
>>29988263
Why are you gonna hack me you fat paki cunt? Go play some more Pokemon Go
>>29988309
In a good or bad away
>>29988318
I'm useless there's nothing I could do with it. Now give me your IP cumskin.
>>29988309
Hes a self destructive arrogant arsehole.
I try to like him but hes just a bit of a bellend.
>readhttp://exhentai.org/g/763420/1bd133a031/
>feel like crying because it will never happen to me
>>29988309
At first I saw him as a bit of a nob head. He has slowly become irredeemable.
>>29988331
Kek were you triggered by me talking about how shit your life is? You really are pathetic Poley
woke up at 10am like a goodboy, lay in bed for a few more minutes, fall asleep again till 2:40
>>29988331
Bad, ive always stuck up for him but not anymore.
>>29988357
He just seems to hate everyone whose getting attention he isn't
>>29988379
At first I thought he was nice, the bullied kid fighting back. But he never grew up. Hell even I have slightly.
>>29988309
Expand
>>29988318
Fuck off, it's not me who requested your ip, you cockroach
>>29988357
Carl?
I've done plenty to try and sort my life out but I keep getting knocked back by the powers above and dragged down by the demons below
>>29988379
I'm just like all of you though?
I have social anxiety that makes it hard to function
>the two most insufferable people on /britfeel/ now hate each other
Sweet pottery
>>29988428
>I have social anxiety that makes it hard to function
You don't though. You're a smug fat greedy little twerp who would be bragging and shitting on all of us if you actually finished Uni and made something of youself.
>>29988435
4chan x
ignorant bliss
>>29988307
/britfeel/ is always shit these days, has been for the past 6-7 months, yet I still can't avoid coming here
>>29988428
You make me want to slice my wrists
desperately trying to fight the urge to smoke weed and wank all evening
what are you guys up to, anything productive?
>>29988428
>cockroach
A Pakatani using this insult....
>>29988466
You can do what I did a few weeks back and just go on an absolute bender, smoking your entire supply in one weekend. After that, quit for a bit.
That was a great weekend. Haven't really craved a bowl since, and not smoking has helped with muh weight loss
>>29988466
>what are you guys up to, anything productive?
Going to drive on the M25 soon
Might die
Hope the traffic isn't awful desu
>>29988428
You said I deserved the hate I got and spoke down to tilde. You think you are better than others.
>social anxiety
You can't have it that bad
>>29988466
Trying to study but failing. Might close britfeel for a while
I've been trying to fight the urge to spend my nights playing vidya and read or watch a film instead. Don't know what to say to help you but I hope you can fight off the urge, it feels great when you kick bad habits
>>29988428
>I'm just like all of you though?
I'm sure you'd like to think that. But you need to remember most of /britfeel/ is fairly autistic and likes to keep to themselves. We often won't make posts that will identify ourselves. We don't stalk women, ruin their lives, take HRT, and ask to be called by name of the girl who's life we've shit up. And most importantly, we aren't Pakis.
Frankly, I find it insulting that you would even consider to be like your average poster here. I can honest say that you are sub-human.
>>29988572
/thread
End yourself you paki shite
>>29988572
>We often won't make posts that will identify ourselves
>Avatar fagging
>>29988607
Posting an image with an anime girl in it isn't avatarfagging you mong.
>>29988660
Keep projecting, just make sure its a decent film next time
I fucking despise my job but I can't leave because I get 28k and I wouldn't know .
It's making me completely miserable. I have no time to do anything, and I don't even know how to have fun anymore
Well, I am feeling destroyed. How's everyone else?
Had takeaway last night, should I go for it again tonight or make Curry Riceu
>>29988715
Whats your job?
My new ones shit but I feel I have plenty of time left.
>>29988761
Nah you should go for a jog.
Just kidding defiantly the takeaway.
>>29988761
Now lad, have you food in? Don't be going back to back on the chippy if you can help it, no good for you.
I've got bugger all in, and really don't want to get a takeaway but it's looking inevitable.
Why do people talk about takeaway like its so bad?
