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Want to study something now that college is done so that I don't use all of my mental capacity for vidya. Any of you horrors tried learning a language as an adult? How did you do it?
>>30008200
I'm interested too, hope to study there for a master's degree someday...anyone help?
>>30008290
>>30008200
Self study books and paying up for a damn course. That or qt Stormtrooper gf, but who are you kidding?
Literally just use Duolingo you silly normalfags
Everyone post song lyrics and i sing them if trips are rolled.
begin: moon man
that russian chum drum song
>>30008172
Ding Ding Song by Gunther.
girlfriend - avril lavigne
>A-Anon!? I told you multiple times to knock before coming into my room...
9 out of 10 traps end up killing themselves before turning 35.
>>30008179
>source - my ass
>>30008179
Robots must be pretty close to that desu.
tfw normalfag but kv
>>30008096
>no template
kys
templ8 m8
>>30008096
63
But a lot shouldn't count
Is there even a point in making these anymore? Edition
>>30008093
I'm fuckiny skint boys. Too proud to ask for money, so I've applied for a wonga loan. Only lasts two weeks but I've borrowed 80 and in two weeks I pay 88 back
Is this legit or is there something I'm missing?
guess not, over to 8 chan I go.
>>30008224
It should be legit, but what often happens is you cant pay the 88 back and end up owing loads
*BBBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
UH OH!!! STINKY~!!!
>>30008053
"Oh hey there Jeremy! I know you're a big boy traveling all alone so I've got a special big snack for you- HNNNNNGNGGNGNnngNGngNgnNGgngGGGGGngnGNgnNGnngnhhhhhhgHHHHHHHHHHnN" *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP"
*plop* oh excuse me!
>>30008053
Got any more braps?
>>30008053
I love stinky girl farts
Why don't you want a girlfriend r9k?
>I like shy guys teehee
She has absolutely no idea
>>30007955
because I enjoy being alone now. I used to, but now I can't imagine living with someone else and having to deal with their problems.
Too much effort, money and time needed to maintain it. I can't keep up the necessary emotional attachment for long either. I get bored with people easily if I see them more than a couple times a month.
>he eats fruits or vegetables
>he drinks water
normalfucks get off my board
>>30007927
biggest fucking waste of time ever
eaten fast food for years, not fat not pimples fucking tastes great
> 5+ a day
its just fucking water and vitamins
>>30007927
what the hell do you drink?
>>30007927
>started bingeing soda to gain weight
>one month in dark spots form under armpits
holy fuck I'm so glad I stopped before I gave myself diabetes
>Just won $2k at the casino with only $50
I think this is the luckiest I will ever be
What do I spend it on bots? Keep in mind I'm a lazy stay at home neet
>>30007897
New computer. New computer chair. All you need really.
>>30007897
Drugs so you can enjoy your shitty life
Don't waste it on frivolous shit. Save it, and find a way to turn it into more money. Walk the path of the eternal jew.
If you died right now who would that make happy (other than yourself)?
>>30007895
I dont think anyone would care, really
(other than myself, again)
>>30007914
cant care if you are dead
checkmate suicidefags
There is nobody that would be particularly happy or sad. I have relatives and they would put forth the prerequisite level of mourning at whatever empty ceremonies there would be to mark my passing. That wouldn't last very long, and soon it would be like I never existed.
who /drunk/ here?
bl0x
>>30007865
i'm fucking liq'd bro talk to me pls
>>30007922
>i'm fucking liq'd bro talk to me pls
looks like its just us so far m8
>>30007944
went out with normie friends and didnt dance/talk to a single girl.
Been offered a relationship opportunity with a very normie gf - overuses 'XD' and likes to think she is pretty edgy (she isn't.)
I don't think I will have a chance like this again and she's only ever had lesbian sex before (which I definitely know is true because I know the person she was in a relationship with.)
I really don't know whether to abandon /r9k/ and accept the normie life, or whether to just end it with her and live as who I am rather than putting on the mask of a normie.
What do?
You'll get dumped in no time, so go for it and enjoy it as much as you can.
>>30007797
I have a 7 inch benis (6.7x5.5 to be exact) so idk
>>30000000
Oregano just trying to find what this is
I CANT EVEN SEE STRAIGHT ROBROS WHAT SHOULD I DO
>>30007774
Are you drunk or something or is your vision fucked?
oregano
>>30007774
eat, you're hypoglicemic
>>30007774
optometrist
tfw you toot at work and you know they smell it
>>30007743
Why the fuck was this thread up for 3 hours with no replies?
>>30009029
because it's a good thread
>>30009666
Trips of Satan confirm this.
![Tim and Eric - Celery Man.mp4_snapshot_01.31_[2016.05.10_00.40.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OyaeQgg.jpg "Tim and Eric - Celery Man.mp4 snapshot 01.31 [2016.05.10 00.40.06]")
>be me
>straight
>dislike pretty much every woman I come across
>mfw actually starting to develop some feelings for gay Patrician friend
How do I stop these degenerative thoughts?
>>30007675
stop going on pol, you might become more straight
>>30007742
kek as if /pol/ wasnt infested by a fucking boatload of fags
>>30007782
yea that's what I'm saying. Pol is chuck full of bicurious nazi-types
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