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>tfw turning 40 in 3 months
Get /fit/ in those three months.
Reply to this now and then report back at least once a week with a thread.
I'll be monitoring.
>>30020598
And here I thought growing to the age of 18 was the bitter end
How does it feel OP?
>>30020598
Cool, what good shit can you make?
Tfw you will never defeat a female warrior and force her to suck your dick
sounds like you've given up before the game's even started OP
>>30021470
Where do I find a senshi shoujo
>>30020595
>Tfw you will never defeat a female warrior and force her to suck your dick
You could just beat up a random woman and pretend she's a "warrior", then force her to suck your dick, problem solved ;)
ITT:Israeli degenerates
I hate these people, and Im Jewish
Note:All Israelis arent like this
I know there are a few Israelibots here. What do Israelis think of diaspora jews?
>>30020568
You really are fucking high elves, aren't you?
Good god, Hitler and /pol/ were right once again.
Skyrim is for the nords, you thalmore fucks.
H3h3 is a wife beating rave ruining sheckle monster
Im on two tabs of acid
and Im freaking out
when will this end
>>30020468
In about 2-3 hours
Just remember there is no love, no fear, no hate. Not even acid. Not even you. There just is.
No you're not.
Fuck off.
>>30020484
I took about 12
so 12? can I sleep then
She's a black woman and she's loud as hell. I see her big ass out in the yard each day and fucking her. I'm jacking off to the sounds now.
Did you ever hear someone having sex?
>>30020467
>Not masturbating furiously at the thought of your neighbor getting fucked by a man who is better than you in every way
Come on, what are you doing?
>>30020467
My parentsoregano commentes
>>30020547
>I'm jacking off to the sounds now.
I am
When was the last time you felt truly happy?
2011 for me
Everything was going so well
>>30020419
Today.
Oh fuck off, robot. You're killing my good vibes.
I'm not sure. There were some brief moments of happiness in 2009 and 2010. Nowadays I strive for indifference.
>he was happy this decade
Normie get out, reeeeeeeeeeeee
>personality is so flawed I can't even get a chubby girlfriend
>he fell for the personality meme
>>30020676
I'm not ugly or anything some girls give me a chance but after they talk to me they're like nope
at least ur not a sociopath
>or maybe u are
Who here /lowstandards/ but would still never fuck a nigger?
>>30020368
who here /can'tgetlaid/
That would be me. I'm black too. What a weird feel.
>>30020368
I think most people...that's why even prostitutes don't like me on tinder
*blocks your path*
CAW
CAW
CAW
*wing flutter*
>>30020277
*ribbits*
Nothing personal kiddo
>>30020277
Come at me brosephi
>You want to end our friendship because I won't have sex with you? I'm not a vending machine, you selfish creep!
How do you respond?
>>30020213
Yes, that's exactly why I want to end my friendship with you. It was all an elaborate ruse to get you into bed, in truth you have no other qualities that make being your friend worth it.
Well observed.
>>30020213
>Whatever
Then walk away.
Or put down the phone. Odds are she'd only say that to you in text form.
>>30020213
>>shhhiiiiiieeet bitch. im jus tryna get ma dick wet. I dint meen nunna dat frenship buulshit. Pees owt ho.
>freshman year gym class
>overheard girls talking about me and how hard it was to carry on a conversation with me
>"he never talks"
>"do you think he's ever seen a vagina? 'NO'"
>"he gets no loving"
>during free time in gym, I went off by myself and laid down near the bleachers
>girl came over and kicked me in the back but I pretended to sleep
>she kicked me a few times and then sat on my face
>she put her ass down lightly and then more pressure, checking to see if I was going to push her away and going "hmm...nope? Is he awake now?"
>I turned to the side and pretended to be annoyed and the other girls were watching and I was getting insulted by the male students from a distance
>wished the guys weren't there so I could just surrender and let the girls know I wanted it the whole time
>heard another girl talk about the incident and calling me a pervert the next day during another class
Never got any more contact and still a khv
>>30020155
>not posting this pic
smdh at you f4m
Anyways I was the like practice boyfriend of some punk girls
One time a girl came on to me in high school and I put my hand on her knee and rubbed her knee. She didn't seem to like that very much.
>>30020225
I wanted to post sweaty ass volleyball girls but couldn't find them
I'm sassy mtf. Only the best need apply :)
Tell me about yourself!
Sorry guy, you have the wrong board. Let me help you out, bro.
>>>/lgbt/
That's the m4m board, man. Glad I could help out, dude!
>>30020081
GET OUT
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U
TLEAVE! NOW!
And we're off to a great start!
What exactly constitutes a shit test? Why do women do it, and how you does one not fail a shit test?
It's a redpill meme. Turn and run.
>>30020022
A woman asks you something or does something to put you in a situation where she can see how you really are especially under pressure.
Sometimes they do it subconsciously, sometimes purposefully, they want to see if you are worthy of their time and vagina. She wants to see if you actually are "the shit" or just shit.
You pass shit tests by basically being a high quality genetic male specimen and reacting as if are so.
Note, women will not shit test genetic failures because they already know that they are not worthy, it's only when she is unsure or just wants to confirm that she is with a Chad.
>>30020022
A shit test is when a woman tries to devalue you, by acting passive aggressive in public situations. Woman do it because they are all drama addicted whores. They enjoy making others feel bad. It's what women do.
You do not fail a shit test , but not playing by their rules. Many ways to do this so you can be creative. One way is to embarrass them back. Women do not take embarressment in public well and panic easily. So say a girl shit tested you by idk saying "Anon, why don't you sit in the back seat because your short and have James sit in passenger" You in turn can say, "Wait, stacy, why don't you sit in the passenger sit since you are the fattest here? ".
See, when you reply to a shit test, the harsher the better. I repeat, YOU CAN NOT BE TOO HARSH WHEN TRYING TO PASS A SHITTEST. Remember they deserve it, they are knowingly trying to devalue you.
Another tactic is to try and to be blunt and right to the point and tell them to "Shut your fucking mouth, you cunt". Women fear direct and explosive hostility back like this. This is the fastest way to put a shit testing women in her place and she shuts up rather quickly.
Another tactic is to treat the women like a retarded small child. This includes telling the women to "stop it" (very firmly) while snapping your fingers in her face. This is very situation so it's hard to come with examples, but one time I was driving my gf and her friends when one of them started shit testing me. I stopped the care , turned around, and firmly said "Listen. You either fucking behave or you are getting out of the car and walking. You understand? You understand , say it" (make sure you have them say "yes" to know you won).
Shit tests ARE real. It happens, and it's never fun. But we are men, and as men we must never let a woman talk down or mess with us like that. Never let a shit test slide.
Source. = Been through all it before. I'm a "chad" that comes her to help robots and give tips.
I'm a robot so I have standards. But the ones I find, they all ban me after a day or three. All I can do is be myself, anons.
>>30019971
If you're Aus and not fat I'd be down, love eating pussy
>>30020062
most disgusting thing ive read all day
>>30019971
>I'm a robot so I have standards.
This appears to be the problem.
Any'all niggas ever watched Watamote?
Tomoko is literally me in most ways
Should I end it already?
>>30019903
You should probably wait until you finish high school first.
>>30019903
>tomoko is literally me
no
she's cute
you're just fucking ugly
stop idolizing a cartoon girl
>Literally me
This is what summer newfags believe
