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How does it feel knowing a woman will be our next president?
>>29999954
I don't care that she's a woman, I care that she's a traitor and I care that she's for the TPP and other ways of globalism
Hillary must die
>>29999954
i love private prisons! i want to run one someday! that's why #ImWithHer
It really sucks that the moment we have a female president it is a shit one. And if you criticize her it is sexist. uh, no. give me a truly based woman in the election I will vote her over any man. not going to happen though.
Anyone else playing the new Monster Hunter here? If so, what do you guys think so far? I didn't play the demo so I've been getting used to the new arts and styles, but I think I'm gonna stick with old fashioned guild SnS. I've used it since Tri and I really like the love its gotten over the last couple games.
>>29999921
Whats different from this one and previous entires. I always hear how people like it, but they're being really broad about why they like it.
>>29999921
Are you me?
My first Monster Hunter was 3U and I main SnS.
My copy of MHGs will arrive tommorow morning.
>>30001809
Game adds styles and arts.
Arts are ultra moves that charge with a meter, styles involve trading part of your moveset for either free evade +2, aerials or a wide selection of ultras.
There's a couple of skills changed and added. There's ticket monsters which are like bullshit subspecies. Toxic rathian can delay flips, double flip, and superpoisons on hit. These guys have really cool gear.
Overall really good. Lots of new content, more ways to approach it. Adept style means you aren't looking for evade +2 on every armor suit. No G rank but whatever.
>year is 2016
>still no asian gf
>>29999894
i had one before . i still have pics of her. it was my only gf. i am 28. were dated for 2 months.
>>29999894
What have you done to be worthy of having a gf in the meantime? probably not much
>>30000212
>'worthy' of a romantic female companion
lol i can smell the castration from here
Ask a guy who just ate out a hooker anything. I didn't fuck her or anything, I just paid to eat her out.
What is your diet like?
Wow what a fucking cuck
>>29999810
what did her roastie flaps taste like?
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
OOPSIE I MADE A GET IN MY DIAPEES, COME CLEAN IT UP ANON!
Fuck you and that girl anon
Jesus, I may be into wearing diapers, but I would never go so far as to actually shit in them. At least urine doesn't instantly make the entire room smell.
>>29999877
give it time
you probably thought you'd never piss in them either, right?
anyone ever see this emoticon?
> ^^
its like ^_^ without the mouth. i like it.
>>29999741
Doesn't that indicate an eye-roll, showing someone thinks what you said is stupid?
>>29999741
I think its cute, are there any other ones you like?
It's very nice.
You're nice too.
Have nice day.a
THIS IS YOUR WORLD
FIND FREEDOM ON THE CANVUS
BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DO IT
BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT
THINK LIKE WATER
WE DONT MAKE MISTAKES
HAPPY ACCIDENTS
TOTAL POWER
EVERYDAY'S A GOOD DAY WHEN YOU PAINT
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE EVERYDAY'S A GOOD DAY WHEN YOU PAIN
I BELIEVE
IT WILL BRING A LOT OF GOOD THOUGHTS
TO YOUR HEART
I AM GOD
I FELT LIKE YOU GUYS MAYBE NEED TO KNOW THAT
What do you think about pedophiles?
If a friend told you he had a thing for a little girls, how would you react? Would you stop being friends with him? Or would you just not be bothered by it?
nah I wouldn't care desu I think some pretty bad thoughts as well
>>29999587
As long as he doesn't rape them I don't care.
Crispy queen of arrninekay
>tfw no gf then
>tfw no gf now
>tfw no gf forever
>>29999514
kek kys anon
>>29999577
this. unless you can get over the gut wrenching feeling of no gf then you may as well kys
>>29999514
Never give up m8
Post yfw you realize this happened almost six years ago
>tfw you've been on 4chan for almost a decade
>tfw the years are flying by
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Are you fucking serious? Theres no way its been six years right?
Fuck... Never though id actually be an old fag.
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Hey team,
Who here is unemployed and looking for some projects to kill time? I was thinking that the lot of you have vast untapped potential and skills that could be put to better use. A big chunk of you don't know how to market yourselves, or you simply can't be fucked to make the effort because whatever lifestyle you live right now is comfy enough.
I work in sales, and I'm currently bored with my current employment responsibilities and I'm looking for new challenges. Here's what I was thinking:
>fellow robots outline different services they could provide via internet/telecommute (eg translation, 3d modeling, data processing, etc)
>I shop around for a customer and put you two together
>We agree on a price for services, and I get 10%
>If you'd like me to continue to mediate in the future, I'll continue to cash in my 10% per commission
>If you strike up a good relationship with the new customer and you find my help unnecessary, I remove myself after the initial commission
Like an agent. We can flesh out what service you can provide, set up a portfolio to showcase your skill, and then I'd take it from there. I'd be able to market your skills in the US and Latin America.
What do you guys think? Anyone interested? I'll just leave my email here too if any of you would like to discuss any ideas in private.
[email protected]
Uhm hello
BUMP
That's a cool idea OP. You seem in a good position to help!
Lots of robots could definitively pick up those skills but they would have to find the motivation.
We could set up a wix.com site to show samples of work, no payment for hosting necessary, and then it's just a matter of making phonecalls and canvasing which is where I come in.
Just give me something to sell. Make it fun.
Give me 4 reason why you will never get married other than the fact no one would ever love you.
>>29999374
Very expensive
Probably won't last forever like it should
You're gonna lose all your shit if the previous thing happens with you
You're gonna kill yourself
1) Most women get used up by Chad and become roasties before they're ready for marriage
2) Women today see no problem with divorce and thus have little reason to stay loyal if they feel like cucking you
3) Having a wife eats up a ton of your time, and women won't marry NEETs, so between being a wage cuck and spending time with her, you literally have no life left
4) Weddings are expensive and it's degenerate to get married but not have one
1) I would never be able to believe they were really, truly in love with me. I would expect them to leave at any time, and that assumes they're not just cheating on me in the meantime.
2) The consequences of a divorce are too catastrophic, to say nothing of the fallout if you had a kid. I would be destitute while paying out a significant sum to keep someone alive who didn't want to be with me in the first place.
3) I'd actually have to be pursuing someone in the first place. I'm 4/10 at best, no woman is ever going to suddenly become flirty with me and ask me out for coffee. Since I will never make the first move, no moves will happen.
4) I don't want to.
>tfw you can't stop comparing yourself to other people
Everytime my confidence feels up, I go out and see a literal 10/10 and start thinking "why wasn't I born like him?" "Why don't I have his eyes?" And shit like that. How do you stop it? I always feel like all people are better than me and it makes me unhappy.
>>29999323
Hit the gym and put down the ritoes you pussy
>>29999402
I am really skinny so I don't really have any motivation to hit the gym, and even though I'll eventually go, it won't fix my shit genes.
I have never felt bad about myself compared to others yet im still a depresso neet. There will be other factors to worry about when you get over yours OP. Enjoy.
What will happen to /r9k/ when every possible combination of words and letters has been posted?
>>29999299
we make uo new ones anons
not that biggy..
>>29999299
>this is my first time seeing the robot
you
>>29999299
Than our work is done, and the world can finally end. We will have sung all of the possible names of God, and the stars will start going out one by one.
If a wizard appeared in front of you and said you would become a cute girl if you sucked a black cock, would you?
>>29999237
I'm sorry OP has been a casualty in the battle of the sexes
still tho, submit and suck black cock, turn your cock and balls inside out and find some sense of false happiness for undue, false burden of identity and existentialism, faggot
I'd suck the dick.
>>29999237
but of course
can i get more of that?
