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>one chance at life
>born black
If there is a God, he's an evil asshole for doing this to me.
>one chance at life
>lived past child birth
>>29995173
it always warms my heart to see blacks waking up to how shit they are and how bad they need to end themselves.
>>29995173
Born into a time where even thinking badly about niggers can get you arrested
Atleast get jobs BC of diversity n shit
Literally everyone wants to be black
Developer some selfesteem
>tfw you haven't showered or changed clothes in a week and you can smell your pussy through you sweatpants and panties
it's like someone's bean cleaning crabs at my desk
>>29995137
I don't believe you. I think this thread was made by a male neckbeard.
>>29995137
take a shower. actual advice
>>29995137
can i wear your panties as a mask? please respond
>tfw you realize that your accomplishments are null and void because of your height
>>29995115
Sure 5'5 is pretty short in today's standards but do you realize Napoleon's height was normal for his time and gender?
Regardless, you just contradicted your own statement with Napoleon. He's considered one of the greatest generals of his era.
>>29995166
>Regardless, you just contradicted your own statement with Napoleon. He's considered one of the greatest generals of his era.
So he didn't contradict his statement. Napoleon was normal height. Surely the shorter generals were not as respected and couldn't achieve the same success.
>>29995261
According to OP's statement, he implied Napoleon's accomplishments were nulled due to his height, when it did not.
>just wasted like $21 on having food delivered when I could've just walked to the mall and ate for like $7-8
Does anyone else do this? I fucking hate going outside, especially to a mall on a Saturday. I hate the huge fucking crowd of people, and I feel like a weirdo for being at a mall alone. I feel awkward carrying a bag of food home even though i'm not fat or anything and it's not really that weird (i dont think).
Anyone else? What autistic things do you guys do? Pic unrelated.
I just hate going outside on weekends, it's when all the normies are out having fun with friends etc, I don't mind on the weekdays since it's just full of women and kids shopping but weekends... it just hits you in the feels.
>be me
>friends want to play d&d
>i'm the only one that owns it but can't be bothered to see them
>keep sending me messages and party invites to organise
>resort to never going on Discord, etc. just to escape
>started turning off my wifi
Send help please, I'm broken.
>>29995386
>friends
lol good one
Anyone else here write in their spare time? Post what you've written! Others can rate and give feedback if they want. This one of mine is a bit old and I think I've improved my writing since then. It was a task in an English class which focused on a theme which I finished in my spare time.
Bumping with the second section of the piece. It's a little short and rough around the edges for my liking but it wasn't too bad overall.
>>29995033
I wrote this story about how a man lived with his father who had alzheimer's and he got so embarrassed with him he ended up killing him, but the big M. Night Shyamalan twist was that he just ended up killing himself and there was no dad.
It was a cool idea but I really don't have the prowess to pull that idea off, I feel embarrassed even trying.
>>29995033
I don't really like weeb shit but it's definitely not bad man. Revenge is always fun to read about.
I personally believe war is enabled by dehumanizing the other side,
you have to have the people hate the very mention of the identifying factors of the others,
their culture, their way of life, their religion, anything that they do that the people of your country don't,
and this is achieved nicely through propaganda in media,
ww1 and ww2 used leaflets and radio, but these days the means are more sophisticated,
you all must be wondering at this point is this faggot ever going to get to his god damn point?
Well the whole point here is to question is your hate your own or someone else propaganda?
TLDR: op is a faggot whining about war thinking people are hating because they are brainwashed by propaganda.
>>29994935
Why do people go to war in the first place?
>>29995105
The people don't, the ones who start the wars will never see it, it is because of that distancing that they can so casually declare war on other countries,
they won't have to see their colleagues die,
they aren't the ones who have to shoot a civilian or risk blowing to pieces,
they sit behind a desk and put their name on same paper, go in front of cameras and talk big on justice, revenge and victory.
The ones who start wars should be put on the first wave, right in the thick of the action and we would see end of wars,
the ones who start them are cowards who send the children of others to die and kill in lands they will never set a foot on themselves.
also here is some nice pink floyd video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6rPacjAC8s
Are you 16? Do you think your thoughts are original? Don't waste your time thinking about these things, you can't change anything.
Does anyone else have a really broad taste in women?
My favorite porn stars are Proxy Paige and Krystal Boyd who are complete opposites.
I also notice this in real life. I oogle both big asses and big tits, both skinny girls and thick girls.
>>29994932
You would fuck anything and have 0 standards. Like 99.9999% of this board including myself.
that's normal for people who jack off to porn all the time
>>29994932
You like healthy women, nothing wrong with that
I used to believe suicide wasn't selfish but now I've realized my mistake. Don't make the same mistake I did.
