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What the fuck is this guy thinking? Surely he could do better than a decade past expiration Lindsay Lohan.
>>30011450
she still looks bretty good desu
>>30011464
There's a shitload of makeup caked on her face to hide the wrinkles.
>>30011450
Dude, she is way better looking than him. Are you kidding me?
What would you rather be
A. /fit/ body, Chad-tier face aesthetics, 6 ft, but autistic/broken mind and robot mindset
B. Average body, average face, short, but normie mindset
>>30011447
If I had a normie mindset, would I still be me?
>>30011447
Is this even a question?
I don't have the chad-tier aesthetics, but I'm 6'3" and not a DYEL. Girls hit on me all the time until I say something or sperg out through bodily language.
I would kill to even be able to fake life as a normie.
>>30011447
>B. Average body, average face, short, but normie mindset
this
normie mind means I win. all I'd have to do is get my crew to go to the gym with me
then we all get fit
and then we're a chad crew
white beauty is the only real beauty
>>30011433
Have to disagree.
I think it's just "white features" really.
Skin color doesn't mean much to me so long as it's complete in one shade or another.
As in, no blotchy skin. Nice pale white, caramel tan, or midnight black. No inbetweens.
>you will never find a girl with skin blacker than the void of space but with white features
>>30011454
> white beauty: pic-related is a 10/10 qt girl
> black beauty: pic-related is an horse
you're right, black animals are very cute
When did this board turn into cancer ? why is everyone so fucking hostile and angry now ?
>>30011403
>2012
>tfw robots have purged their feels since then and turned into a cesspool of REEEEEEEEEE
>>30011403
>When
hehe if only you knew the true true
>>30011403
FUCK OFF, I FUCKING HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR, I HATE EVERY FIBRE OF YOUR BEING, I HOPE YOU DIE, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE, YOU PETULANT FUCKING CHILD JUST DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>"ok it's time to do something of my life"
>laying on the bed for 10 minutes
>thinking about life
>watch TV for 5 minutes
>back to r9k
>tfw r9k is the only interesting thing in your life
>twf trapped in your own shit
Start programing
Make games OP
>>30011362
Shit don't makes games op, that's a code monkey job. Start reversing for muh vulns and things start to get a little... Exciting!!
Getting your life together is hard oftentimes unrewarding work compared to 4chan which provides relatively quick reward. It's like eating. You can take the time to plan out healthy meals, cook them and eat on a set schedule and reap the rewards of a healthy well functioning body and mind or you can just habitually head down to the nearest takeout place and find something to eat without much effort. Which will you regret in 10, 15 years?
Is there a difference between being shy and being autistic?
I feel like the definition has been skewed a bit. Most people associate being autistic with being anti-social, but every person I've met on the spectrum talks a bunch and doesn't know when to shut up.
The definition has been skewed a lot.
>>30011339
Maybe those particular people overcompensate. I'm on the spectrum and I only speak when spoken to. Obviously there's a lot more to autism than even struggles in social interaction and non-verbal communication
>>30011339
Aspergers got rolled into the autism spectrum, Aspies are fine with being verbal but don't know how to pick up on social queues, Autismos are the same but are ALSO non-verbal.
>that one dude's reading How to Win Friends & Influence People and now keeps saying my name in every sentences
Was that one dude you?
>admire somebody
>see a small glimpse of their real self
>instantly hate them
If I can see right through you, you're obnoxious
...doesn't that mean he wants to be friends with you though?
>tfw "that" doesn't turn you on anymore
>>30011219
>tfw "that" doesn't turn you on anymore
a
>>30011219
U gay brvh
>>30011377
Nah it just doesn't get me as hard as more matured stuff does. I'm kinda proud because I didn't really like the gross feeling I felt afterwards, at least now I can feel the standard-edition shame with each fap.
I want to hack into my mom's computer in her room and access her webcam without her knowing it's on, how can I do it? Need a software or something that lets me see through her webcam on my computer without the little light from the webcam going on.
open webcam
cut led wires
close webcam
google webcam spy
sucks your mom's dick
post results
I've been out of the loop for over a decade, but there used to be a dozen trojan programs that give you total control over their computer like Netbus and Sub7.
Windows security has come a long way though, so im not sure what the script kiddies are up too.
>>30011211
Shit, man. You don't even need to hack anyone's PC to be able to do that. You just need a software that will broadcast the webcam's feed on the local network in the background. FFMPEG is a good start.
Does /r9k/ have any weird ticks?
I just remember one from HS that still lingers around a bit today
>teacher asks me a question
>start to respond
>quickly, almost immediately my throat becomes dry
>voice sounds claggy and unnatural
>mispronounce words and gargle sentences
>very noticeable
I had no idea what it was about, it even came about when I wanted to answer the question. Especially happened it big crowds of people too.
Anyone have any similar experiences?
pic kinda related
My brother will do this really obnoxious nervous cough over and over and over.
I obsessively touch and pull at my eyebrow hairs and as a result barely have any left. I also bite the inside of my mouth until it bleeds, click my teeth back and forth, and tap my toes back and forth. Not sure if these are nervous behaviors or stimming from autism tfw
if you have a cramp in your guy from running, putting your hands behind your head and breathing deep in and out three times gets rid of it, presumably by increasing lung capacity
it's from public school and might not work for adult related exercise
Ok so this is REALLY autistic "tick" I have and never talked about.
When I am nervous I take the head of my uncircumsized flaccid penis with my left hand(i am a rightie). I put the penis between middle and ringfinger, then I press on it with my thumb and do a circle motion with it very quickly. I just put my hands in my pants ane do this whenever I am nervous or writing to somebody about something important. I am doing it for a long time but nobody ever caught me into it. It gives me this weird rush it's not anything sexual and I won't get hard while doing it. I do it a lot when doing homework for example or something. But I never do it in front of anybody, I do it automatically but never when somebody is around.
What's wrong with me?
>porn comment section
>" very nice life breeding hips"
probably came from a guy like this >>30010279
>porn comment section
>every other comment is the girl's ""name""
>>30011302
>her name was at the start of the video as well
Would this board become more fun if we all became tripfags? I know why many of us remain anonymous, this is one of the best things about this site, but think about it: if we all become tripfags we will get to know each other better and increase our chances of not being lonely. Also, this will help us recognize annoying shitposters and ignore them until they learn the ways of /r9k/.
What do you guys think? Give more pros/cons of becoming a tripfag and discuss.
Original high test post
Come to think of it, I haven't seen a attention whoring tripfag in months. R9k used to have alot of those. It was disgusting.
But then I only browse at night.
If I want friends I could just have a girly username on /soc/ or make an alias skype, there is 0 reason to do that on /r9k/
>be working almost exclusively with women
>all have bfs minus the ones who are clubsluts who fuck a different guy every weekend
>they learn you don't have a gf
>they start shaming you for it
Why are women such cruel entitled cunts?
>>30011131
Normies mate, they're garbage. Don't let them get to you, they don't deserve that victory.
>>30011282
How the fuck am I supposed to work there though?
>>30011131
Just ignore them. It's your job.
gf greentext threads are literally my cocaine
>>30011120
Better than Cocaine
>>30011120
what are greentext gf threads
>>30011715
Greentext threads about gfs
When does one stop being a robot and becomes a cyborg?
I'm kinda confused with the definitions.
>>30011114
Robot = Someone who realizes and accepts that they are going to never fit in
Failed Normie = Someone who tries to fit in with normies and fails
Cyborg = Someone who could easily fit in but chooses not to
Like a robot, but good-looking and/or really smart.
>>30011143
Everybody says it different but that would be a pretty good set of definitions to use.
