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Chad's at the club, getting girls
While you're in the gym, doing curls
It's become more of a hobby to me.
I thought that going to the gym would fix my social problems but it hasn't.
Instead I just go there for something to do when I don't feel like doing anything else.
Met some tolerable people at the gym and it's kinda ok kinda meh.
I've come to terms with the fact that I won't be banging poon all the time. Having let go of the chase for pussy feels releaving but there lies an inner shame and dissappointment that I cannot shake.
But the gym sure has weird effects. A good day of lifting can make one feel like they understand everything in the universe. But on a day where the lifts aren't enough or whatever, it feels like the worst day ever mostly because the one thing that is left in life to give hope has failed.
>>30015306
>chad was literally born with a 10/10 body and 10/10 face
>you have to work for years to get half of what he has
>>30015515
Pretty much.
I don't know what to do at this point. I don't know what to feel anymore.
>tfw my family and sis are away on vacation and i'm home alone for a week
what should i do /r9k/?
pic is my sis on the left
>>30015072
I'll buy her underwear
Post more of her. Pls don't mute.
listen to music loudly, watch movies, play games, fap, etc.
>be me
>tfw no gf
>tfw kissless looser
>have my brother 11 yo
>he is already more ofa chad than me
>will grow to be a super chad
>feels bad man
How can i be worse than my brother when it comes to girls?
>>30015045
Holy fuck same here. All my brothers are alpha chads that get all the pussy they want. Small 15 yo bro tells me everything. His gfs, cheating on gfs, getting easy gfs just to cheat on them for the lulz
I have to just smile and nod, pretend it's not eating me from the inside
>>30015450
Well i geass at least I am not the only one :/
>>30015487
*Edit*
Guess
>be me, robot
>best friend is incredibly annoying piece of shit
>other friends are more like aquaintances really
>don't know how to make new friends so I am stuck with this idiot
>calls me a faggot non-stop despite me repeatedly telling him I only like normie girls and feminine hentai penises
>gets to the point where he calls me gay in front of others, it's completely driving me insane
>go to 4chan to escape from this shit
>make a thread and post a rare pepe I showed him beforehand
>only reply is a guy that calls me a faggot
>my friend screencaps this and sends me the pic so I know it was him
>mfw he keeps bullying me even on 4chan
MAKE IT STOP I'M NOT A FAGGOT
Got any similar stories /r9k/?
>Iike feminine penises
Faggot.
Brb sending you a screencap rn famalamasenpai
>>30014940
Telling people irl your sick fetishes
thats where you fucked up
hope you learn from your mistake
are you fucking kidding me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrzPmUlSCHQ
>>30014936
What do you robots know about depression anyways? You don't even leave your room. I spent 3 days not going to party's because stacey broke up with me, how could you possibly know what loneliness feels like
>>30014936
>diagnosed with depression
WAT
A
T
if you're too stupid to figure something like that out yourself you should immediatly end your life.
video summed up: normie almost chad talks about his bad day
>>30014936
I haven't seen the video but I'm assuming that you're upset because he is attractive and claiming to be depressed. Depression is a chemical inbalance in the brain. Literally anyone can be depressed, it doesn't matter what they look like.
Depression is not your secret club.
>stray cat prowls around my apartment building everyday trying to get food
>often leave her food so she doesn't go hungry
>she's pregnant now
>mfw a stray cat has had more sex than you
>>30014931
with this thread I'm leaving for today
thank you fellow robot, it was the most stupid logic one's brain can be used for
good luck!
>>30014957
What was stupid about the logic
So you got cucked by a cat?
we have trannies and stations in process
Ip: reeecraft.mchost.pro
>attention post
>>30014912
What are the IGNs of the admins?
>>30015474
Currently, only admin is Yanned
He's a qt
>>30015644
Nice dubs.spoiler.
>he isn't playing pokemon go
>wonders why he has no gf
It's literally impossible not to play this game and at least get a girl's number on your first day out. How are you guys passing on this before the normies get tired of it?
Honestly, i'm too lazy to leave my room.
>>30014899
I don't want to commit to something that'll pass.
I know it'll be dead by the end of the year.
>>30014911
You go play it for the gf, retard.
How do you follow world events without getting sad? Whenever I hear about people getting hurt on the news I get sad. And it ruins my mood for the entire day. How can you update yourself without feeling like shit?
enjoy your depression.
I just don't care.
Everybody involved in all these things are normal people who have sex regularly, they're essentially a different species.
it's news because it runs counter to the regular behavior of day-to-day life
somebody lives a long life and dies peacefully and happy, you won't hear anything about it. neo-nazis nail a fag to a fencepost, it practically becomes legend.
besides, you're not watching the actual world events, you're reading articles and watching videos about them.
Hey do you like my roids ??
Anybody wanna lick my asshole and sooth pain.
You filthy animal. Wipe your ass better and improve your diet.
>>30014998
Isnt it fascinating that some guy on end of world have recieved and opened this picture across his monitor, lighting his whole room from picture of my asshole.
World is wonderful.
And I eat good but I fucked up once and now I have them constantly
papa smurf can i lick your ass
>>30014823
Jesus, what was that like 10 years ago?
>>30014864
2003, its old as dirt in internet years
>>30014823
YEAH
LICK MUH ASS BITCH
A friend was recently hospitalised and I got him a get well card, what do you think of it?
This is the front, inside in next post
>>30014818
Inside of the card
>>30014818
>>30014835
If you know he'll get the joke then it's a nice, personalized touch. If not then you're well meaning but autistic.
>>30014818
>>30014835
This is the funniest shit I've seen on 4chan in a long time.
Good job, anon
Find a flaw
Protip: you cant
Lauren is the perfect waifu
Laurem
old hag
she's like 30
I'd throw her a bone. 4 shure,
she's a liberal cunt but I like her music so I put up with it.
any legalbots on here?
> approved for a 4 week unpaid leave for father's death from the higher ups
> roastie manager wants me back sooner than that because she wants to go on vacation
> sticking to what I was initially told because fuck her she doesn't even like me
> roastie is toasty
My questions are:
> if she tries to fire me, can I pursue legal action
I need my job, but I need this time off, because I'm also handling the estate now.
>legal action
Can't wait till she countersues for sexual assault.
>>30014733
you got approved by the higher ups, they outrank her, she can't do jack shit.
let that roastie get toasty, sorry about your dad.
>>30014769
> implying
we already have our resident office pervert, I'm sure she wouldn't want to waste her sexual harassment complaint on me.
>>30014798
Awesome, that's what I thought. But they're still going to threaten me thinking I don't know better. What do I say?
Would you a Pepe?
>>30014619
Oh hell yeah.
No fucking doubt about it. Everytime he'd be upset or sad, about how normies are on his board or how people laughed at him when he stammered in class. Guess who'd be there for him? caressing the perfectly shaped ravine inbetween his eye/forehead things, whispering to him how he is the one and only? The meme that never died? That'd be fuckin me.
I wish this more than anything
No pepe seems like the type to stalk and harass you for life once you get in his sights.
Pepe scares me.
>>30015853
As a matter of fact, not only would i be there for him anyday, everyday. I would do anything for him aswell. Yaboi Peep wants some tendies? I'd be the Tendie-Triton. I'd be the Chicken-Chick. Yaboi Peep wants to go out for a bicycle ride with his friends even though its really late? I'd fuckin let him man. Nothing's better than cruising round the dark dark streets late at night with your mates, while everyone else is asleep.
Oh hell yeah
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