If you've had two average meals most off the time you won't even over do your calorie limit.
Just get a small beef burger and chips lads, or a medium pizza no chips.
>>29988802
>chippy
Prolly be the ocakbasi or sushi desu
>>29988839
>Why do people talk about takeaway like its so bad?
Some of it can be pretty horrendous for you esp. the chippy, but yeah you can definitely get stuff that is fine.
>>29988917
Fish and chips isn't that bad for you is it?
My brother gets a large haddock and chips near enough everyday and hes not gained out
I wish I was british
>>29988945
You really don't
We aren't evenoriginal
>>29988794
Internal IT Support. But it's pretty much a systems admin role
>>29989066
oh right, sounds pretty bad. Better pay than me though.
Watching Mr Robot again.
Heard on the rumour mill that KentAnon is pregnant
>>29988936
Pretty fucking awful for you mate, maybe he's just lucky with metabolism, don't be shocked if one year he suddenly balloons
>>29989042
you guys live on a small island, theres only 60 million of you. theres a greater sense of community there
>>29989191
I don't get this gimmick.
It isn't even funny
>>29989235
Does anyone actually like fish and chips here?
I mean it isn't bad but it would always be my last choice when choosing a takeaway.
tfw I can't eat takeaway
>>29989265
>a greater sense of community there
Kek. Go to any big city, strangers don't even make eye contact with you. It's like there's an invisible barrier around everyone
There is only a sense of community in small villages but that's the same as everywhere else
>Poleaboo trip fagging a Monica on /sp/
Have memes gone too far?
>>29989265
utter nonsensical romanticism, capitalism has superseded community just like everywhere else
>>29989265
Mate, it literally feels like we are on the verge of civil war walking around where I live.
>>29989273
>Does anyone actually like fish and chips here?
It's only something I'd have once a year or so, maybe when visiting parents.
Can't even begin to compete with doner meat and chips desu
bloke in the flats opposite mine got beaten up pretty bad and thrown down the stairs, hes in intensive care
>>29988745
one beer at a time, things are getting better.
whats up anon?
>>29989273
What's not to get? KentAnon is pregnant.
Rented a car. Dinged someone's door at 2mph, some paint transfer and a few scratches. Their door was bumped in a bit.
I'm going to have to pay the entire 1000 pound excess aren't I
30C on Tuesday lads don't think i can take it
>bouncer
>have to work literally every weekend
>Go a girls number thursday
>got nudes yesterday
>shes a single mum
>now shes obsessed with me
>is coming to see me in work
donotwant.jpg
>>29989628
"I'm a registered sex offender"
P R O B L E M
S O L V E D
A trip on Monica keeps shittalking you guys, says your a bunch of pathetic NEETS. Anyway take him back NEETcucks.
>>29989744
They're just buttmad because they got roasted.
PAEDOGEDDON: Pokemon GO servers crash as child molesters and perverts across the EU gain access to the game.
>getting trapped in a cornershop by gypsy kids
>i just wanted a cheap microwave pizza
>they were 11
>>29989881
Nigii knows how you feel, kids are horrible.
Who else /uselessdegree/?
Only just realising it now bruhs I just kept real life out of my mind for years until final exams ended
>>29989881
Give em the dickens
Eating a scotch egg if I am to be honest with you
>>29989978
how useless lad? Don't fall for LE STEM MEME
>>29989966
to make it worse their broodmother trapsed in and yelled at me
also check't
and nice vertical trip
>>29989761
>>29989791
>>29989881
>>29990019
>L A (D) N G U A G E S
I fell for the worse meme:
>Any degree = success
If I do a film night thing tomorrow how would people feel about that?
No polls or anything I just want to watch stuff and not feel lonely
>>29990111
Gotta sell it better than that lad
I'm wearing star wars slippers i got from tesco
>>29990152
I didn't want to cause I know most people here hate the idea of film night
>>29990205
Eating an iced cream I got from Tesco
>>29990205
Bet you looked good buying them
>Everyone and their mummy playing Pokemon GO
>I'm playing Hitman GO
Think I'm contrarian scum.
