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>>29962186
Sometimes, I end them. I did start a thread on /pol/ once that got 100+ replies. It was bait though.
unintentional thread ender here, i don't mean to end threads but its pretty common for me to be the last post in a thread. it feels bad desu
>>29962186
I always end threads
but thats okay
i am but a humble farmer, here to share my skeletons with the world
i dont actually hate women, but the only time my skeletons get used is in women hate threads. but thats okay. im just a person of slightly below average intelligence (97 IQ wooo) trying to express male loneliness and frustration, a growing issue in society that has so far been neglected
*teleports into your path*
heh... tough luck kiddo
Your fucked now faggot
*goes nuclear super saiyan*
for you
>>29962193
Should've just given me the pump-a-rum
>tfw no pig pillow.
Why even live.
>tfw no country farmer hunky bf
>>29962285
P-Pig?
>tfw no loli pillow with twin body pillow
>qt Vietnamese grill likes me.
>has made her intentions clear
>all I ever wanted
>still not happy.
"
What the fuck is this shit do I just enjoy being miserable and making myself suffer?
>not sure if girl kinda likes me or is just using me as validation
Kill me.
>>29962146
Thats gotta be one of the biggest blows to the self esteem bro damn
>>29962129
Happiness is not in another person. Although, another person can make you feel happy if they have genuine care, listen and understand you.
Maybe you just enjoy being sad, I know I do. scooby doo
Got my first kiss today. I'm 20 years old. Ask me anything.
>>29962111
Grats bud. I got mine last weekend as a 22 year old.
>>29962111
grats man i got my first kiss at 20 and also had just about every other sexual milestone that year. I can only hope youre in for the same! gl!
>>29962111
Nice trips man, you earned them.
>at Target
>walking towards a target employee
>as I approached her I noticed that she had some pretty nice looking hip to waist ratio
>of course, as I always do, I look back after I've passed her to check out the goods
>think I let out an audible "fuck" when I notice her ass
>one of the most amazing asses I've seen in person, with hips that you can only get through photoshop
>I circle around the store to get another look
>spend a good hour walking around aimlessly at target to check her out
>was very tempted to pull out my phone and record
I felt like complete shit after, had to force myself to walk out or I think I would have been there till closing. Never even said a word to her so there's no way she didn't notice me or thought I was a huge creep.
This isn't even the creepiest I've been, not by a long shot, but I think this one felt like such a new low because of how I handled the situation.
What about you guys? How creepy is /r9k/, really?
>>29962106
I once went through my ex's mom's phone to find nudes when I was 19 and ended up just finding some convo she had with a friend where they texted each other hentai gifs that they'd laugh at they were cops to boot.
>visiting a female friend's house
>she's dating my best friend at the time
>I call her and tell her I'm on my way
>she says she's still not home yet but I can go through the back and the door should be open
>penis is preemptively erect
>I hasten my trip
>jump over her fence like I'm being chased by police
>enter her house, look around for a bit to make sure no one is home
>walk down to her room in the basement
>bee line straight to underwear drawer
>open it up
>a single tear roles down my cheek
>sniff the first pair with great urgency
>dick hard, palm's sweaty
>go through and find all the good stuff
>put some down my pants for some nice penis to thong contact
>jerk it for a few seconds, but stop
>don't know when she'll be coming back and can't risk getting caught
>fold underwear back and put them in drawer
>too scared to steal any
>walk back up and play with her dogs as I wait for her
>never had the same opportunity again
My only regret in life.
I was at Walmart and I could see this girl's panties clear as day through her dressI took a picture
>32 y.o.
>job only pays $17.00
>>29962056
> 38 y.o.
> "job" only pays $0.00
>>29962056
>wtf?
You know you deserve it. Why all this drama?
>>29962056
get into forex or stocks or something then, retard.
Does anyone else not insert themselves into their own sexual fantasies? Not like cuck stuff, as in I just imagine two people, neither of which is me.
Also general sexual strangeness thread
>>29962008
Yeah. Dunno about general strangeness.
But yeah, I never imagine myself when I'm fapping. Many BBCs involved.
>>29962008
>cucked by self in own mind
>>29962008
wow you have been watching way, way too much porn.
