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>tfw no qt soft spoken art snob gf
>looking at pretentious female profile on OKC
>claims to be intelligent, educated, intellectual, studies psychology
>muh impressionist painters, muh nitzsche, muh tchaikovsky string quartet no. 3
>there are two severe grammar mistakes in the opening of her profile
>she didn't write back when i indirectly pointed them out to her
>she also didn't correct them a month later
Keep in mind that these women most likely are just insecure in their intelligence because they are women and did terrible in math during school.
>>30013886
>intelligent, educated, intellectual
>studies psychology
>tfw no Legrand gf
My knowledge of sites that aren't shitty (design from 2004 or proboards with bad layout) are limited.
I'll start
Sep7agon.net
Uboa
>>30013580
Surely you don't mean this http://uboaforum.forumfree.it/
Columbine forum
Anyone got a screencap of the 30millionth post on r9k?
I missed it and want to know if it was wasted
It will make you rage like crazy
>>30013277
s4s claimed it
>>30013277
Robots got bullied yet again
>close window
>room gets stuffy and hot
>open window
>hear stupid children and their parents scream outside
>>30013267
>open window
>hear kids jumping on a trampoline all day
>bugs and shit come in
>screen glare
>lets the stank out
>close window
>hot as frick
>mommy tells it smells like shit in here
I CANNOT WINNNN
>>30013267
>open window at night
>moths come in and start flying into my monitor
>drunk people shouting
>>30013698
>drunk people
That's what I hate about being a corner house.
You are
>bitter
>jealous
>mean
>entitled
>insecure
>arrogant
>sexist, you hate women and blame them for everything
>racist, you hate other races and feel superior to them even though you're inferior
>take credit for the things that people who happen to be the same race/gender as you have accomplished, because you're too much of a failure to take pride in your own accomplishments
>have uninteresting hobbies (anime, cartoons, videogames, comics)
>unkept
>unhygenic & smelly
>out of shape (fat or extremely underweight)
>annoying
>asexual
>creepy
>awkward
>etc etc etc
and? who gives a fuck what girls want
>>30013266
naw 54987456565
>implying women find those traits inherently unattractive
you can be all those but if you are chad/rich women will still hop on your dick. they just reward selfishness and sociopathic behavior
What are some things you want to do but failed at?
>Drawing
>Playing piano
>Learning Japanese
>Prostate orgasm
>Winning the lottery
>>30013205
those first four take a lot of time to get good at, how long did you actually work on those OP?
> digital painting
> learning korean
> being fit
> getting laid
>>30013205
Thisis a sad list.
Post angry not sad
Post sad if you have to, I guess
>>30013176
Forgot link
http://creepher.bandcamp.com/album/sea-of-flesh-asphalt
angry and rumble
angry not sad
angry but not really sad
more angry but somewhat sad
extremely angry in the line of sad
beyond angry the slope of sadness is gone
omnipotence anger a small chance sadness exist
>>30013229
As long as there is anger there
Sadness is for normies who aren't used to this already
Now watch me whip
Now watch me nae nae
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae
Epic nae nae bro.
>>30013160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydfkfy9V2yI
>>30013160
Watch me maymay! Do the danky leg!
Is it possible for a man to make to his mid 20's still being a khv incel and somehow NOT wind up a bitter misogynist?
It seems the most natural reaction to being forever denied the means to satisfy one of your most basic primal instincts.
How some men manage to become 25+ year old incels and still self identify as feminists is completely beyond me.
>>30013158
You finally realize the fault is yours for being undesirable?
>>30013158
Yeah, they become new males support r radical feminists and they do all sorth of twists and turns on logic so everything wrong with women is mens fault
>>30013184
I'm completely aware that I'm incel because I'm unattractive but it doesn't stop me from being pissed off and bitter as fuck.
Movies that gave you PTSD
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
>>30013154
For some reason pacific rim
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie.
DAILY REMINDER
If you don't have long fingers you're not a ROBOT, just a FAILED NORMIE
>>30013136
my girlfriends love my long fingers, you know.... :D
But long fingers are desirab-
Fucking hell slenderman, the fuck is wrong with your paws?
