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I want to give some advice and know some of you will fire back with Chad memes and the like. But I hope some of you can take my advice to heart.
It's taken me 10 years to figure it out guys but it finally hit me this past week. And I'm too old to make a change, but some of you guys still can.
Really it's simple....to get a gf...just widen your social circle.
Wait wait wait here me out. Looks help. But really you don't have to be Chad or a model. Just lose weight and have good hygiene to be better looking. Even then, that only goes so far.
No...what helps is knowing more and more people. being invited to hang out with friends and the like.
Forget online dating and tinder. 90% of relationships are still set up by a friend or are met through a mutual friend.
When I was in my 20's I never went out with my friends...even when I was invited. I preferred to play it safe and stay inside and play video games or surf the internet. I was painfully shy and would always decline.
Eventually friends quit asking you to hang out. A few years later you realize how alone you are and don't know where to start.
I'm in my mid-30's and I just started this year forcing myself to go out into social situations. Lounge...bars...coffee....anything that would force me to meet new people.
Here's what I've realized. Theres 2 distinct crowds. The 21-25ish crowd. The ones I'm too old for.
And the 40's+ divorcee crowd looking for a new lease on life. The crowd I'm too young for.
The TV sitcom of 30 year olds hanging out at the cool bar or lounge is all bullshit. Most 30 year olds have settled down and are firmly in family mode.
The lone 30 year olds at bars and the like are losers like me.
I know a lot of younger guys are on here and I just wanna say don't become what I've become.
Go to everything you are invited to...even if no girls are there. Make as many friends as possible...because it truly is a numbers game.
T H I C K
I'd definitely park in her center.
>it's another "shit Normie advice that everybody with half an ounce of common sense knows" thread
Epic just epic
I'm sure everybody here is cured now, you ignorant twat
>just have friends and go places with them!
>tfw giant Elsa will never unknowingly step on you
Feels bad man
>>30022040
Wouldn't it be funny if Elsa was a boy and had a penis but she was covering it up the whole time haha
Elsa is mine.
Or Freezebrandanon's if he's here to claim her.
>>30022040
>tfw Else will never turn your dick into a popsicle
I've always really wanted to be a girl, but I look at my body and I know I won't pass as a woman.
It really makes me want to die, should I just save myself the hassle and just off myself now?
See a psychiatrist. Also go on /lgbt/, /r9k/ will just tell you to kill yourself, which you shouldn't do.
Good luck anon. Best wishes.
>>30022338
But there's like 3 people on /lgbt/ so I guess I have no other choice.
Be like me then.it's a last chance effort. Who cares if you're just gonna off yourself?
>18
>can't drive
>going to college in the fall
>my mom is going to fucking drive me to school
>even if I learn how to drive i have no car and no job
>everyone will laugh at me
so much for a fresh start
im fucking crying right now and my dad just saw me crying and started laughing at me. my mom started crying because she saw how upset I was and started blaming it on herself
>>30021949
How about public transit?
>>30021990
I live in a suburb
theres no bus that goes from anywhere near where I live to the college
Im not even sure if theres a bus that goes to the college period
Are you going to a community college?
Most of the students will be ghetto or retarded. You definitely won't be the only one. More people will probably be walking.
ITT: Embarrassing school stories
>be me
>be 10
>at school
>in gym class
>playing volleyball
>when through a faze where I was obsessed with wizards
>everytime I hit the volleyball I would shout
>"MAGICCC MISSILE" or "FIRE BLAST"
>crigiest. shit. ever.
>mfw I think abot it
>>30021892
>white
>Year 7 (13 years old)
>metal work class, we were given rusty metal that needed to be sanded before use
>get rust over my skin
>"Hey, I look like [pajeet] now!"
>everyone but pajeet starts calling me a racist
>h-h-hey stacy w-w-will you g-go out with me?
>that look of disgust on her face
Why did i do it bros
Why the fuck did i do it
>>30022461
>year 8
>rumors going around that stacy wants chad to ask her out
>chad being a bit of a bitch (not sure if he was keen or not)
>chad says he'll ask her out the next day
>hey, I have a great idea! I'll ask her today, in front of her friend!
nope. lucky she wasn't a piece-of-shit about it
>Thunder and lightning outside
>>30021848
thunder and lightning is comfy though! Unless its really close to you, then its scary
its so relaxing senpai
>>30021848
Are you a britbong?
far too humid here, I need thunder
Do any robots here study physics at uni? Do you enjoy it?
Starting this fall. I just chose it because it interests me. I have no idea about the job prospects or anything.
It seems like a pretty robot major though, so I hope I can maybe get a friend.
I'm not a physics major, but atmospheric sciences, which is basically physics in the air.
It fucking blows, I'm failing the summer class, I want nothing more than to off myself every day I go to class. I'm failing it right now and I can't wait to actually fail it and get zero sympathy for it.
