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I would like to say a prayer.
Dear lord, please protect and care for us poor souls, shield us from harm and help us find peace.
Bless the wagecuck for without his involuntary sacrifice 5 days a week every week brings me sustenance. Bless the lonely neet and let him find comfort in solitude or the means of affording the normie life. Bless Chad, for it is his story that draws the attention of angels to our lowly world.
Amen
Let us pray OP
Amen
Desu yourself
>>30022422
amen
NIGGER NIGGER UNORIGINAL NIGGER NIGGER
Tfw range banned from another board
Tfw it'll probably never get lifted
Was it him?
>>30022374
What the fuck did you do
Oregano seasoning included
Which board?
>tfw I had a rangeban for every board in 2015 because of some retarded shitposter livibg nearby
Has anyone /never made a legitromantic connection/?
Every interaction I ever had with women has always been friendly and platonic, which I didn't really mind, I've heard nice compliments like "eccentric" and "wierd in a cute way", but I never really made a genuine romantic connection with a woman, I never really found myself easily infatuated/getting oneitis with any girl for just being cute, but at the end of day, I have yet to find anyone I have anything in common with.
I was just wondering if anyone feels the same, ignore the thread if you want or REEE it up.
>>30022364
Yeah I met a girl who was so much like me it was like talking to myself and at least pretended to feel the same, I completely failed to play it cool at all and she blew it off
I have the same experience. The closest I had ever come to a "relationship" was orbiting around this one chick in higschool. At this point though I have abandoned all pursuits of women or relationships in general. It has actually benefited me quite a bit, having the ability to pursue goals without women getting in my way.
>>30022364
Well, from the looks of it you're able to establish a degree of trust that you aren't a creepy lunatic.
If they're comfortable enough to say something like that, it's on you to take it in the direction where you want it to go.
You'd be surprised at what you have in common if you let someone close enough.
I hate being so dispensable for being a non-alpha male. There is literally no place where I'm desired.
In male dominated circles women are usually showered with attention, but in female dominated circles they're just happy to be without men.
>went to a dance class to meet people and get into shape
>tried putting on my most normie clothes and did my hygiene properly
>literally only women except an older lady's husband
>all women my age seemed disgusted with my presence
I will never return. Fuck it all I hate it so much!
>>30022333
I would sacrifice a child to Satan to be a woman (a proper woman, not a tranny). Even Chad has to work his ass off to keep a physique that women want.
>>30022333
How old are you?gee whiz I hope this is original
>>30022440
22, white, not overweight. A bad haircut, but I'm at least shaved.
>reply to my own post
>disagree with it
I don't agree with you, I've never done that.
>having an entire, angry flame war with yourself
classic
>>30022332
>>30022356
hmmmoregan0 comment
The official cute babies thread
you forgot
>inb4 child abuse
okay so when's someone gonna post those kids with the birth defect that gives them the weird tiny heads
>inb4 mutilated fetus
>be black
>everyone tells me I look like a meme
>ask them why
"you just do, anon."
How the fuck does one look like a meme?
Kek I say that exact same thing to all my black friends. It's usually the afro, all black weebs I know have a kickass afro
Memexample:Trihex
>>30022258
>Be black
Why?
>>30022258
by looking or acting the way you'd be expected to in a widely-shared internet joke, mainly
in other news, I want to hug Akari
Besides working, what's the fastest and/or easiest way to make money?
>>30022248
Scamming dumb people.
>>30022248
Gold farming MMOs?
Selling drugs
If you hate normies so much why don't you just break into a normie's home when they are gone and throw a used condom in the master bedroom's trashcan and Rainbow Dash out of there?
I want to fuck Chino
>>30022218
i dunno man
that sounds like a whole lot of work
>>30022697
I want Chino to fuck me
How big is goku's penis robots?
Is goku meant to represent chad and vegeta meant to represent the beta?
>>30022217
Smaller than Superman's penis.
>>30022217
I sketched it for you
>>29965927
Where's the rest of the story my man?
I came here to post this original comment tbqh
>>30022186
what about marina the prostitute? did i miss the grand finale?
>>30022934
It was all fake, he admitted it after post 10 or so.
TURN ON CNN IN 15 MINUTES
Dont do it, you'll bring more normalfags here
postan for the news to see
I'd say I'm terrified, but I'm so mad about other stuff that I don't particularly care.
>tfw in love for the first time in my life
>not even in a relationship with this girl yet but for once in my life I feel this amazing sense of euphoria whenever I think of her
>not the usual guilty, uncertain feelings I usually have about crushes and oneitises, I just love her as a human being
>mfw normies are used to feeling this at such a young age, and here I am in my mid-20s but only appreciating it all the more
I can't even begin to describe what an amazing feeling it is, to be in love. I can't believe I deprived myself of this feeling for so long, denied it even, because I was so afraid of being laughed at by chads and staceys for even trying.
Fuck mane I can't believe how amazing it feels, I wish I could bottle this shit up and give it to you all.
>>30022072
>not even in a relationship with this girl yet
Wait till everything crumbles when she thinks of you like a friend.
Let that feeling sink in and you'll understand why you're on /r9k/ and why you'll always come back
>Fall for a QT on the internet
>Full expect the friend zone like every other time
>She's perfect
>Turns out she likes me a lot too
I'M GOING TO MAKE IT LADS
IT'S POSSIBLE
>>30022237
possible for a dormant normie, maybe
How's /r9k/ doing Tonight?
I just got home from my mcdonalds job, 2nd day working there. Was good n fun till the end of the shift when I apparently came up 7 bucks short in the till.
Managers said not to worry because im still new but it still upsets me.
Gotta go back tomorrow for breakfast shift starting at 6.
>>30022059
Hope you have a good day tomorrow! I screwed up a lot at my first job and hated myself for it, but theres some salaried people here that made some big mistakes and they're still employed. I dont think managers care as long as you make an effort to do better next time
Just relaxing a bit before work. You'll be okay OP everyone makes mistakes when they're starting out. Remember to do your best tomorrow!~
>>30022133
>>30022135
Thanks anons
Y-you too
>Family gatherings
What the fuck is the point? It's not like you really need to see any of them, none of them are important aside from your parents who raise you. Unless you were talking to them before, why bother now?
Family isn't and never was that important.
>>30022043
>Family isn't and never was that important.
To you. Depending on how you were raised, the country you live in, the culture of whatever group you are in or the religion you practice family could be very important.
You're just an apathetic middle class pseudo-depressed guy that can't convince his parents not to drag him out of his room to see people that want to love you but can't because you try to hard to push everyone away.
>>30022164
Only a few actually arrange these "family gatherings" and most are just tagging along and only talk to the people they know, they don't try to get to know others.
They don't actually give two shits about you unless they knew you prior.
Family has no reason to be treated any different to friends. Unless you can give me a reason why they should.
>>30022164
Nothing? Not anything?
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