>>29990248
I have not been interested in Pokemon for a very long time.
I prefer Digimon myself.
>>29990248
I'm playing actual videogames not mobile normie shit
>>29990266
tfw want a Digivice again but they're ridiculous amounts of money these days
>>29990266
Never actually played Digimon, maybe I should. All the overhype for GO kinda makes me want to play a pokemon-like game but I've played all the poke ones.
>>29990271
I love hitman and it was 3 pound on PSN, sue me senpai.
>>29990266
Poleaboo?spoilerspoilerspoiler
>>29990227
>Bet you looked good buying them
You know it :^)
>>29990326
Fucking Christ, no.
>>29990343
Oh right, he likes digimon as well.
tfw I still have a ps2 with rumble arena 1 and 2
>>29990373
I remember between arcs he autistically collected all the digimon in one of the games.
Might go out tonight and have a crack at the slags
Anyone fancy it?
>>29990385
I recommend doing it in a white BMW.
Fuck it might as well
http://pastebin.com/rjRfEbgn
>>29990443
What shows? wjnjnjn
>>29990473
I was thinking limmys show?
But i'm open to anything, got any recommendations?
>>29990530
>limmys show
10/10 taste anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQAjGmPtlN0
Been banned for the last few hours
Reading some comics
>>29990373
Poleaboo likes Rumble Arena and World
It was a decade later until he played Rumble Arena 2, seemed quite shit
>>29990564
Wtf happened to him?
im actually getting so sick of the robot JUST
sweaty armpits
>>29990662
He had kids.
> when the takeaway driver is white
bit jarring when you're expecting something else.
Could murder for doner
>>29990739
Most of the ones round me are white, one is this big middle aged guy who spreads out his arms and gives an exaggerated 'Good Evening!' when you open the door.
I don't see how you can buy food from a place that is already violating loads of labour laws and can't be bothered to learn english. Do you really think they keep up out expected level of cleaning?
>>29990739
Always the paki ones who are passive agressive.
>>29990739
Paki takeaway around Poleaboos way has a white delivery driver too
They make him pay for food from there
>>29990739
Seeing lots of polish ones these days, prefer it desu
>>29990895
>They make him pay for food from there
Yeah that's how takeaways work lad.
>>29990911
Thought it would be like McDonalds with perks like one free meal when you work a shift
Whos out in leeds tonight lads?!
>>29990928
Probably quite a few people
whos out in macc tonight lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-XdhLXZ5q4
>>29990768
Bout to head out, can't decide between doner and fish and chips. Want me to grab you some?
Lads, I've been searching for three days and cannot find any material on, or get my head around, how to make a game like Advance Wars for Unity.
whos out in brizzie tonight lads??
Second dominos on the trott.
Getting fat desu
Poleaboo just had a McFlurry
his sister got it for him
>>29991261
I hope she spunked in it. Prick.
>>29991261
You don't even deserve shit, cheap ice cream.
>>29991337
prefer spit desu
>>29991170
I'll be going out later on. Few drinks in our local and then heading to SWX. Should be a large one.
I've moved up to 6mg a day of Estrofem/Estrogen
>>29991337
>>29991373
Might be the hormones making me crave sweet things
I'm really not interested in watching ghostbusters
>>29991401
Fuck off normie, I was joking
>>29991423
It's good to watch you ruin your life. You deserve it.
>>29991401
>SWX
WHEEEEEEY LADS LET'S GO TO THE CLUB AND SMASH SOME SLAGS AMIRIGHT
What exactly are you doing here?
>>29991622
I tried to help that cunt as well.
Would have never got involved if I knew it would lead to this.
>>29991722
I gave him 100 quid when he was at rock bottom and he spits in my face. Want him to suffer.
>>29991722
It's not like I'm planning a terror attack
It's my body, I can do with it whatever I like
>>29991745
Not true
>Missed SGDQ
>Put on a playlist for all the runs
>During Fallout 3 the runner announces that it's his gf's 2 year aniversary when she started transitioning.
>>29991423
You impotent yet?
