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>tfw can't get an erection on adderall
simply discontinue taking adderall
check em too
>>29974118
You're not trying hard enough. With enough lube and persistence and filthy enough porn you will cum and it will be glorious
>>29975229
I need it for ADHD
You're at a dinner party with a group of people you don't like very much, you need to say something ridiculous and out of place so none of them will want to speak to you for the rest of the night.
What is the most autistic piece of trivia you can pull out to let them all know they are dealing with a massive anorak?
>anorak
found the bong
anyway, i would go deeply into warcraft lore and put them all to sleep because that shit takes hours to explain
I'll begin my cthulhu cult chant
>>29974102
Literally just be urself
You dont even have to say a word and theyll be digusted by how quite you are
>hear mom say "i'm sick of raising kids, i have raised kids my entire life! it's ME TIME now!" when i was 15
>she dumps me on my dad at 16
>go live with grandmother
>she promises to love me and take care of me, and she does
>after a year she suddenly says i'm not her responsibility, she wants to do her own thing and dumps me back on my dad at 17
>stepmother
>she didn't want to raise anymore children and regularly argued with my dad, trying to get him to send me back to my mother
i'm 18 now and i've come to realize i've never had a loving mother in my life and it feels like shit
what's your relationship like with your mother, robots?
>>29974078
she was supportive but kinda distant growing up.
the sex lately have been pretty good though.
>>29974078
don't worry anon, she will want you back and will nice when she needs something
Cold and distant my friend.
Now that I think about it, being adopted would have been better for me.
I tried making friends as an adult. I failed. It is too late cause I am too weird. You cannot jump on the moving train. ;___;
>>29974044
>You cannot jump on the moving train. ;___;
But you can jump in front of it
It's pretty much impossible to make friends as an adult. College is the last stop to make some before you hit "I'm fucked" territory.At least you have us.
How the fuck do you make actual friends as an adult? Like friends to whom you can pour your heart out and just do whatever.
Who American, white and uncircumcised ?
Truly a blessing to not only be uncut but also hung.
who cares if your a virgin.
>>29973957
That's just average though. It's the MySpace angle of dick pics.
Source? It's not close to your belly button.
Reportinq in
I wanna do heroin and be a fag just like Lou Reed.
heroin is fucking bad for you fucking faggot
>>29973978
ah tha classic asian lou
>>29973978
Look at this guy living A Sheltered Life
Looking for a long term online girlfriend.
I'm interested in a fembot that likes films and reading books.
We'll get to know each other before we commit of course.
My Skype is:
Domineer88
Feel free to ask me questions before adding me.
>>29973860
what will we do?
>>29973976
Watch films together, play vidya together and even read the same books.
Mostly looking for a person I can spend time with.
>>29973860
a-are you looking for lewd things too?
If girls don't want to date me because I'm black, then why do people make fun of me for being a virgin?
>>29973848
this is knew most girls don't care if your black or white , maybe your not handsome .
>>29973863
That wouldn't make his friends' argument any less retarded
>>29973863
>most girls don't care if your black or white
This is actually literally untrue almost everywhere in the world sadly. I'm a white guy btw
>havent taken a shower since monday
>gf moves in tomorrow
welp.
was fun while it lasted
How about you take a fucking shower instead of posting on /r9k/.
>>29973777
what?
if she is a decent, understanding gf, she wouldn't really care if you didn't shower since monday
>tfw haven't showered in 2 weeks while doing physical activity and am perfectly fine with it
>>29973998
Are you stupid? Would you date a girl who hasn't showered for 2 weeks? Can you even imagine the smells and sweat buildup she would have, living with a woman you're gonna have to shower everyday.
Who has a speech impediment here?
>Tfw normies can't even understand me.
Kids would make fun of me for going to a speech therapist when I was younger, because of therapy I started speaking slower and stresses the pronunciation of some words so I would say them properly and the other kids made fun of me for that
I'm 27 now and I speak as little as possible and still mumble and lisp my S'
>why are you so quiet anon
I've heard that to many times in my life
>>29973851
Good at least you got your speech fixed. I still sound like I have Downs Syndrome.
>got bullied out of my speech impediment when I was 10
>get mad as fuck when I hear anyone talking with a speech impediment now
I'm going to ask my female coworker for her number tomorrow, wish me luck.
>>29973749
Good luck, anon. You can do it!
oregano origani
I wish you all the bad luck
Do it
If she says no reply
Oh ok, cool
Walk away
Cry in bathroom
Return to work
>tfw basically fucked my whole life up
>tfw most likely will never recover and lose touch with all of my friends, family and relatives and become a shut-in NEET who lives on neetbux
>tfw can feel the rope gettting tighter
Well I guess this is it, lads. I've almost hit rock bottom and I feel like fucking shit
Will you marry me so I can take out $500,000 life insurance policy on you
What your life like?
take the easy way out
>turned on by cocks
>not attracted to boys
what is this feeling
im not gay right
>>29973645
Your brain is fucked up because of porn abuse.
>>29973727
Do you think so? I'm a virgin, haven't kissed a girl in about a year.
if you wanna suck cocks and get fucked in the ass then you're definitely gay, but if you're like me and just think they're aesthetically pleasing then no.
Round #2
Seeing so many people on here that say they have absolutely nothing to do and are so miserable, myself included, I thought I'd offer up a proposition.
I don't care if you're a malebot, the much hated notorious fembot, gay, bi, erp fanatic.. I don't care who you are or what your story is. If you wanna try some Dead By Daylight private matches, post your steam. Having a mic would be a huge + too. I have a mumble channel for us to use.. Yes, I realize how archaic that is but it's there to use.
There's literally no need to be shy. Not a hookup thread, not trying to match robots... Just looking to game with some fellow r9kers. So if you're interested, as stated earlier, just post your steam url and I'll send you an add. Hope we can at least get a few people. Looking forward to meeting and playing with you!
>>29973621
Nah, this is normie shit.
>>29973657
I don't understand what you mean, anon.
Originality Posting.
No one is interested at all?
thisisoriginal
>no matter how bad things are, at least you will never live in Montana
Feels pretty good man tbfhwyf
>92% white
>Negro free
>45% of population college educated
>College QTs
>3.4% unemployment rate
>considered cultural center of Montana
>normie big cityfag detected
>>29973682
this
the big city fucking sucks
but so do scary outback inbred people towns
