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seriously. I dont like anyone, people just suck ass.
I've never liked any school mates Ive had
I dont like my coworkers
I dont like my parents/relatives
I really fucking hate girls in my age
who the same here?
Well you are talking to us so you must love us ne?
>>30019893
I'm a misanthropist as well
people never liked me, or just for a short time
I even try to make efforts, people generally dislike my personality for a reason I still don't know, they find me annoying
people around me say annoying things, but when it's me wew just stfu, I can't stand these fuckers
who else /beta uprising/ soon?
>>30020238
Are you me?
>tfw only parents tolerate my existence.
ITT: post the coolest ones you have in your folder
I want to make a collection
originally creme brulays chips
Ended up making this for a thread on /mu/ a while back, it's meant to be me
bloxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
It's world emoji day! If you are a teen girl, post your emoji in this thread!No men allowed please! Thanks!
>>30019828
CHING CHONG CHING CHANG CAN WOMAN CODE YES THEY CAN.
>>30019828
I saw this. Shit's annoying.
Teaching young girls even more about how unique and special they are and how everyone should love them for whatever they choose to do, yay!!
Here's my fresh new emoji. Malebot here by the way. X^D I call it eggs dea. By the way, in case you weren't aware, I'm a malebot. Teehee, silly girls.
Who /avoidevenlookinginthebathroonmirror/ here.
Its ok, I punched it just right that I can only see my chin to check my shaving
When I look at myself in the mirror I usually start laughing.
I usually stand there and make faces at myself for a few minutes
>start talking to girl online
>going great, getting responses
>she lives close, ask her to meet up when shes back in town
>agrees
>message her today
>message read, no response
starting my manifesto rn desu
post an example of 'great responses'
judging from your post you seem to have very little or any contact with the opposite gender and are misinterpreting her intentions.I also realize this is robot9000
>>30019753
your prob 100% right i just needed to vent so i came to this disaster of a board
>>30019784
I enjoy helping robots out but it's hard to discern between normies and actual robots
shame shame shame
I'm Jewish and every Jewish girl I know is acting like a complete slut for gentiles. It's fucking depressing to witness. Fellow MOT, what is the best way to deal with this situation?
>>30019728
How can you even tell if they aren't jews?
Like shit, a lot of ashkenazi jews look white as fuck.
Or do you just stereotype every guy with a big nose to be jewish?
>>30019811
I'm involved in a number of Jewish student organizations and I occasionally meet the BFs or FWB of my female peers. They are clearly not Jewish and have no familiarity with our organizations, but attend because of their GFs/FWBs.
My Jewdar is also off the charts, I can usually tell when I am meeting another person of the tribe.
>>30019889
how do i hone my jewdar, o wise one?
This is the kind of sexism women have to deal with everyday.
Still think they have it easier?
Je suis #artilleryforhillary
>>30019718
>no it can't be girls suck at pokemon
Dat expert stealth trolling.
>>30019718
wait a second I thought there was no battling or pvp or pvm stuff in Pokemon Go?
Either the whole story is fake or am I mistaken?
my girlfriend is really fat and I dont want to show her to my parents or be seen in public with her and I dont feel sexually attracted to her like at all
but she has an amazing personalty and its really easy to talk and have fun with her but at the same time i've dated MANY extremely attractive 10/10 girls but I just couldn't maintain rapport with them
god ffssssssssssssssssssssssss
like she has a super cute face so along with a 10/10 smile and way of doing thing but porking her would be like a difficult and unsatisfying task and i'm an VERY sexual/sensual person
what do I do?!
>>30019623
pay some people to act as your parents in front of your gf then pay some hot chick to act as your gf in front of your real parents.
>>30019623
>maintain rappot
Mystery is that you?
My gf is 250 pounds but that's my fetish
What do do when fall in love with girl across the ocean
>>30019534
Stalk her for a few weeks
Find out she has a boyfriend
Cry for a few days
Feel empty for a couple months
>>30019587
She has no bf
>>30019534
Masturbate
oregon
i took off my underwear, getting ready for bed last night.
it landed in such a way that it resembles a skull fasing sideways.
I can kinda see it.
It's pretty cool, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Why is your underwear so clean normie?
>>30019509
It looks like one of Squidward's paintings
>tfw you only feel alive when you are sitting in front of your computer
>>30019502
>tfw feel godlike in front of a computer and never want it to end
>computer
>not calling it your mecha
are you even autistic?
>not when you are playing video games
JUST now NEET is this man?
On a scale from 1 - 10
>>30019454
>24
>mild autism
>still lives with his mother
5/10, because he's relatively young.
>multiple ties
>well groomed
>nice suit despite being two sizes too large
>old looking couch but looks cozy af, no need to buy a new one
3/10 would eat mac n cheetos with
>>30019454
10.
>is completely weird
>refuses to change
He is /r9k/ incarnate.
>open the room to your door
>see this
What do?
I assume I'm about to get knocked out from behind. If the jews wanted to kidnap me because I'm on to them that's how they'd go about it probably. Even though I would think they would know I'm more into traps by now...
>>30019447
WTF ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM WHO ARE YOU
>>30019590
Dude.. it could still be a trap. You don't know for sure. See, you'd start trying to figure it out and it would distract you so much. The jews are so smart desu.
post weight and height and feels
at my worst i was 117lbs 5'11 i believe
53kg 182cm
>>30019421
year ago 178 and 54 kg
now 178 and 66 kg
>>30019421
5'10" 150 lbs
was 130 lbs about a month ago
if you're a skeleton just buy a mass gainer, it's so simple
I was going to start an advice thread, but I'm feeling a bit too down to try to help others, so let's just have a talk. What's on your minds, robots, what are you thinking right now? How's stuff going for you?
I hate my job. Spend 8 hours a day sitting at the computer moving/renaming files and looking at reports. Was supposed to get some 'real world' accounting experience but it seems like they are using me for cheap labor and making me do things that the salaried people don't want to.
When this shit is over and I go back to college I have a public speaking class that's required for my degree. Don't see myself doing well and I'll most likely be on edge and anxious for the entirety of the course.
I'm hoping that I don't lose interest in my degree as I get deeper into it, lots of money and time wasted with no backup plan.
I've been sad for a long while. It's getting harder and harder to bear.
Never been to a psychologist, I'll probably try it. Or maybe a psychiatrist so I can get some pills to numb the everlasting suicidal urge.
>>30019525
Well what do you want to do with your life, anon? Like, if office life isn't for you, what would you like to do?
