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>tfw can't decide on a good trap name
I think I look like a Gwen or Gidget
>>29961166
how about enormus faggot
>>29961166
Gidget is a fucking dog's name
>>29961166
fuuuuck you gat
>breath gets short when I drink
>can't even kill myself with booze
This is vaguely uncomfortable
>>29961146
Yea me too, any idea what causes that?
>>29961174
Well, I'm a fatty in my mid twenties.
I want to drink so bad, but I don't want a hangover reeeeeeeee
>start talking to guy online
>hes nice and funny and we become good friends
>months pass
>"hey have u ever sent anybody nudes? jw :)"
Well you're not good for anything else
>>29961118
Shes got a boddy like Dr Eggman
>>29961118
Don't make assumptions you roastie. The few girls I've added on soc tease me because I'm the one guy who doesn't ask for or want nudes, apparently. Even it's annoying it still must be validating to be desired.
>27 years old
I want to get off this ride
>>29961102
I'm almost there myself, next month. What ails you friend-alone-anon?
>>29961102
27 too at this point might as well ride it shits gonna be a while still
Don't worry. You are probably 1/3 through your life.
>Make embarrassing post or misspell something your post.
>"You can't delete your post so quickly!"
>Have to wait a minute knowing everyone in the thread is reading it.
Why do you have to wait to delete posts?
Take it up with Hiroshima "the dumb fucking gook" Nagasaki
>>29960987
It teaches you to live with mistakes
So you may actually retain a sense of shame. It keeps you human.
Imagine the satisfaction of throwing acid in some woman's face.
I think a nice experiment would be to kidnap a woman who's popular and attractive and give her a different perspective on life. You'd take her to somewhere very quiet and tie her down, gagging her so she can't make noise. You'd have a mirror in front of her so she can see everything being done.
Firstly, you'd shave off all her hair and eyebrows and let her see herself. After this, you would get lye and rub it into her scalp and eyebrows, burning this skin so badly that hair will never grow properly out of it again. The ears are now uncovered and require treatment so you use a very sharp knife to cut the earlobe and outer edge of the ear completely off. Turning to her face, you would simply cut her nose off and use a piece of heated metal to burn the skin and stop bleeding. Next, a small amount of lye on the labia to disfigure everything visible and take a knife to her left or right labia, only one side though to make things unequal. Here's the fun part. You take a hammer to her jaw and disfigure it as much as possible. Ensure her chin turns to mush and aim to loosen or knock out any teeth you deem fit. Constantly clear any debris and blood from her mouth so she can't choke.
![article-2513449-19A31C2B00000578-948_634x407[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yr7krOe.jpg "article-2513449-19A31C2B00000578-948 634x407[1]")
Congratulations, you've completed the first section! Now release her back into the wild and take great pleasure knowing that this woman will know what it's like to live life as an ugly person. I wonder if she'll be a happy and cheery person. I wonder if she'll feel upset when people tell her that she just needs to improve her negative personality to be more attractive. I wonder if how she would react if people just told her she was unlucky and needs to make the most of life. I wonder if she'll think about things she never though about before, going out into public and only being able to fixate on how much of a freak she is, wanting to constantly kill herself, knowing that no matter what she did nobody could ever be attracted to a disgusting freak like her. She'll live knowing that her only escape from all of this is death.
I wonder how long before she gives in and takes her life then all her family and friends call her selfish for doing so.
>>29960985
>>29961007
what the hell anon this shit's pretty dark, I hope you don't really think about doing this to other people, female or not, on a regular basis.
>>29960985
edgy faggot go back to /b/
Will a prostitute make fun of me for having a 4 inch dick?
No. Unless she doesn't want to get paid.
I'm sure any prostitute has seen their fair share of small dicks.
they may be whores, but they are still professional
they wouldn't do that unless you asked them to
>>29960972
She's a paid whore what do you think? I had a whore tell me I had a big dick, I'm only 6.3x6
Being drunk and talking to some girl on chaturbate isn't too sad..right?
>>29960950
I'm not saying like, rub your pussy or anything..like in depth conversations about politics and gaming.
>>29960950
It is pretty sad. How sexy was she?
>>29960965
I told her I was 5'5, balding, fat, a loser, unemployed, living at home, have no car, and broke..she goes "depends on what your definition of sad is", but I heard "lol kill yourself"
No matter what I do or how good my intentions are everything is wrong and everyone hates me for it, my last 2 months have been nothing but guilt and regret.
On the upper side I got hold of some pretty strong antidepressants so life's not that bad right now
Living like a NEET and enjoying it
>>29960953
You living at your parents house or do you have your own home?
>>29960942
My parents think that I'm planning to go to law school, but I've actually been planning to kill myself upon completing undergrad since I was 16. So I'm just sort of going along with what they want for the time being, filling out applications and doing an internship so I have some extracurricular stuff to put on there. I feel guilty sometimes for not telling them.
