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>One chance at life
>born a fucking manlet
Its just a meme, r...right?
>>29973286
Nah its literally true that human females feel a strong biological attraction to men that are bigger than them. You just have to date a woman who is shorter than you.
>>29973286
156cm (5 foot 11) black skinny dude here. how fucked am I?
>>29973367
Im also a skinny black guy that's 5'11. Wanna hang out?
>turkey on the verge of civil war
>possible WWlll scenario
Is it our time robots? Is the beta uprising soon at hand?
Wait, wha? Tell me more...
>>29973282
Getting fucked by ISIS is not a beta uprising. Nor is it World War anything. You guys are just fucked and none of the rest of the world cares.
>>29973324
>not realizing the possible repercussions of a major NATO country going into civil war
>mfw almost everyone in my family thinks I'm a misogynist
This all happened because I made the mistake of calling out my cousin on her bullshit. You see, my cousin is now 34 years old and has the baby rabies. She used to be a Stacey, but her lifestyle choices and time have definitely affected her looks. It didn't take long for her to complain about being unable to find a guy to settle down with because one of her friends is getting married. Pretty much every one of my aunts and uncles, as well as my parents were sympathetic toward her, saying stupid shit like "You'll find a man soon" or encouraging her not to give up. I guess I should have taken a cue from her older brother (a unmarried Chad), who kept his mouth shut. I rolled my eyes at her stupid spiel and my mom called me out on it.
>"Did you have something to say, anon?"
>"No, not really."
>"It looked like you wanted to say something, go ahead."
I should have just kept my mouth shut, but I couldn't help but laugh at her plight.
>"I just think it's funny that you're complaining about being unable to find a guy now despite plenty of guys lining up to date you in the past. You rejected half of those guys for a bunch of stupid reasons, and now you think you're entitled to their commitment? Why should they date you now?"
>"Well, ANON, I'm more mature, I'm independent and confident, blah blah blah blah, and you don't even have a girlfriend."
>"And how are those qualities working out for you? You had 10 years to pick a guy, but you spent it partying in Vegas. God knows what happened there."
It was at that point where my mom stepped in and asked me to stop. She got up and went to the bathroom to cry, but it didn't take long for the rest of the family to dogpile me.
>"That was very inappropriate, anon."
>"You shouldn't say those things."
>"Do you hate women?"
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>29973242
>Thanks for reading my blog.
It might of been a little more interesting if you tried to seduce her. It's not like she's your grand mother or something.
>>29973242
wow you sperged out like a bitter misogynist virgin. no wonder nobody takes you people seriously.
>>29973242
Well fuck her. She pressed the issue and she got exactly what she deserved. They should shit on her for dissing you for not having a gf.
She can fuck right off.
Who /dick squeezed by thicc/ here
>tfw no money for another round
>tfw could go for some more /thicc/
Thicc? What is that?
>>29974136
Thick butt cheeks
>>29974136
Ghetto nigger speak. People think this is Facebook now.
who /horny all the time/ here?
There's shit that I need to get done, but I can't stop fapping I have a boner all the fucking time.
I've been fapping 4 times a day for the past 3-4 years.
Trying to quit porn and fapping but I think the main problem is porn.
Going to try and make it 90 days without porn and fapping and then eventually get to fapping a few times a week without porn.
That is the reason I fap compulsively, but I heard it is a good thing. I don't really understand that tbqh since roachies always have enough cocks available.
>get hard from faggot anime posters here when all I wanted was a grill
>resist the urge
fuck you gay boys
New thread, other one got archived.
will post the template next.
also r8 me fellow robots
template for all your template needs.
Why do people always put gay niggers and shit like that in their "person they never want to be" field?
Nobody accidentally becomes a gay nigger.
I'm much more frightened of becoming a super shitty version of me with exaggerated amounts of my current flaws instead of waking up as a morph of the things I stand against.
only did minor updates and not in the sections that actually needed it but oh well
>you will never have a girlfriend whos tits become bigger and bigger until shes a hucow
Post moar Hucow pls
>want to be a hucow
>born with shitty small saggy tits
>>29973230
I like saggy but they must be huge
no rose thread? lets change that.
friday night edition
gross
have a cute girl
why was she so perfect lads? what happened?
would you be my friend ? if i were young man in english years ago?
Does your mom know you're gay?
>ive seen your Internet history
>>29973104
If the only thing someone concludes from my
internet history is that I'm gay, I'm extremely lucky all things considered
>>29973104
My parents think I'm a pedophile but I only smuggled that stuff into Canada to make cash dollars, ya feel.
I don't get what's going on in that image.
What shoes do /r9k/ own?
>>29973089
JUST one pair of $50, gray nikes because I'm a poorfag with generic taste.
Just ordered some fake Yeezys senpai
Friendly reminder that you cannot be a robot unless you wear Skechers
>moot, WT snacks, and everyone else who made this site what it once was is long gone
>you're still here
Why do you still come to 4chan regularly after all these years? Do you still love this place after all the cultural changes or have you come to hate it? Are you addicted/coming here against your better judgement?
post-2011 newfriends need not reply
I like image posting.
>>29973057
I wasn't aware moot or WT made cool memes and posted thousands of posts all by themselves a day.
The people who made this site are the posters, Moot just hosted the damn thing.
>b-but he owned the website its his!
fuck him, he didn't contribute shit.
>>29973265
>b-but he owned the website its his!
>fuck him, he didn't contribute shit.
Snacks is that you?
>younger brother chad brings friends home for a videogaymes party
>i help with house chores despite being a lifeless robot
>still have the dishes and cleaning the turtles tank left
>i say fuck it and do it anyway 'cause in my head that's the non-coward thing to do, gotta show those punks i do what i want whenever i want
>need water for the turtles tank
>go to the bathroom and bluntly open the door
>there's a freaking girl with her pants down
>her face a mix of embarrassment, shock and horror
>i say "huh, sorry", in the most beta way possible
>she quickly closes the door
>bitch was probably about to poop 'cause she took her good time in there
>do the dishes while she stares at me with a disgusted face
>she ends leaving early with a couple of lil' chad's friends
>>29973043
>not asking her to shit in your mouth
Come on breh, you have to at least try
What sort of cunt doesn't lock the door, she wanted someone to walk in on her
>>29973043
Post turtle pls
>Take nap.
>Wake up.
>Military coup is happening in Turkey.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! HOW LONG WAS I OUT? Holy shit.
Hopefully they'll finish the job that was started 100 years ago and finish murdering all the useless Armenians.
It's funny because it's true. Good luck anon.
>>29973035
These gazan sheiks know what they're talking about
Straight up, don't give me any bullshit:
Why aren't white women as fertile as non-white women?
>>29973029
Because god wants the white race to be the cuckers not the cuckees and we're fucking it up.
If you're a white dude, it's your goal to purify as many minorites with your superior white cock and genes.
Weaker genetics, that's why whites get bred out
>>29973105
>purify minorities with white cock and genes
>white is a recessive trait all other races flush it out even if they are female
How do you expect to win if you've already lost fampai?
>He wants a gf but he doesn't go out
>>29973015
SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FUCKING SHOOT UP A SCHOOL.
>>29973015
You're projecting op
>>29973047
Women love killers so it's an effective strategy.
