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You're here forever, brobots.
>>30025039
I wouldn't want it any other way t b h :)
Chickenuggets
>>30025059
It's very dangerous.
/r9k,/ I'm crossfaded as fuck and I need somebody to talk to.
Let's get some feels going, anons
>>30025008
>tfw in spacecraft
Kill yourself faggot
18946284vhd
>>30025056
Prove it
>>30025065
Naaaah
If I made a blog anonymously to let out all my insane controversial thoughts would people read it? I don't care if only a handful do, I just want my ideas to be read.
How would I go about making one? Has anyone here got a blog?
It's called twitter.
>>30024972
get a wordpress, blogger, or tumblr account.
write shit.
post links to the shit you wrote.
that's it.
>>30024972
just post your blog here. what's on your mind?
>tfw too scared to kill yourself because there's a chance that whatever comes after this life could be even worse
>>30024959
>whatever comes after this life
top wew lad
just fucking end it already m8
You're already in hell buddy
>>30024959
This is hell O.P
It couldn't possibly get any worse. Right?
>smell the tips of your fingers
>post how they smelled and how that made you feel ITT
The tips of my fingers smell like balls and garlic. It was a pleasing scent tbqh pham
Smells like cum. I just finished jerking off and came into my hand. Some cum must've gotten onto my fingertops when I smeared my jizz under my carpet.
Smells funky and disgusting to be quite honest with you.
>>30024932
Smells like biscuits, since i ate some a while ago
Smells like cheetos. Not a bad smell.
What's the most fucking retarded names of people you've ever heard in your own life and not just read on a "worst baby name list!!!! Number 4 will make you gas the Jews"
I've personally known a guy named Alfredo. I could go for years on all the names I heard from "urban youths".
>Shadrika
>Octinavious (oct-tuh-nay-vee-us)
>La'Darian
>Davidious (duh-vid-ee-us)
Etc
Anus.
(was in denmark though)
>>30024828
This ones common in the Middle East. I assume it's pronounce "ay-noos"
In elementary school this kid was named Tigilath no fucking joke
>brother is "jokingly" smelling cousin's feet across the room
>>30024760
fuck her to get back at him
Start jacking off
>>30024760
You should post a picture.
Why aren't women more alpha?
>>30024725
I used to jack off to my female orc dancing.
>>30024725
I want to be ORC'd
>>30024725
Holy shit, if she only didn't have her nose ring...
Think of a funny caption for this
go fucking kill yourself op
>>30024708
I'm nor sure what's supposed to be the main focus of the picture.
>the couple with the related shirts?
>the "don't talk to me or my son ever again" niggers?
>the fatass kid?
>the nigger with three layers of neck skin?
>the mysterious big ass arm with the tattoos?
What is it OP?
>>30025501
It's the couple matching and the niggers you fuck face
If you cum in a girl can you just piss in her vagina to kill the sperm?
I'm asking...for a friend, and also please hurry and answer.
It's hard to pee with a boner desu.
>>30024702
Just pretend to orgasm and piss in her vagina. She will appreciate the free cleaning.
>>30024729
Really? Would she?
>UN soldiers are raping your sister again
FUCKING FIRST WORLDERS I HOPE YOU DIE
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30024661
if she gets raped so much, why don't you just rape her yourself? it's not like she's gonna get any less raped
>>30024661
>gangbang some 3rd world faggot's sister with my UN bros
>cum up her pussy with no condom in a world without morning after pill or abortion
>bitch loves it, has like 8 orgasms
>after we're done, she gets scared
>asks in broken english: "if I make child, how I show to family? girl who make baby with soldier no good -- kill, kill" (making a "cut my throat" sign)
>light goes off in my head
>"where I come from, baby, our when our women get themselves in trouble, they just say they were raped. that gets them off the hook"
>mfw I visit her village again years later, she has 3 half-white kids and that's her excuse every time now
>>30024661
I didn't do it and I'm so sorry
please don't shoot up/blow up our buildings.
>when betas try to attack Chad and Stacey
>>30024645
Any interesting story behind this ?
>>30024694
Image. she's recently taken to Pokemon and acting like a super video game nerd and this seems pretty standard Stacey shit.
>>30024778
Roasties who unironically call others nerds are the most vapid, entitled cunts, in my experience. This isn't an eighties movie you twat riiiii
Wud Galko be a nice gril to us robots?
>muh vagina amiright ladies? the anime
galko is just a japanese amy schumer
>>30024619
>nice
>gril
>to robots
Think about what you posted
>>30024619
Maybe if they'reBlack
whats your excuse for being fat anons?if she can do it, why cant you?
>>30024524
It's a combination of being fat and being so socially awkward I am afraid to go to the gym or out jogging.
>>30024524
>being confident enough to go to gym
>liking yourself enough to want to improve
Yeah, those things are mutually exclusive to being fat and on /r9k/.
>>30024551
I'm the same. Work out at home. Download p90x and stick with it. You'll get visible results as early as three weeks
No Fap day one and its already hell
Don't touch your dick and everything will be fine
>>30024546
I'm trying thanks for the advice man
>>30024516
>Thinking your shitty life is shitty because you fap ever hear of B.F. Skinner?
