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>dreamed about anzu again last night
>>30016934
Shame he wasn't killed in the coup attempt.
>>30016972
she's a biological female, pal.
The word you are looking for is 'dreamt'.
Get your poor English off of my board.
Newfag here with a question for you.
How did a board with the only rule of "No exact reposts" turn into loser: The Board?
>>30016933
1.B
2.B with a lot of greentexts
3.A new board with a lot of greentexts
4.Greentexts tend to be about betas, 4chan has more betas than alphas
5.all greentexts now about betas
6.Turns into a beta circlejerk
>>30016933
Moot killed the board, brought it back awhile later and the main userbase had fucked off, some came back but it was never the same again.
it was okay back then a more unique b ( as it was intend with the script in place )
in my opinion moots fault
>>30017151
He was a faggot, but he was our faggot.
I miss him.
;___;
I have no fucking friends. The only girl I ever actually liked rejected me and I'm surrounded by fucking idiots. I can't relate to anybody around me.How do I meet people /r9k/
>>30016900
Try stop being a negative faggot
kill yourself you failed normal scum
>>30016900
>How do I meet people /r9k/
do you think we are the best people to ask? I have literally no friends
this is like coming to a bar for an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting
Are there any women on /r9k/ who would ever willingly take a robot's virginity, with or without compensation?
yup i'd do it for free
>>30016867
>yup i'd do it for free
pls be in SF
>>30016851
Not a girl but I would let a robot fuck my boy pussy
Wagecuck here about to get back to work tomorrow morning... So I'm working for two years so I can travel the world for one. worth it?
>>30016829
>working for two years so I can travel the world for one. worth it?
Depends on where you'd go and what you'd do.
>>30016861
Europe. Stay in each major country for a month and explore.
>>30016890
Europe are meme countries imo, you'll be SURROUNDED by normies who are just there to go clubbing in Amsterdam or something. Plus you can only look at the same grey brick buildings in different countries so many times.
I'd recommend going through Central America, or even Asia.
I spent a month in Central America and that was more than enough.
Just decades ago, women were all kind, caring and not promiscuous. They recognised their role in society and took care of their husbands.
But modern women are all fucking disgusting. They're all extremely promiscuous and they're just plain mean. They'll crush a man's heart without a hint of remorse.
What turned women into the cold hearted whores they are today?
>>30016816
Feminism
Originalidiusimso
This is bullshit.
Women have constantly been oppressed into their role with no choice. The fantasy you have is just the middle east in reality.
Women are naturally insane duplicitous devious cunts anyway who deserve to be subservient in the natural order.
>>30016816
Beta males. Their mean, careless personalities were always there, but they had to hide it because back in the day men would not put up with that shit. Now, thanks in no small part to the internet, even the most average woman has a small army of beta orbiters ready to let her cling on for a full ride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxgRySwnYNA
his face at 1:18
all women are fucking whores
damn that fat black chick is good at this
I want to get to know that much about cocks
>>30016802
they take the fucking best of guys, and then that hispanic guy lol im out.
>tfw I haven't showered in 5 months because I'm always alone anyway and never go outside
>tfw I love the smell of my unwashed armpits
>>30016761
Thisthick layer of dirt on top of the skin is actually pretty comfy.
I can only go a week then my hair gets so itchy
>>30016761
>>30016919
You're both disgusting. That being said I love to scratch my balls and smell my fingers after not showering for about 24 hours.
You are not a virgin, you are a pure warrior who will not sin themselves so they may defeat the greatest of evils.
Who here is /pure warrior/
>>30016725
>pure warrior
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
at least 25% of us are recovering porn addicts
>>30016725
How autistic can a person be?
Look; motivation, determination, confidence. All that shit is great.
But muh warrior spirit posting is just stupid.
>r9k was once a place where virgin robots and non-virgin robots could coexist in peace.
What happened to those times?
>>30016688
Cuck shills started spamming here, women started coming thinking they could in any way relate to us, and normies started coming looking for frog pictures and thinking they were robots because they once felt sad.
Ever since all of that actual robots have been fighting with each other nonstop over what defines a robot.
>>30016724
Being able to be a 30 year old basement dwelling virgin, and not being disrespected for that was what robothood was about, and non-virgins were full capable of being robots so long as they weren't hostile to their wizard cousins.
'Normalfaggotry' was this notion that robots are 'lesser' for their lack of social and sexual experience, being a robot was realising that those at the bottom of the social ladder are no less worthy of respect because of it. 'Robothood' was all about acceptance
reddit perpetuated the frog meme which brought in a whole lot of trash
>>30016795
perhaps wizchan is more you speed lad
What's his name again?
an original post is required
>>30016686
Why do u think he has a bad chest? It looks just like mine?
That's boxing legend: "The Mineral"
>>30016686
I think it was Loch Nesster?
Hey, normie here. Just have a simple question for you guys.
Why is it that whenever I reach out and try to befriend one of you, it disgusts you? I don't get it. Is it because you feel it isn't genuine? What if I really want some robot friends?
Fully prepared to accept hate for this, I just really want to know.
>>30016660
were afraid. to many bad experiences
dunno who you're talking about, no one's ever tried to befriend me on here. i'm not such an extreme bot though. I imagine there's probably a lot of doubt about your sincerity, but when you've been shat on your whole life you kind of get used to it and anything else just seems like a manipulative trick.
>Is it because you feel it isn't genuine?
Bingo. Because it's not.
>What if I really want some robot friends?
>What if I really want some friends I can't connect with or relate to?
OP pls. Stay on your side of the fence.
How can I make the most of a local anime con? I'm aiming to make a friend amd scam on qt 6/10 anime nerds.
> everyone around here is spergy and very suspicious of normies/cyborgs
> broke and going aloneI'm a grill, but that makes me normie by default in this case. Other grills won't talk to me because they want to be the hottest one in the clique
KILL YOURSELF ROASTIE
OREGANO COMMENT
Guys, please help me.
>>30017460
GUYS PLEASE BLOX
>leave r9k catalog open
>on lap top
>in living room
>leave to pee
>mom sees picture of naked old lady
>says "Like that picture of the naked woman on the screen"
>freeze up, say "what?"
>check it out, laugh it off like it's nothing
>"Ohhh.... yeah, very attractive isn't she?"
>she leaves, and now i'm sitting here wondering if we're gonna have a chat later.
>>30016649
I-it wasn't that bad right? how old are we talking?
>>30016844
like 40-50... about her age
>>30016649
Op why didn't you close the window or atleast close the laptop? Even when I leave my room I'll lock my computer so no one can get on it
You just ask me questions and i'll give you questionable advice.
>>30016640
How do I get a /r9k/ bf when I am a tranny who doesn't want anyone near my genitals?
>>30016752
A lot of people on r9k are into trannies, just make a thread asking for a bf and put some contact info.
>>30016796
wow your'e right this is shitty advice thank you!
(i'm gonna do exactly what you said)
