Is cock as yummy as it looks?
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Is cock as yummy as it looks?
>>29981181
>Is cock as yummy as it looks?
i dont know (because I am not that gay unless the boy was super cute or something)
but cum tastes kinda like a thick soy sauce
Depends on how excited you are for it. When I sucked my first dick it was just underwhelming. Also depends on how the guy treats you. A benis is literally a skin-tasting banana.
>>29981226
>skin-tasting banana.
and skin tastes like what
>>29981239
lick your arm
>>29981239
wash your hands and put your fingers in your mouth
>>29981181
ask your mom
or
kill yourself
ploxsage
>>29981181
Cock loses its flavor as quickly as cheap gum. What matters is how much you enjoy sucking it.
>>29981181
yes it is sucking cock is so much fun
>>29981181
>Is cock as yummy as it looks?
It's better than it looks. Try it faggot
Also that's a really nice looking cock
>>29981284
>wash your hands and put your fingers in your mouth
that's not exciting at all
>>29981291
>cock loses its flavor
>flavor
Wait, so it does actually have a flavor , however fleeting ?
I know this is bait for you fags but I'm pretty upset. My dick definitely doesn't look yummy. It's thin, dry, crooked and a weird greyish colour. I'm too embarrassed by it to lose my virginity. Not that that's the main thing that 's stopping me but if I somehow got a gf and she wanted to have sex I'd turn her down because of it. Should I give up on getting a gf? What could I do to fill the void?
>>29981346
I mean yeah, just like if you stuck a finger in your mouth it'd have a "flavor."
Honestly, the only flavor cock is likely to have is the sweaty flavor.
What really matters is the texture of cock and the way it feels in your mouth and against your tongue and lips.
>>29981348
Have you tried autofelattio?
>>29981503
No. That is unappealing and hazardous.
>>29981503
If you're not fit (which is literally this whole board) it'll either take years to master and by then you'll not want to do it anymore, or you'll break your back trying, I've done all the research and desperately wanted to try it, not worth it.
fucking /lgbt/ and tumblr raiders spamming gay threads 24/7, now all I can think about is dicks in my holes and it's all your fault
Its like sucking on a warm dog toy that tastes like skin
Is it possible for a straight man to become gay? I mean girls are pretty, bit awful humans. Therefore guys must be better.
I sucked once, nothing out of this world, too nervous I guess, would try again.
>>29981503
It's good, leaves me sore the day after so I don't do it that often.
>>29981591
>>29981648
FUD
Dunno. Is it?
Is it anon? Does it look tasty? Is this an original comment?
>>29981408
How about precum?
>>29983197
That's a tasty treat, of course!
