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How do I convince a girl to do anal, if she has a very tight asshole, my dick is thick and she thinks it's disgusting?
I once just sticked it in there - only the tip though - and she jumped up in pain, went to the toilet, even cried a bit and told me her asshole "ripped" a tiny bit.
if you have to convince her, it's already too late. Chad would be splitting her sphincter in five minutes flat.
convince her the "anal orgasm" actually exists.
>tfw ywn accidentally put it in the wrong hole, making her cry and then giving her gentle forgiving sex to make up for it
>ctrl + f
>autism
>0 of 0
This is now an autism thread, post your autistic stories
>be me
>have autism
I posted on 4chan unironically
>be me
>see my black neighbors outside
>see them wave at me and yell "hey"
>put my fist there and bump it in the air like a virtual fistbump
>they look at me funny
>they're about 10 feet away
>run back inside
looks like im not going outside again for a while
When do you plan on getting your brown girlfriend, /r9k/ ?
As soon as I start being a respectable person in this society
so never
>>29991837
Never, they only like you if you're a rich white boy or a gangbanger.
Never you jewish shill.
So what exactly causes balding?
There's the whole testosterone and DHT thing but then again numales have lower test than fucking women so what causes them to go bald?
It can't be genetics cause surely no woman would procreate with a balding cuck, thus allowing him to pass on his genes.
>>29991789
>It can't be genetics
Says who? Most people procreate in their 20s and 30s, before serious balding occurs. Male pattern baldness is demonstrably hereditary, and the reason it doesn't get filtered out of the gene pool is that a.) It doesn't fully show itself until after procreation b.) The genes for hair growth are most likely mixed expression, meaning you can't perfectly trace it and avoid it like other hereditary diseases such as Tay-Sachs or hemophilia, and c.) Things like hair thickness and baldness simply don't play as big of a role in our society and in procreation anymore. As much as any person would like to argue, personality plays a large role in actually having children and staying with someone (i.e. not just hooking up but actually having a family)
>>29991895
I see.
So by this logic the next step in human evolution would be to get rid of hair as it's just a waste of proteins.
>In a million years humans will all be numale balding faggots
>>29991789
Genes set you up, and testosterone finishes the job.
We know this because eunuchs retain their hair for the rest of their lives, and do not go bald, even if they're genetically predisposed.
What are the suicide rates among us robots?
36 - doubt I'll make it to 40.
The only time a woman touches me is when I get a haircut
all true robots will commit suicide, the others on this board are failed normies and will live until a natural death or an accident
I already planned the 10 last years of my life, I'll do it at 1 day before my 30th birthday
>tfw haircuts are one of my greatest fears in life
>>29991782
32 here, just waiting for mom to pass then I'm out.
None of you fucks can even compare yourselves to being born in a small town. I literally haven't seen a girl in weeks who isn't my mom.
>gets unlimited cow pussy
get out normie
>>29991719
can't all the shutin virgin NEETS say the same?
>>29991744
No they can walk outside and do shit they choose not to
>Even though I stayed at her house last month and see her every holiday and birthday
I hate my normalfag family. Why do normies love the "we're family" excuse when I just wanna be left the fuck alone?
>ps You look like Hillary Clinton with that haircut
Normie women need to be acknowledged constantly and normie men usually don't question their wives' dumb bullshit.
>>29991741
I had like, two feet of hair before I cut iy and I hate the cow. I gook nothing like her.
Does anyone else think that the abrahamic religions were the original beta uprising?
>sex before marriage is a sin
>arranged marriages were the norm meaning that no one has to go without a partner
>roasties are put in their place (hierarchically below males)
>roasties aren't allowed to dress like sluts and are forced to cover up
>reading books (the Bible, Torah etc) is valued over physical activities
>polygamy is not allowed (Christianity and Judaism at least , not sure about Islam). Meaning that stacies won't be able to flock to Chad
>and in catholicism, the theocratic rulers are virgins (the priests and the Pope)
Of course, in the Western world most of this has been diluted and made more "politically correct", but I do find it interesting still.
>>29991644
No theyre the original cuckold.