>>29991776
>It's my body, I can do with it whatever I like
Missing the point once again like always.
>>29991828
I was a bit weirded out when that happened.
There was an unusually high number of trannies this year.
>>29991828
Don't mention it on /v/ the tranny janitors delete it on sight
>>29991745
He scammed you too? He asked me for 50 quid, said he was at his lowest point. This was back in Aberdeen. I gave it to him and now he treats me with absolute disrespect.
>>29991866
>I was a bit weirded out when that happened.
Same I didn't know that some people announce that.
>>29991880
Wew, guessing the thread went fast as fuck when that happened.
>>29991880
trannitors
>>29991866
Feels like a lot of guys who 10+ years ago would have just lived out their lives as lonely nerds have decided to transition instead of accepting that fate.
Starting to see it in places that would normally just be where lonely male nerds lurk e.g >>29991880
Tech industry is starting to get crammed full with trannies.
>>29991858
Do you mean infertile? No way to know for sure
Poleaboo why were you mean to tilde earlier? Cunt
Need something to cheer me up
Help a brother out, no anime shit though, kthnx
>>29992085
It wasn't me
I just questioned his gender identity
>>29992097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
She's up for 4 Emmy awards
>>29982805
Thinking of stopping taking my anti psychotics(olanzapine 20mg) make me feel like I'm just watching a film, disconnected from reality
>>29992111
>I just questioned his gender identity
You did so maliciously, it was horrible. Apologise.
>>29992097
Curb Your Enthusiasm, or The Life and Times of Tim
>>29991828
I watched hardly any live this year. Every time I tuned in it was a shit run. Will catch up with some of the runs at some point. ESA looks like a decent schedule though. Only a week or so till that now.
Watching Dark Souls speedruns and listening to metal all evening looks like my saturday night.
Also my mouse is properly fucked now. Double clicks everything.
>>29992147
>Curb Your Enthusiasm
This desu, always cheers me up
>>29992233
Someone made a handy guide for the runs
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Dude's Crest
Hagane
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Aladdin (Ribbedkilla's Retirement)
Dustforce
Typing of the Dead
Actraiser
Curse of Issyos
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Pepsimeme
Catherine
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
Special Mention: Ocarina of Time ("Glitchless")
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin
Trials Fusion
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
>>29992263
Cheers for this. Am curious to see Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. Remember playing it when it came out.
>the days where /britfeel/ would regularly hit bump limit twice sometimes three times a day with posts actually worth reading are gone forever
End of an era, sad times
>>29992530
everybody's at the new britfeel chan
>>29992530
>with posts actually worth reading
Let's not kid ourselves, it was always a bit shit. The tripfags weren't as cancerous and obnoxious as they are now though.
>>29992567
gib link pls i want to go too
>>29992615
If you are not a name fag you should of been emailed it last week.
Check your spam
>>29992530
>tfw when we hit the bump limit at nearly 2am but managed to have a dead of night edition
This new britfeel is a joke right?
Cause I've been in everythread and never heard shit about it.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b81_1468627473
Horrible, pakis out
SWEATY ARMPlTS
Went to the co-op to buy my booze, saw a roastie in front of me brazenly buying a pack of rubber fucking jonnies; i should have raped the fucking slut
HAIRY ARMPITS
>>29993388
>>29993399
GOOD HEAVENS
>>29993388
993388
>>29993399
99933399
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
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>>29992530
You can thank the paki and the normies encouraging the paki for that
>>29991963
It's like they see how much attention and social advantages women receive, and being lonely, beta nerds thought they could jump on that and achieve the same thing
>>29991155
Go through a bunch of Unity tutorials. Find ones on a wide array of games
You won't find one specifically for advanced wars, but you'll maybe find some for turn based RPGs (which you can adapt to advanced wars) and other things
I'm assuming you know basic programming, because if you don't... then start with some basic c# tutorial.
Checked my phishing site
Got a bite
Some cunt from my old course I never knew existed
Poleaboo certainly ate too much today
Will surely put on a little weight
Need to just stop eating at all outside of breakfast
Maybe buy a cucumber or something to snack on
Do any of you remember your candidate number from school?
