>I'm sorry, Anon, but I just can't allow myself to be held back by politeness anymore
>you're charming, you're nice, you're great, but your dick is just too small
>I don't mean to be cruel but I need you to understand that this is over so that you don't end up with any false hope
>I wish it didn't have to be like this but I am deeply unhappy with our sex life and I'm not going to live an unhappy life
>I'm sure there's someone out there for you
>goodbye
>>29994841
said no one ever
unless you have a literal micropenis
>>29994841
There is plastic surgery for penis, you dumb fuck
>Take out Tokaerov loaded with steel core ammunition
>*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
>Roastie parts, viscera, and blood fly all over the place
>*stands over your corpse*
I AM THE VOICE MASTER. YOU DO NOT TOUCH ME. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
A girlfriend said I had a small penis once during a fight. I told her it wasn't a fair statement because fucking her used up cunt was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. We had this fight in public and many lols were had by the observers. Of course we broke up shortly after.
>>29994858
This
Originalio fampai
>And yes! Fine, I cheated on you. I just wanted to actually feel it slide in and out of me. It's not your fault.
It's not that our dicks our small, roasties' vaginas are too big dammit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0
