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I need to know something, but first here's some context.
>Started around 5 years ago back in Freshman year of HS
>a really really paranoid selfconscious feeling
>started to get really nervous around people
>tried to ignore it because thought it would go away with time
>fast forward
>can't go outside where there people
>can't go get groceries
>Can't talk to people unless it's online
Is there something wrong with me? If so how do I fix it?
Pic unrelated
>>29962912
hello. i have similar experiences, i think, but first it would help to know what you mean when you refer to paranoia. is this social paranoia (you're afraid they're going to be mean, judge, criticize, reject, make fun of you) or is this a different kind of paranoia? i think you mean the first one but i want to be sure before i say anything.
>>29962979
The first one. Keeping conversation is hard for me too.
>>29962979
Also OP, I'll be back in a bit so I may or may nor respond.
Little did you all know you've all signed your robot status away HAH get the fuck off my board normies
not like this has already been posted a million times
is this 9gag?
>>29962873
>newfag showing his newfaggotry
It is never too late. This old 72 year old is having a baby with a 29 year old woman. Just improve yourselves no matter your age.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1446255/rock-legend-mick-jagger-72-having-baby-number-eight-with-american-ballerina-29/
Jesus, is there an increased risk of children having genetic disorders if they're born of old man sperm? If so, future robot there.
its a famous and rich old bag of skins
women are golddigging whores anyway
>>29962939
Don't think so, sperms are made regularly, they are pretty fresh at any age I'd imagine.
I hate myself and want to get destroyed by black cocks. This weekend I will leave the house for the first time since 10 years ago and get ganbanged by some guys from grindr.
Tell about your self destructive plans.
>>29962814
>I hate myself and want to get destroyed by black cocks.
Jesus Christ.
>>29962814
>be me
>buy gun illegally
>killing self soon
>going to drive as far as possible
>drive....
>drive until I'm out in the middle of fuck all
>get shovel out of car
>get gun
>walk a couple miles perpendicular to the road
>dig my grave
>get in
>bury self, leave enough room so I can still pull the trigger
>hopefully no one ever finds me
much better than having a nigger anywhere near me.
>>29962862
I'm also going to kill myself, hanging though.
Hypothetically, if I were to send someone this image of my dick, how detectable would you say is the manipulation in said pic? Obviously there's the area that has been deleted, but I didn't do any actual distortion (bulging, etc). I just created an area of focus. Would the mere presence of said blur / focus instill suspicion that other, more flagrant manipulations have been performed?
How detectable is the shitty brown box?
Very.
Shave your pubes you disgusting ape
what the fuck is this here for OP? what are you trying to hide?
is it this hard for everyone else
I feel like I'm treading through waist deep snow while everyone around me has snowshoes
>>29962756
Keep going through the snow man. You'll find a nice warm cottage with people waiting for you. It'll be your home mate, but stopping and giving up won't get you there. So keep going through the snow. :)
>>29962756
Life is hard, anon.
But that's no reason to stop. What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
>>29963022
Nah, it's like the giver. You're gonna die of hypothermia while dreaming of that cottage.
4chan nostalgia image thread
Iol l trol u
inb4 this thread is archived
I still don't know context
What website do you like the most!
Which one do you hate the most?
>>29962690
>4chan
>4chan
Oregano.
like:
>4chan
>part of leddit that aren't related to cancer or sjw shit, such as raspberry pi and open directories subreddit
hate:
>4chan
>other part of reddit
who's the girl on the right? orignial blocks
>play game
>get really good at game
>use how good i am at game as a way to represent my self worth
>all of a sudden bad at game
>get extremely depressed
I feel like crying, holy shit the pain is indescribable.
Same feeling, but with fighting games, phamo.
I know that feel. I just accepted that I'm good but I'll never be as good as some. Don't have the drive or time to get to their level, or just don't have their natural talents (better reaction times, being more calm under pressure, etc)
>>29962689
what game
also you are broken
he wont fuck me snymore
I won't fuck you too tbqh
WelI, go fuck yourself.
>>29962684
>image.jpg
Ill let somebody else say it
>Hillary is a corporate puppet and a liar
>Trump is a fucking retard and a liar
You don't have to settle my brothers.
>>29962679
Without instant runoff voting, people are rightfully cynical about the possibility of electing a third party candidate.
jill wants to open borders you loon
((( STEIN )))
Cyborg thread, post cyborg feels and cyborg thoughts
Failed normies and soon to be robots welcomed.
>tfw going to college
>just want to know some chill and quiet people
>everyone is a fucking hyper extrovert
>going to spend my time alone
>tfw not sperg enough for autists but, not normie enough for normies.
I'm either too much of one or not enough of the other.
>tfw hyper extrovert when not depressed
>have been depressed for 5 years
waheeeyyy
>tfw introverted extrovert
just kill me
Define
"Normie"
In less than 6 words.
NORMIE
O
R
M
I
E
Living how I wish I could
>>29962662
people who are not failures at life
>>29962662
Chads who fucks your waifu
I fuking hate life , fucking hate being alive , today I am done with my life , I will embrace deatth , my one and only friend and comfort , death was with me , in the back of my head for a few years now.
I am fuckign done with being made fun off , not being taken serious , being ripped off ,getting my shit stolen everytime because i'm a decent person , I'm fucking done with being called evil and retarded by my shitty girlfriend for trying to defend myself from people doing shit to me , i'm fucking done
I will paint my last picture , a picture of death and horror , the only comfort I have in life , then I will go die like a dog in a forgoten place.
Fuck people , fuck life , this shit ain't worth it
How would you feel if someone said this about you?
your problem is that you're spineless. I suffer all the shit you do apart from "being made fun off not being taken serious". grow a fucking spine and you might find your life worth living
Girlfriend, eh? Sounds like a serious problem you've got...NORMIE
Why aren't you a Buddhist, anon?
Many of you wallow in self hate and doubt, wishing that life were better, wishing you had a girlfriend (or friend in general), wishing for this or that.
I think it's worth looking into. It can't hurt.
But how do I start, op
Buddhism is idiotic. It stands on the premise that if you have no aspirations and are content with what you have, you will be happy. However, the byproduct is that this produces useless, self-content idiots; happy but also trash; people that lecture others while bringing nothing for the greater good.
Fuck buddhism.
>>29962793
Abandon fear of death
Abandon desire of material good in life
Death is the end, but its a natural end. Its the way it will be no matter what. Accept and meet it.
Life is not a comparison of wealth or status among your peers. Life is preparation for death. Life is entering non becoming and achieving calm and peace.
Im not even a bhiddist. All that thou shalt not kill stuff