>dad found my baneposting folder
>mom found frogposting.zip
>>29960873
>mom found the porn link text file
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>want to socialize with people
>don't really care what they have to say
>can't hide it for shit, it's probably clear to them too
>keep asking them questions, visibly don't care about their answers
>can't maintain a conversation myself, somehow lack the ability to talk in detail. I'd be hard pressed to spend more than one or two minutes describing a weeklong vacation, the words don't just come out (maybe subconsciously I think they don't care about my words any more than I care about theirs, so why bother speaking them)
All I want is a normal life with friends, but I wouldn't even know what to do with it if you thrust it into my hands.I-I'd even rather watch my anime waifu who I've come to see as the IRL woman I love, than actually talk to my IRL onetis.
>20 yr old virgin still living at home
>couldn't find any full-time jobs so I have two part-time jobs
>feel like a loser for still living at home, but still make below the poverty line
>constantly comparing myself to people my age
>feel like I'm not prepared for adulthood
>>29960930
Tfw that was me at 20. I'm 24 now, didn't have a 'real' job that gave me decent hours or paid worth a damn until last year. If you don't fall for the college meme, which you shouldn't because it's for women and Chads, then just don't give up and it'll probably turn around. It just seems, generally speaking, to happen slower for people who don't go to Cuck University.tfw fell for the "disregard parties and shit to build yourself professionally" meme and now I'm almost full robot and don't know how to socialize anymore
>emotionally broken since teenage years
>Can't remember being happy
>Spent last couple of years sleeping 12+ hours and just staring at the computer desperately for something to give me a purpose
>Need to fake 100% of emotions
>Pretend to get angry at things because other people do it
>Part time job where I should be managing people but I ant decide to try to be nice or actually get them to work
>Always tired but I put on a show for people so they don't treat me like a robot
>Don't know how to connect to people
>Actively hate people showing any emotions at all, most of all enthusiasm because I can't
>Shun all emotional talks, humor as an escape tool
>2 friends got into an argument while I was at their house and one threatened suicide, I've basically cut contact for being such a bitch that he needed to make his suicide other people's problem
>Family member came into my room at night trying to tell me about how they were sexually assaulted for years
>I basically told them to stop crying and leave
>My fantasies involve failing a suicide attempt and spending my days in a padded room
>Several therapists, I basically refuse to talk to them about anything that would help
>I think girls try to get my attention but I found if I just block out the world it can't hurt me so I wear sunglasses 24/7 and pretend to have hearing loss/ignore people
>Have to watch everyone my age get on with their life and go onto success
On the fence between jumping the bridge near my house, or joining the military and praying every day for death because I'm such a pathetic person .
>tfw when I'm posting this 10 seconds before I'm 18
>tfw I can't be banned for this post because I'm 18 even though I posted this when I was 17 years old liberality seconds ago
been planing this for a while
age is bull shit anyway
looks like I win mods
but I will a legitimate tread about my experience being an underage poster later
ive been lurking and posting since i was 14 dude
people who started as underage are a super majority considering how old the site is
Inb4 called it 666
>>29960819
I've been here since I was 12
today's my birth day and I waited til twelve to do this...what am I doing with my life
>>29960849
I'll like to see them try I mean I didn't break any rules right?
and I can just appeal right?
>try to make friends with coworkers
>end up being laughed at by everybody
>try to text them
>always end up saying "see you at work tomorrow"
Why do I bother?
I just make no effort to befriend them while they all become friends and I'm the only one left out.
>>29960752
I told all my coworkers I masturbate every day and no one has reported to HR. Try showing them your penis.
>>29960783
I try to get out of my comfort zone and end up being shitted on. Back to the comfort zone I go.
>>29960812
Everybody messes around like that at work all the time.
Hello.
Have a nice day, Anon :).
>>29960713
>nice day
its the end of my day and this day was absolute shithouse
I honestly wish I got struck by lightning when I left the house this morning
>>29960713
Fuck off kike. I'll never be able to afford a house thanks to your unwillingness to tackle mass immigration and foreign Chinese buying up houses. You greedy hook-nosed little rat, don't ever show your face on this website again.
>>29960738
Hope you can have a better one tomorrow then, good luck :)
This troubles me. Why is it that everytime white men try to breed ourselves some allied subwhites they always end up stabbing us in the back?
https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/4sx80m/ive_heard_the_analogy_of_mulattoes_leading_the/
https://books.google.com/books?id=NOHZWdvu66sC&pg=PA29&dq=angola+mesticos+marxist&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwii7b6Tv_TNAhUI2B4KHcbYCD0Q6AEIIjAB#v=onepage&q=angola%20mesticos%20marxist&f=false
>>29960702
>Why is it that everytime white men try to breed ourselves some allied subwhites they always end up stabbing us in the back?
That's just silly, I'm mixed and I've never thought of myself as black.
>>29961324
m8, you're half black, stop being a fucking race traitor. One drop rule.
Hapas are half asian/half white though.