I studied Mathematics while at university, fucking loved it, it was the best decision I've made in my life.
I guess you've got some hobbies/interests (vidya or anime etc) so join a club with those interests and I guarantee you, you will meet other robots and maybe even a qt?
Also at my university maths was a 50/50 split between boys and girls, physics was more 70 boys, 30 girls.
>>30021783
It's pretty fun, mate. Just take it slow and get a feel for the different areas of physical. At first it might look like you're taught stuff for me reason, especially the maths, but their usefulness will become apparent very soon.
And on the topic of practical advice: for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT substitute numerical values before you have solved for the quantity you're looking for. I TA in uni and it's one of the main sources of error.
>he wonders why his life is empty, meaningless, isolated and miserable
>he is an atheist
Sorry matey, if you willfully choose to reject God, then that's fine. But you can't go around complaining about your life being shit when you know exactly why it is.
Start participating in a religious community, having faith in God, and live according to his will, and THEN come back to me and complain about you life.
Because man can't live without God. And you're all living proof of it.
The thing is, you can't believe in something that you just don't believe in.
>>30021748
But, I'm already a Christian, anon.
>>30021748
>people are unironically atheists
>people are unironically religious
I don't get how someone can have faith or no faith at all, judging by logic the most obvious choice is Agnosticism.There is literally no proof that God is real, but at the same time,there is no proof that he is not real.
Ughhh.... I just started my period. So what can I do now?
>>30021690
You can fuck off to reddit or another website where people care about the lives of pathetic roasties.
>>30021690
bitch, moan, make other people feel like theyve done something wrong, get betas to attempt to succor you with chocolate / flowers in your "monthly time of need".stupid whore
This is like the second time this week
Please see a doctor
Been talking to this girl from work for literally 7 months and today while shes going through a rough time says
"Yeah, if I do decide to quit. I'll still be seeing and being friends with you".
Now this is a heart stopper. I dont want to be just friends with her. I love this woman and would do everything in my power to have her. But that line...it cuts me deep.
What do I do?
hmm, I don't know anon. Sometimes you just don't really have the cards and it seems like you don't in this case so i guess the only thing you can really do is kill yourself
Ey coming from experience I just told this girl how i really felt and she didn't want it. It hurts but at least you can move on.
alright you're going to need to spill a lot more details if yuo want to be helped
so for seven months, literally, you've been talking to her? or "hanging out"? what do you guys do what do you talk about. have you ever made your feelings clear? are you sure you want her and aren't just sperging out because she's something rare in your life? do you even know if she's single? she's probably fucked tons of guys while you've known her if she's the typical social media obsessed psychology major type
it's not bad having a friend, or a "friend", you can get opportunities through her, through invites, through her friends, etc. that a girl wants to talk to you platonically like, puts you pretty well above robothood
THIS SEASON IS THE FUCKING WORST
>Boiling hot
>everything is sticky
>Have to shower multiple times to no fucking avail
>Fat fucks in tube tops
>Computer temps playing games
WHAT DO NORMIES SEE IN THIS SHIT?! NOTHING IS COMFY, EVERYTHING IS DISGUSTING. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
The worst thing is when you can't even move your arm to do magic flick shots because it gets stuck to the table
>>30021850
magic flick shots?
>tfw you live in Ireland
>tfw it's always cold and raining
>always raining(which might be very comfy when you're inside, but if you're outside..)
>layers of clothes
>wind blowing too hard
>always moist, especially on the bus
>wet air
>shivering inside your home
>not seeing the sun for days
I wish Anzu from Im@s was my gf
being lonely sucks /r9k/
>>30021623
I promise you. Getting out of a relationship sucks even more.
>>30021623
>only wants anzu
>def doesnt want another girl as his gf
>lonely
Lol kys
>>30022317
>kys
Kill yourseIf
>tfw no big belly gf
I just want a woman with a big tummy I can rest my world weary head on and forget my troubles for a little while
>>30021583
Bad feel my man oregano
Please take this to >>>/b/. You will get the same replies, as the topic is very /b/-esque, without having to force the people in this thread to bypass a robot everytime they post an image. Do not inconvenience people! Thank you for your time.
>>30021583
haha this reminds me I am disgusting fat cyborg. guess if I trt MtF I could be someones chubby trap.
I've made about 15 dollars a day for the past week, legally, by selling stuff on Craigslist. Ask me anything.
>>30021562
How do you survive on $15 a day?
>>30021562
Did you sell dildos and fap eggs?
Do you have a feminine penis? Do you like taking it in your boypussy?
Elliot had hope once
Elliot thought things would change
Elliot thought maybe he was just a late bloomer
Elliot thought everything would just work out eventually
Elliot thought things would improve
>>30021559
>literally millions of people thought it was going to get better
>it didn't
>>30021559
And look where he is now.
Feasting with the heroes of old in sovngarde.
>>30021691
Arhk fin norok paal graan, did must hin zindro zaan...