>>29991644
The Book of Revelation is literally John the Revelator eloquently screaming REEEE at the Romans for about 20 pages.
>>29991644
No because women were loved and respected. Sure they weren't leaders or above men in the hierarchy, but they were to be cherished and loved. A weak man did not wed and if they did their families would suffer.
The fact that you call it "putting roasties in their place" means you clearly don't understand the values of the religion. Roasties back then were sinners and harlots. Not mothers and faithful wives.
Stay yourself heathen. To be with a woman pure was to be as pure yourself. You aren't.
YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES
I HATE YOU, I FUCKING HATE THE RED PILL IT'S MAKING ME GO INSANE I CANT SLEEP I CANT EAT I CANT BREATHHEE
IT ISN'T WHAT IT FUCKING IS !!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29991561
Bro! listen, the pill isn't real.
Take a look at yourself in the mirror John, it's going to be okay!
>>29991593
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW REAL PAIN, YOU DON'T KNOW SORROW OR HATE OR FEEAARRR
I HATE MYSELF, GO AWAY JOHN GO AWAY GO AWAY
AHHHHH I HATE MYSELF, QUIT TALKING TO MEEE
>>29991609
The rabbit hole isn't a rabbit hole.
It's a pyramid.
Find the "chief cornerstone" and you will know.
*the eye is the key*
*it rhymes with sea*
>Good morning /r9k/, how's the job search going?
>>29991474
Could be better, could be worse.
I already have a shit pt job.
>>29877138
hey, you followed my advice
Great, as I am not searching :^)
>go outside
>everyone staring at me and looking at my direction
was it in disgust?
>>29991418
>therapists and normies will INSIST you're just imagining it.
Fuck those cunts.
Except they're not actually looking at you. Look up the spotlight effect
>>29991418
You sure they're all looking at you? Why you of all the things?
>socially inept
>wants to fit in and be popular, but can't
>constantly makes mistakes setting her attempts at being normal back
>is a literal robot
/r9k/ incarnate.
>>29991414
post some xj9 porn
I don't think so, she has an orbiter.
that makes her desirable.
>>29991446
I agree, someone has to have a folder.
Why do girls play these silly ass games with men?
A horse likes another horse and they just fuck. Why can't it be that simple?
>>29991410
>A horse likes another horse and they just fuck
Thats not true. Horses also have mating rituals.
>>29991410
They like Chad and very often they just fuck though.
The games are mostly for us.
>>29991410
It is that simple. The horse just doesn't like you so you don't fuck. How is this a difficult concept?
>meet girl on r9k
>she's cute and really interesting
>have conversations everyday and usually call with her a couple of hours most days as well
>a few months go by and we plan on meeting up
>she's at least twice as hyped as me on me coming to her
>she stops responding for no reason at all as im planning on buying the tickets
>leaves me devastated and really confused because I didnt understand why she stopped responding
>one year later still and dont know why she ignored me
>sent a message to her a couple of weeks ago asking what happened etc...
>message shows up as read but never responded
>tfw still feel like shit
>>29991407
Chad asked her if she wanted to eat his ass
>meet girl on r9k
The guy behind the camera was sad he was lying to you.
>>29991433
I saw her and I knew her personal details nignog Im not that retarded
>>30000000
ATTENTION.
30M GET will happen at approximately 6:45pm Pacific time (9:45 Eastern time) tonight.
The image is a random sampling of post frequency.
29990921 - 29990915 = 6
10:59:49 - 10:59:35 = 18
6 posts per 18 seconds. 3 seconds per post. You lazy whores.
The last post I saw before posting was 29991212.
30000000-29991212 = 8788 posts remaining
8788*3 = 26364 seconds remaining 'til 30M GET
26364 / 60 = 439.4 minutes or 7.323 hours
It is 11:25 AM Pacific at time of posting. 7 hours and 20 minutes 'til GET.
This has been a public service announcement.
no its gonna happen right now 100%
check em
>I'll take post speed fluctuation for 200, Alex
>>29991333
I have sampled post rate before; It was 3.5 seconds per post. Fluctuation will affect the time of GET by less than you think.