>>29994930
>don't try to stop all the miserable pain you are in or you might make other feel bad :(
shut up
>>29995008
>this pain will never end!
>whats the point of going on like this?
>what do i have to life for?
depression does this to you, only cure for it is time and facing the issues that caused it,
and by that i mean accepting it happened,
letting the shit feeling wash over you once again, and letting it go,
you being a martyr over it won't bring any change to it so just let it go and start finding out who you are again from the ashes.
"wow what a massive faggot, talking about feelings and such"
Whether suicide is selfish or not, what's wrong with being selfish every now and then? Why can't I just have this one selfish act in my life, why do I have to consider other people for every fucking decision? I want to die, let me fucking die.
Is this our fate fellow robots?
Where do the Japanese robots congregate? 2ch is for turbo-normalfags I hear.
>>29994934
They don't talk to or communicate with anyone I guess.
>>29994934
futaba maybe
idk maybe there are smaller forms like wizchan where hikkis go
>I'm sorry, Anon, but I just can't allow myself to be held back by politeness anymore
>you're charming, you're nice, you're great, but your dick is just too small
>I don't mean to be cruel but I need you to understand that this is over so that you don't end up with any false hope
>I wish it didn't have to be like this but I am deeply unhappy with our sex life and I'm not going to live an unhappy life
>I'm sure there's someone out there for you
>goodbye
>>29994841
said no one ever
unless you have a literal micropenis
>>29994841
There is plastic surgery for penis, you dumb fuck
>Take out Tokaerov loaded with steel core ammunition
>*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
>Roastie parts, viscera, and blood fly all over the place
>*stands over your corpse*
I AM THE VOICE MASTER. YOU DO NOT TOUCH ME. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
who /fat genetics/ here?
>both parents are morbidly obese
>raised to eat lots of vegetables
>eat very little and still overweight (6'0 220 lbs)
>other skinny friends eat way more than me and are rail thin
It isn't fair at all. I've been fat shamed my entire fucking life for something I was born with.
>>29994829
In your eyes is "very little" a salad with 5 trillion tons of ranch on it but it's still okay because it's a salad?
>>29994829
uninspired b8. Has been done better before. 3/10
>>29994829
>tfw 6'2 and 125-135 lbs my whole life
it's not better on this side of the fence either
Anyone else tired of knowing that the game is rigged?
>working a shitty part-time job at a grocery store
>there's only like 2 younger roasties working there, the rest are middle aged fat women.
>one of the roasties is like a 6/10 at best but since she's the only semi-hot one and she knows it she acts like a 9/10
>some absolute beta sometimes speaks to her and she gives 'dating advice' to him
>"women just like nice friendly men, be yourself"
>she turns to me: "anon, you seeing anyone?"
>was kind of surprised she even spoke to me, she never usually does, I think she just thinks I am a retard.
>"no, I am not"
>"don't worry anon, you're a friendly guy, you'll find someone"
>fking roastie is pissing me off, it has been a long day and I don't need this slut giving me advice, I know how shit works
>"haha, let's be honest, most women don't like 'nice guys', maybe when they're older and want someone to settle down with once they've had their fun but not at this age, they like confident men, not some awkward 'nice guy'.
>roastie just looks at me and gives me a awkward laugh
>roastie just says "don't listen to anon, I know what women like"
she prob thinks I am some women hater autistic sperg now.
should I have just kept quiet?
>>29994826
Yeah probably I would have just ignored her completely but you've already show that power level so good luck
>>29994872
Pretty much this. Have fun being the weird autismo at work.
>>29994826
>thinks I am some women hater autistic sperg
well arent you?
Betas, why don't you just become girls?
The physical features that make a beta male are the same that make a cute girl.
Pic very related.
>>29994805
I want to date a trap not be one
all he did was learn how to take deceiving pictures in very flattering lighting
Fuck off /lgbt/. 2x
Are slanted eye whites better than cow looking or brown *whites* ( like italians though they are nit white)?
Do mongoloid whites age like all other women? Are they masculine robots like german women
no Borat you're not white
Just google Finnish women
>>29994439
Kazakhstan is about 25% Russian, he could be white.
Do you think the hundreds of misc women who get cock tributed everyday on 4chan would be horrified or flattered to know they are getting this kind of attention?
>>29994420
They would love the attention and knowledge that men masturbate to them. Women are shallow attention starved cunts.
Femanon here. Girls would most likely pretend to be offended but secretly be super flattered. Unless they're really chill then they wont even pretend they're offended
>>29995522
even if it's a total autistic virgin loser who makes those tributes?