Please do not interpret this as humblebragging
>be me
>be 22 year old college student
>have rich dad, money no issue
>be objectively good looking we'll say 7.5-8/10 on my own estimation
>work out 5-6 days a week. Don't have the body of a Greek god, but I look good
>be diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder
>act like a complete autist when good looking girls are around
>have perception that women are simply not interested/feel invisible
What the fuck is wrong with me? On paper I should be getting laid every wekend. Does anybody have any tips to go from smug looking douche who expects women to approach him to outgoing Motherfucker who don't give a fuck?
>>29961969
I'm in the same boat as you man, I go to a nice University in Atlanta, upper middle class. Dress nicely, work out ect. Yet the last girl that was attracted to me was when I was in 10th grade.
>>29961969
How do people who are good looking and have good lives get anxiety, I just don't understand. I assume anxiety stems from being inferior, if you are better than most people among your peers I would have a superiority complex and honestly not give a fuck
>>29962088
I wish I knew m8
Who here /autismshoes/?
Pic related use to wear first year of highschool
>>29961964
But did you ever wear them again ironically
Those are awesome
Do they make a sound like a hundred suction cups every step?
>>29961987
Maybe, but I only ever leave the house to go to work
Who here is on the wonder drug we call Prozac? I've been on it for about 4 months now. At first, it was great. Obviously not a miracle pill, but I definitely felt my negative thoughts were held back a lot and my mood wasn't constantly suicidal. However, recently, I've felt myself slipping into my 'depression days' before the pills. I don't know, it just doesn't have the same effect on me. I'm going to see my psychiatrist tomorrow. You think I should tell him about this and possibly start a new med? What do I do robots??
>>29961948
Dosage?origninalcomeennemt
>>29961948
That's inevitable. Antidepressants really only buy you time to sort things out with therapy.
>>29961988
Just 20mg. Not sure if he plans on increasing it though.
>Be
>About to lose virginity
>She reaches into my pants
>penisnoterect.biz
>Girl giggles and says she has to go
I underestimated steel's. I chugged a steel 40 then drank a tall can steel and I was fucking plastered.
Severe case of the grower-not-shower. I can't ever allow this to happen.
>>29962148
it can and it will
Why don't you hear about Heaven's Gate anymore? I started watching old Applewhite videos in YouTube. This guy makes a lot of sense.
What if the "cult" really did find a way out of this misery and normies don't want us to know? They laugh off the comet shit but you never hear about the deeper ideas.
>>29961937
Only r9k is so emotionally vulnerable that people can still accidentally get recruited to Heaven's Gate here
>>29961937
>the end times are coming and were just trying to save as many people as we can none of this will exist soon
>oh yeah and to get in you have to give us lots of money >:^)
yeah totally real
>>29961937
they still answer e-mails and their site is still up.
but it's your problem if you believe those delusional weirdos, lol.
>tried to kill self in 2010
>failed
>decided to give life another go
>life has shown me horrors I couldn't have possibly expected
>>29961926
I mean you could always try not looking into mirrors anymore.
>>29961926
OK thanks for sharing faggot
Horrors like what?
You can't just start a thread like that.
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Location:
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Location: California
Age: 24
Virginity Status: khv
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Drugs: Yes, when accessible
Number of friends:0
Career status: Student/ working in academia
Rate current life out of 10: 2/10
Additional info: im slowly coming to terms that despite being able to make a living on my own, i will never be happy again. im no longer genuinely interested in anything (no hobbies etc), i just want to get high/drunk and listen to music. remembering what my childhood was like compared to how shitty life is now bring me to tears. my loneliness can be attributed to the fact that i no longer enjoy other peoples company simply because i know that they dont either. part of me hopes that im the only one who feels this way (and is as lonely as i am), but i know im not.
Location: Washington, DC
Age: 26
Virginity Status: Not a virgin (lost virginity at 21, if you're curious)
Smoke: No
Drink: No
Drugs: No
Number of friends: 0
Rate current life out of 10: 3/10
Additional info: I'm trying very hard to keep it together and continue looking for a job whilst believing that I can dig my way out my parents' basement.
Location: Canada.
Age: 24.
Virginity Status: KHV.
Smoke: No.
Drink: No.
Drugs: No.
Number of friends: 1.
Rate current life out of 10: 3.
Location: Florida
Age: 27
Virginity Status: V, with some fooling around and lots of idiocy on my part being oblivious to girls liking me in the past
Smoke: Sometimes
Drink: yes
Drugs: sometimes
Number of friends: 1
Rate current life out of 10: 3/10
Additional info: Student with no job for past 4 years. Have to start looking for a job soon and dead scared. I really just live for lifting / fitness and healthy lifestyle now.
