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dissident
exuberate
>>30004242
conflated
Tanatos.
>tfw learned how to tie my shoe at 16
>tfw learned how to ride a bike at 18
>tfw got my first job at 23
>tfw wore the same clothes since I was a teenager at 25
>tfw 28 and still don't know how to drive a car
Why didn't my parents teach me anything? Why did they hate me? I'm not a fucking retard, I just needed a little more help than the rest and even my loved ones couldn't give me that. They think I don't talk cause I'm socially inept but the main reason is that if I said what I really felt I'd probably snap and go on a spree.
>>30004209
Tfw I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was 13-14.
I wore velcroes all throughout my childhood and remember even my aunt was disappointed when she found out I couldn't tie my shoes.now I am normie but still it's my biggest cringe period
>>30004209
I'm 40, and just the last week a co-worker commented on the odd way I tie my shoes. I guess I never learned the knot that everyone else uses.
23 and can't ride a bike here
Hey guys, I'm going to a university in the fall.
What are some essentials I need. Also how can I make my roomate like me?
Here is what you need.
Thank me later senpai ;)
>>30004203
Skip penis inspection.
>>30004203
clean up after yourself, use headphones, brush your teeth, shower, flush.
>You will never have a cosplaying qt gf
>>30004128
>you will never have a cosplaying bf
>>30004128
> you will never play Runescape for the first time again.
>ywn go back
Does anyone on this board still believe there is such a thing as a stacy? Does anyone honestly believe that all girls don't have the same exact personality and preferences at this point?
>>30004095
It's easier to turn the people you face into one giant stereotype, rather than fight them all one by one
>>30004095
unless a women is horribly disfigured and ugly, she is a stacy so that includes the majority of women.
>>30004095
all girls are either stacey or have multiple stacey characteristics.
Why do you guys have such a problem with sexually experienced women? You'd think you permavirgins would like those kind of women; your first time could actually be fun and enjoyable. But instead, you wait in vain for some pure pretty princess to take you to heaven.
Newflash: She doesn't exist, has never existed and never will exist. Stop holding onto your worthless virginity, stop being prejudiced and live a little.
I wanna fuck a girl raw and not have to worry about STDs, that's why.
>>30004090
more experienced = more likely to judge you for being inexperienced
>roastie trying to ensure she has value by promoting sluttiness
kek. you used up sluts get thrown away after 30.
How do i get a qt tumblr gf? You know, with coloured hair, Joy Division, chokers and all that good stuff
>>30004085
Step 1 is don't be white, cis or straight.
Step 2 is hate everyone who is white, cis or straight
Follow these two steps and you'll have a tumblr gf in no time.
Why am I cursed with fetishes for short hair and hair dye!
>>30004183
I know that original feel familia
Alright guys i need some advice, im KV fag and im talking to a girl from online. How long should i wait to ask her to hang out? I already got her number after the second convo and we had a talk today its been a week since we met. She says she isnt looking for hookups and complained about guys asking for that so i dont want to scare her. And also im worried cuz im fat, do girls really care? She wouldnt have went this far if she wasnt interested right? She can tell im big from my picture but idk if she can tell how big
If you met her on some "dating" app a week is a long fucking time, ask her out already. You should honestly do that shit the day you two start talking
>>30004097
Why? I have to give her a reason to want to, atleast a few conversations, im not sexy so i cant just fucking be like want to hang out without giving her any idea of who i am, shit idk if i wanted to hang out with her then
>>30004187
You're overthinking it man, just make it a coffee date. When you're in the middle of an interesting conversation with her and there's a pause, say "Hey, do you want to continue this in person sometime? I hate talking over text [laughing/crying emoji]". If she's still talking to you after a week she's obviously interested
>its an 'anon gets drunk and watches anime all saturday' episode
>>30003945
those are the best episodes
you dont know what you got till its gone
>>30003945
tfw this has been every weekend for the past 2 years
pretty good episode desu famalam
>be me
>at a record store
>looking for some /mu/core albums
>suddenly 8/10 qt comes in
>she's checking out some Smiths CDs
>want to talk to her so bad
>literally fuck around the store for an hour doing nothing and staying near her just to build up courage to talk to her
>she eventually leaves
>mfw
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO SPERG OUT REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30003928
I'm going to listen to the smiths now. I've been hearing about this fucking band for aeons. They better live up to the hype.
>>30003928
>talking to people who are trying to shop
it's best you didn't. it only would've ended badly
It's for the best. Roasties don't take kindly to being randomly approached by "men" who aren't chad.
Is there any reason why white guys have such degenerate pathetic genitals? Look how little semen this man produced for this bimbo during breast sex, how could the majority of them ever hope to please a female or even have the slightest chance to impregnate one?
>>30003876
> have the slightest chance to impregnate one?
Why would i want to knock up a stupid roastie?
>>30003876
wtf I hate white guys now
huh really makes you thinksage and report
Robots 25 years or older report in.
Post whatever is on your mind.
Share feels with other decaying robots
etc
>>30003855
Nice dubs.
Taking some time off work to go to a wedding and I think I'm going to die of boredom.
Found out yesterday I'm finally good enough at guitar to tap and make it sound cool.
Wish I could fix my sleep so I could be awake during the day and go outside.
>>30004002
Who's wedding are you going to? Friend or family member?
>Wish I could fix my sleep so I could be awake during the day and go outside.
iktf
>>30004117
Family.
What the fuck is a friend?
>le candy anime
Does it get better?
anime used to be so good when I was younger, now I can hardly sit through a single episode, it's like I became even more adhd as I progressed into adulthood.
>>30003846
quit choosing shit anime and going oh god why does anime suck so much?
when you were a kid you had fucking decades of quality anime to go through, and adult swim/toonami im guessing thats what you were watching picked the best of the dubbed
>>30003846
idk I just save pictures of the lewd titty monster
It doesn't, that season was really bad though. Just watch Konosuba and maybe
Oshiete Galko-chan. If there's nothing in any recent seasons to watch just work on your backlog, surely you haven't seen every good anime out there.
If you were to drop dead right now, list the people who would notice/care.
>Mom
>Dad
>Manager
>A few coworkers
>Two friends
That's it. Feels bad.
>dad
>boss and coworkers
>friend(s)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>parents
>two sisters
>>30003851
There's nothing normie about having a dad.
I'm the loner weirdo at work.
Two friends who I barely see (like 1-2 times a year).
I'm as robot as anyone here.
What's up NEET losers? Must feel bad getting cucked by any girl in your life ever.
>>30003797
Are you iron man?
>>30003797
is that you tony snark? The version for ants?
>>30003797
OP is probably a large NEET cuck himself
>summerfags