Jesus christ, you could perform an abortion with your pinky finger you freaky fuck
>can play instruments easier
>can find things between couch cushions with ease
>can reach your prostate
wow i feel so sry 4 u op
>finally get asian gf
>she's bitchy
>domineering
>mentally ill in some aspects
>never wants to have sex
>stonewalls me for weeks when I say something she doesn't like
op's gf is either korean or american born asian
So is "asian gf" the latest meme for robots?
I guess it's slightly better than traps.
Asians are the worst. Sorry you had to find out this way.
Ask questions in this thread and we will have a discussion on them. We are going to observe together, not analyze. The speaker will not tell you what to do or what to think, I will point out facts and then you can infer what you must. If no one is interested than the thread will die, it is natural.
so you have nothing to say and expect us to make the thread for you?
>>30013095
I can speak all I want but if nobody listens then I am just talking to myself. I can do that without posting. Look at you, counting on me to guide you through your own thoughts. That is not what I am here to do.
If you want a place to start, I could ask "Is it correct to stand for an idea?" and we could discuss the nature of it. Does this topic interest you?
>>30013174
Not in the slightest.
Have a gud thread bro
So basically been hanging out with 8.5/10 lesbian from work all summer
>Hang out all summer
>kayaking, hiking taking out the dogs for literally hours at a time, sometimes all day. all the romantic shit that would put actual couples to shame.
>no romantic interest but honestly best time of my life
>depressed, sometimes cant hide it at work. she tells me she'll cuddle me out of my depression
>would like nothing more but bluntly decline infront of all the dudes that usually hit on her and would literally kill for that because i dont deserve the affection.
>going overseas. she tells me she'll miss me.
>i tell her "yeah for a while, but you'll get over it by the time i return and we'll never hang out"
>she's like "no i wont, couldnt replace you..."
>return
>we never hang out, have been replaced by old work buddy
>brother starts working there
>they always get off before me because i lack the self respect not to work the hardest.
>they finish early one night, laughing it up as i slave away for hours.
>hugging laughing whatnot.
>offer to drop the girls home because it's not really out of my way.
> drop my friend off. brother's like "hang on i need a hug"
>they hug for like 3 mins
>tell them im leaving.
>Chick is like "dw anon is just jealous"
>die inside
>joke's on them
>go home and get trashed on wine and watch naruto
>>30013062
>would like nothing more but bluntly decline infront of all the dudes that usually hit on her and would literally kill for that because i dont deserve the affection.
Stopped reading here you self pitying, beta faggot
You had your chance and you blew it. Thats life.
>>30013062
>"go home and get trashed on wine and watch naruto"
Jesus
and the pic you posted... You are a good person
Went onto omegle last night, literally everyone nexted me. Went into some kageshi chats, literally everyone left the room as soon as I cam up.
Remember: If you're a disabled male, no one wants you around. Not employers, not women, not even platonic friends.
But don't you worry, my people. Suicide is very quite imminent for my stupid little retarded self.
I just hope you're not planning on starting college this fall because, heh, high grades and a degree on your resume will not make a lick of difference when the people interviewing you for a job will always automatically disqualify you in their minds because your disabilities would make your potential co-workers uncomfortable*. Even dudes who were popular when they joined the military lose their entire social circles after coming home with a missing arm or leg*.
To the non-disabled, it is my hope that I can inspire some of you lazy blame-shifters into reevaluating your own existence and recognizing the value that you have in a world that contains wastes of space like myself. So if you have excuses like "oh no i'm a little fat" or "ugh i talked weird that one time and now i can never leave the house again", just remember this one very important fact:
At least you're not disabled. You can change these things about you and mask your social awkwardness in order to "blend in" with normal society and reap the benefits that comes with being liked and appreciated. Who knows, maybe you'll meet a girl that I encountered in the past and she'll be so thankful and grateful that you have both eyes that she'll take you home right then and there*. Same goes for jobs where parolees who served time for murder or drugs are hired just so long as they don't have any fraud charges, simply solely because they're not disabled* (and besides, you can get work experience in prison).
*based on anecdotal evidence, others' experience may vary.
Are you the 4'11 turbomanlet?
why werent you just being yourself
>>30013019
Anon that eye in your pic looks cool.. Is that your eye?