>>29993898
Literally no idea what you're referring to
Lads, it is
FUCKING
MUGGY
>tfw
>>29993898
04215 I think
As if that's been taken before, this is now an original comment
>>29993902
You know, when you fill in the front of an exam you had to put your number in
>>29993898
Still have mine written on my wall in permanent marker
just hit me that getting sanctioned from JSA for 4 weeks is really going to fuck me this month... I have like 10 quid in my bank account lads.....
>>29993913
same senpai, I am sweating buckets.... London area?
>>29994294
SWEATY SWEATY SOUTHERNERS
SITTING IN A BASKET
BATHING IN THEIR OWN SWEAT
SMELLY FUCKING CUNTS
>>29994294
No Kent
Cuddling a cute boy tbqh
>>29994855
fuck off tbqh
Can't stop eating tbqh
But you know what they say, the more you eat the more you get to purge
>>29993647
and it actually works anon, look how many trannies get hired into big tech companies like Twitter and GitHub now just because other white beta males want to feel progressive
>>29994294
>>29994362
Also Kent here. Definite underboob issues.
>>29993892
Chew ice cubes when you're hungry
>>29993913
Not enjoying the muggyness
Make curry rice in the end lads
Sick again lads
Went to trow myself up and nothing but blood.
Feel way to sick to sleep and way to weak to move so i'm just laid on the bathroom floor.
Wish I had someone who cared enough to help me
>>29995496
sounds like you need a dr's appointment lad, shame it takes like 7 days to see your GP tho
>>29995496
you need your own gimmick lad. nicking other peoples dont count
>>29995590
Not a gimmick I've been doing it since I was a kid. I have to do it after I eat now because for some reason my stomach hurts and doesn't stop until I throw up. I won't post about it all the time don't worry its just the amount of blood scared me.
>>29995546
I'm fine, I don't want to be diagnosed with another illness I don't have.
>>29995496
sounds like the end might be near lad
>>29994921
Jealousy is an ugly thing
>>29995664
Weird that if I died it wouldn't affect the real world or these threads. Sad that.
>>29995684
are you a cute girl?
not oceeeeeee
>>29995496
If you're vomiting blood then you need serious medical attention. Go to A&E and meet a qt nurse and hang out with some sick qts while you recover.
>>29995802
I've done it before and always ended up fine the next day
Just realised tilde and me have way to much in common. I'll never cross dress though.
>>29995802
qt nurses?
He'll get Rajeesh from India
>>29995684
Being in places you don't belong is even worse
Fuck off
>spent so many months in bed that my legs are starting to get fucked up and I can't walk properly
What a great NEET life.
>>29995881
It's about the hope. None of us will ever make it but we have to hope blindly. It's the only way to live a normal life. Blind, hopeless hope.
The qt nurse will give him an actual spongebath, even though they don't really do those.
>>29995881
Thought he had a bunch of nurses from the Philippines too
Upstairs now gonna go to bed, thank you for your concern
>>29996042
>upstairs now
>lives in a bungalow
JUST STOP
Are these cool shoes lads? I fancy wearing something more casual since its summer and people think I'm weird for being 19 and wearing dress shoes every where
>>29996114
>I'm weird for being 19 and wearing dress shoes every where
You are
>>29996154
I can kinda see it now, I've just always dressed smart casual my life and didn't really see the need to change the way I dress depending on the situation. Ever since I finally made friends though, I look very out of place
>>29983171
sorry to hear that
is there any chance of recovery?
>>29995750
hhahahahahahahahahno
>>29995891
Literally an autist I met on britfeel
Had an MRI scan this morning, lads. Mainly because I've been having headaches, tinnitus and vertigo. I was literally in the machine for five seconds before having a panic attack, my heart rate felt like 500bpm. I have to go back to my GP now and get sedatives then try again, but I don't know if I'll make it even then.
