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Anyone archived that video he posted then deleted yesterday morning when he broke down and cried?
Did that really happen? Please don't play with my emotions like that...
>>29965328
someone's trying to force a meme that reviewbro is descending into madness
>>29965337
>thinking he's not
Fucker hasn't uploaded a review in 4 days, and VORW is 2 weeks late - something is obviously going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOCGhGBc4QQ
I'm so fucking pissed off right now. I've long ago accepted that I'll die alone, I mean I'm weird and not really cute and my life is fundamentally a disaster, and I've been alone forever and it only makes sense. But now I won't be able to do my dream job. I have no passions, no friends, and I don't even want any. I'm not fun, i suck at talking to people. I'm so sick of it all. I'm sick of trying and getting nowhere. I'm sick of not knowing what's its like for a woman to look upon me with love. I'm sick of stupid herd animal sheep normalfags playing their trendy Pokemon go. I'm sick of entitled pampered women thinking their lives are in any way difficult, hey stupid bitches, if you pay more for cars and shampoo, maybe you could research car prices before you buy a car, and maybe you could stop buying designer shampoos with fancy botanicals and endangered tiger placenta. Im sick of idiots frothing at the mouths about politics, looking up with sparkles in their eyes at their chosen candidates, like they're your savior or something, they don't care about you. Im sick of thinking I've made a real friend, only to realize i care 10x as much about them as they do about me. Im sick of the fact that it's just too late for me, I'm 23 and I'm just too weird, there's no going back for me, I've really missed the boat. I didn't have normal relationships growing up so casual sex and big groups of friends is so weird and disgusting and terrifying. So what's the point? Why am I still around? If it's just going to be 60 more years of this pathetic nothing life, why bother? Fuck it, I'm done. I'll wait for the confirmation I'm waiting for and Just end it. What's the best way to kill yourself?
>>29965206
The ol' noose works fine, if you got meds you can maybe OD on them (make sure to look up what the overdose amount is and be sure to take more than that). If you're an amerifag, just grab your gun.
Yea man I'm thinking about it as well, but if you got nothing to live for what's really stoping you from going out and doing crazy shit? If you have no friends and or responsibilities why not just go so crazy ass shit till you just die, just a thought I guess, maybe it's that light at the end of the tunnel people talk about, won't be too long until it vanishes into the darkness like everything and everyone else though. God speed anon.
Pretty much the exact same as you.. Just at 17. I'm feel so fucking alone.
Been having pretty much constant suicidal thoughts for the past week so I will be seeing a psychologist. Maybe you should try and do the same.
would you fuck a girl who is this black?
>>29965178
BRRumpbbRAAAAAAAAPPPP
Yeah but the whole bald thing is weird man.
>>29965178
Fuck yes. Look at that body.
>wahh why don't girls notice me
>wahh why don't have a gf yet
>wahh why am I a virgin still
Ok, anon. Do you wear cologne?
>n-no cologne is for f-fags
There is your answer
So, what are you robots wearing. For me pic related. In love with this house so far, very unique scents and you get noticed. Girls also love it, which is kinda rare for a niche brand.
also shower every day and remember to be yourself
>he spends billions of neetbux on peepee water that nobody will smell because he never goes out
>meanwhile his oneitis is licking my entire body because i used pic related
/fa/ what are you even doing here, nobody cares
>>29965158
I FUCKING LOVE PERFUME
Memories of a trespasser and Cape Heartache are my faves from imaginary authors, but my own signature scent is Blackbird by House of Matriarch.
This is anon who took a number of milf from dating site after she agreed to go to a sushi bar.
So I will report my progress. Please support me
So now I have to call her and ask about if she is willing to go on today's evening.
Also share advices on how to behave on the date.
Please keep me updated on this, I've got a few milfs going that I'd like to meet
>>29964963
You literally HAVE to suck her tiddies
>>29965023
LOL this!
I've done a few milfs and I don't get their obsession with titty sucking
i'm a straight male and i don't see the appeal. it seems like shoving your dick in a pussy is always the more appealing option. shoving it in someone's ass just seems gross. what's the point? and women wouldn't seriously enjoy it more than normal sex would they?
>>29964838
Its tighter, the sphincter grips the dick and effectively jerks the dick into the ass. Also added benefit is warmth, and extra moans of pleasured pain the girl feels.
Pussy is tight around, there are no points of extra tightness like in anal sex.
I don't get it either. I understand for a faggot they have a prostate and it is the only option anyway, but if it's a girl there are literally no advantages over the vagina.
>>29964838
tight wet hole attached to a girl, easily accessible for a penis
that was hard to imagine
>whooaaa she's hot
>she's only 17.9 though, better back off
>>29964758
>I can't wait 2 weeks
There is no such thing as pedophilia when it comes to developed kids. Age of consent must be linked to maturity level.
>>29964758
>mfw we can fug here after 14
post your voice here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ybROPee4E6
post
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dzkaRz9SXG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lj0qFLB3Wg
Let's see how right tighty or lefty loosey you dweebs are, shall we?
http://www.politicallyincorrect.work/extras/polspectrum/
this seems decently accurate for me
unoriginal commment
>>29964589
Don't forget to vote Trump this November, kiddos
Good morning, wagecuck.
Just one more day until your two days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
I enjoy my job. The money I make is nice too. Fuck off and die mongoloid
Jokes on you, I work Saturday!
>>29964540
Are you actually the same person who makes these threads every time?
Becauze I think the mental torture of making these threads is more unhealthy then working with coworkers daily
Hi normies.
I was just wondering, what do you think about during sex? Do you daydream or just kind of turn your mind off?
>>29964493
It depends. Sometimes it's lewd thougts, sometimes I'm coming up with ideas for which position I want to do next, sometimes it's a an internal struggle to keep myself from coming too quickly. Or the other way around: it's the girl who started but you're not really in the mood yet, so more lewd thoughts + ideas for what you could do to her next etc.
>>29964493
failed normie here. i have to fantasize about my unrealistic fetish, sensation alone usually doesn't cut it other than on rare occasions.
>>29964630
when i did it i spaced off and she was wondering if i was ok
Why aren't you become a nice women?
You are already a pathetic loser and even gay guys won't suck your little cock, just take HRT and transit already.
It is not homo if you are the girl. And why do you care if it's gay or not? It's just a cock in your mouth.
>mentally ill people honestly believe this
trannies are mentally ill
>>29964293
It is not mentally it, your believes and morals are outdated.
>Falling for the tranny meme because current year
Fuck off /lgbtqishsjsjxbwjjcundicnwxjmuslimsdindunuffin/
Best meme of 2016?
1. NEET vs Wagies
2. This......Poster
3. Hijak/Roaches
4. Lethal dose of morphine (Shipman)
5. FrailSnail
6. /Deenz/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10751384
>>29964246
1: 2015 and forced meme
2-6: forced memes
easy..
oregano pastramo
Hijak is from 2015 you filthy roach.
http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
P.S if you're chaotic evil you're an edgy teen faggot fuck off
>chaotic neutral
sheet son
>>29963780
>P.S if you're chaotic evil you're an edgy teen faggot fuck off
I'll make you regret those words, kid...
>>29963780
>True Neutral
Feels good.
Why are we supposed to be attracted to white girls, when brown girls are far more sexy and fertile?
go away and stop posting these shitty racebait threads please.
>>29963681
oh shit she has a white dildo
>>29963681
Because brown girls won't give you white children
Saged
