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Christ, imagine having a Normie in your family. It just makes me sick thinking about it. Coming home with a girl who dyes her hair a natural color. Doing disgusting things together like shopping for a gas grill. Horrifying.
>>30024508
Normie hell:
Watching sports
Buying shit-tier DVD boxsets like "Friends" or "The Big Bang Theory"
Putting a lot of thought and effort into lawn maintainance
Talking extensively about buying things on sale
Regarding sex as some sort of accomplishment
...what mundane lives they lead.
>>30025867
As opposed to filling cumsocks and shitposting from your basement?
>>30025900
>Not being a professional shill
This was my calling, shitposting for money.
and not in the good way. im sweltering. the UK isnt known for being a hot place, but fuck me i feel like im melting, even as a lie still, naked.
>>30024495
I am so lit up now it's not even funny
>>30024495
How hot is it farenheight please
Dude, my brain hurts.
Why nobody talk about pokemons here?
Because it's shitty app for retards
>>30024492
I tried to play it and realized it was absolute shit
Because this is neither facebook nor reddit.
/r9k/ BTFO by Aston Martin
>>30024480
who the fuck does care?
>>30024505
Literally every single person on this board
Cleaning a Aston Martin's a lot easier than getting rid of herpes, or her son.
We are watching KOTH
Autism and Robots accepted with open arms
cytu be skettifactory
>>30024453
hightestbeta420 is a cuck.
>>30024574
>implying i could get a girl in the first place
thanks
>>30024612
I never suggested that you could.
We can all agree things really went downhill in 2007, right? Everything got noticeably worse that year.
>le "civilization peaked when I was 12 years old" maymay
that isn't very original
2007 was a good year for me...
2007
>myspace dies because of fagbook
>Call of duty 4
>le big bang theory
>le cake is le lie meme Portal
fuck 2007
>anon says he's going bald
>"le just le shave ur hair and hit le gym"
>>30024359
It's the only solution though.
Also disable your trip you fucking loser.
>>30024359
normie advice is usually the best advice, you should take it in you pathetic subhuman
>>30024389
>>30024415
No. Going to the gym is good advice in general but shaving your head isn't when there is medical treatment available that can stop or slow the process. There are very few people that look better bald than with hair and given that balding is a vague term that can range from a little temple recession to full on horseshoe it's stupid to suggest everyone shave their heads.
do pussies usauakky look this gross some femobot snapchated me her pussy
Why are all fem anons such sluts?
>>30024277
That's an ugly pussy.
>>30024277
Imblyign yuo wuldent smash
>when you start to recognize how the simulation works
>when you start to remember the simulations simulated settings and scenery
Holy fuck, m8. I want to go back.
>>30024243
>when you start to remember the simulations simulated settings and scenery
Elaborate.
>>30024243
I think I'm recognizing the patterns too. Can you post yours so you can confirm my suspicions?
I really hope this isn't a trick to get me to admit what I know. Also I promise I am not part of the simulation.
simulated bump procedure
ITT: we post things that make us immediately lose interest in girls.
For me, a girl gets instantly dropped if she:
-Keeps up with celebrity news
-Considers shopping a hobby
-Has a complex makeup routine and watches youtube tutorials about it
-Owns a small dog
-Is an outspoken feminist
-Has piercings that aren't regular ear ones
-Listens to mostly pop music
-Wears big sunglasses
-Is black
-Hates nature and prefers the city
-Does nothing all day but check social media and talk to friends
-Is an outspoken atheist (girls who don't try and push their religion or lack thereof on me are far better)
-Has far left views, such as being anti-guns or pro-immigrants
-Isn't able to start and maintain interesting conversations on her own
-Does drugs (except for using psychedelics occasionally to improve her perspective and state of mind)
-Is the kind of person who likes summer and the things that go along with it, such as going to the beach
-Watches anime more than a few times a year
-Is addicted to video games
-Hates video games altogether
-Has no fetishes and just likes vanilla sex w/ no anal
-Is overly concerned with her appearance to other people
-Is materialistic
-Weighs more than a healthy weight
-Isn't open to trying new things
So what about you guys? Got any of your own?
>>30024188
That list pretty much covers it, although
>has no fetishes
Is desirable to me because I have low sex drive, and
>weights more than a healthy weight
isn't a dealbreaker as long as she's willing to come to the gym with me and work towards losing weight, I'll even guide her every step of the way.
I'll add
>is completely apathetic to politics
>has no real hobbies
>has borderline personality disorder (I know they're not all bad people, I just had a really awful experience with one girl who was emotionally abusive, never fucking again)
>>30024188
>has a small dog BESIDES a Jack Russle
There fixed it for you
Counter-gondola
It's another "anon is addicted to starving himself to be skinny instead of eating right and exercising" episode.
I'm fucking tired of being fat
>>30024152
Im kinda like you
Im afraid of being fat so ill run and exercise until the point of being sick
I was thinking of making a similar thread to this before I saw this. I try to starve myself but I have no self control and just binge. Fuck I can't do anything right
>>30024152
who else "too lazy to eat" here?
Life feels really bad and weird, I wish things could go back to way they were when I was a boy.
>>30024136
write moer
>>30024399
Just wanted to let everyone know how strange things have turned out, nothing like I expected. Just had an old friend turn up at my house, reminded me how I used to feel.
>>30024651
this was your friend when you were a boy?
what was life like then? and now I'm guessing it's a boring loop, same shit every day?
>800 word paper due in a week
>haven't even started
It's only 800 words.
Do you not know how to write a paper?
I wrote a 5000 word essay in under a week, and I had to had proper sources and whatnot beforehand.
Let me know if you need help.
start dumbass
800s not that bad
>5 word essay due in 2 months
kill me now
>kids unironically posting "kys" all over 4chan now
its the wave of leafy watching teenagers. it will pass eventually when they move on
>>30024033
You will immediately cease all activity on this forum if you are under the age of 18.
>kids unironically posting "kys" all over 4chan now
>and I'm one of them
kys OP you cock munching faggot
Who /alpha/ here?
>Girlfriend cheats on me with some guy at a club
>Don't even give her the satisfaction of getting mad
>Act like it's nothing so she thinks she's worthless to me
>Girlfriend cheats on me with some guy at a club
>I'm alpha ;)
>>30024829
thats the joke you dingbat
>>30023992
>girl friend is fucking another guy
>just sit down and play minecraft in the corner to show her I value it more than her