>>29996595
shit sorry to hear lad, hope it isn't a tooooomah
>>29996488
>I'm not a normie, honest
lads i went to a party at the pub for the first time and im 21
had 8 pints and some whisky
feel like im going to die but it was ok, not as bad as i thought it would be
Job Centre on Monday
Driving lesson on Tuesday
Laser on Wednesday
Busy few days for Poleaboo
Fucking hell lads is it humid
Who here /sweating one out/?
>>29997323
Did you have a good time anon? What pints did you drink? Larger was it?
Pretty drink lads
>>29997425
Poleaboo is doing fine
>>29983125
iktf
depression and loneliness sucks
>decide to try tinder
>no matches unless I go over 80km away
>>29997821
How does tinder even work?
I tried using it and it's just my picture with circles coming out of it, been doing that for 15 minutes
What do the buttons at the bottom even do? Why am I even trying when I know it's going to be a disappointment anyway?
reee tbqh
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Now this is the only time we will beg your pardon and we truly mean that if we are am genuinely mistaken and you are not (as your profile led us to believe) a miserable WORM in dire need of our tuition.
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>>29997471
it was fun for a while but boring after that.
i was drinking some american stout they had
Probably gonna fantasise about being raped in Prison again
The other dream I have is about being a supervillain and recruiting kids who were sexually abused before fighting the X-men
Ah right, what happened? what made it so boring anon?
Was the stout any good?
>>29997903
That's pretty fucking lame.
You're the one who does the messaging, not them
Huge red flag
>>29998242
well, drinking and talking about football can only keep your attention for so long especially when you dont know much about football.
The stout was pretty good, was nice and smooth.
>>29998259
Yeah, they ignored my messages for a while after we exchanged a few
it was weird that they're now getting back to me
0 feedback
think i'm gonna see if the off licence is still open
>>29998379
You're supposed to phone/text them that's why
They get way too many timewasters to bother with emails
>>29998299
I know the feeling anon, I've ended up in a circle of friends who rabbit on about football like it's nobody's buisiness. Honestly don't know how I ended up with those guys, because I've got absolutely nothing in common, but there you go.
Sounds good anon, what's the brand name?
>>29998575
I only really like 1 of my friends. The others annoy the living fuck out of me
>>29998733
>tfw your best friend went to another country
>tfw your next best friend went to another country
>tfw your current best friend just told you they're leaving the country next year
REEEEEEEEEE MAKING ONE WAS HARD ENOUGH STOP LEAVING ME ALL ALONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO0a9Mt7Lko
>Go on normiebook
>See someone I don't like
>Get mad for no reason.
Feeling bad is bad enough. Feeling bad for trivial shit is worse.
If im honest lads. The suicidal thoughts are becoming a bit too frequent. How do i tell my gp?
>>29999488
>Yo doc, I wanna kill myself. Where the prescriptions at?
>>29999564
I have a job. Do i get bennies on top of that?
>>29999599
Don't think you get DLA for being suicidal.
>>29999644
No fucking point in talking to a doctor then is there
>>29999753
Autism gets you the bux. Don't worry, son, you're safe.
>>29999868
Im not autistic enough for tism bucks. Just badly badly depressed
>>30000512
Pretend to be autistic.
Or go for the Oscar and try to get schizophrenia-bux.
Poleaboo I was talking to my girlfriend about you tonight. I showed her some posts from your blog, told her about what you did with the polish girls, and she had an interesting idea.
She said that people like you should lose their right to be considered people, and legally be regarded as animals. Consequently you could be bought and sold, and put down when you are considered dangerous.
I can't help but agree. You had a chance to be a human being but you fucked it up by behaving like a disgusting animal. Now society should consider you an animal. My girlfriend and I certainly consider you an animal. I'd treat an animal better than how I'd treat you though.
>>30000685
Harsh but perhaps it would be the best thing for him. He certainly hasn't been good at making decisions for himself.
>>30000685
What did Poleaboo do?
>>30000783
Filmed people taking a shit without their consent, then posted it on here.
Urinated in people's food and drink for no reason.
>>30000579
Im not a good liar. Wish i could talk to gfs.
Hope I don't sleep in too much tomorrow, wasted my weekend last week
