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Stop your pathetic raid attempts
- Yours truly /lit/
>>30021053
stop your pretentious circlejerk
actually nevermind, you wouldn't have a board anymore if you did that
>>30021053
>one person posting two threads is considered a raid to all three of the /lit/ browsers
>>30021053
It's not like the rest isn't /r9k/ material too
So which one is the chosen god of /r9k/?
I'm guessing it's mostly Nurgle but with a strong Khornate minority.
Also, who is the god of normies? Slaanesh perhaps?
>>30021050
Slaanesh master race
I'm an eldar fag, so i'm quite biased.
Papa nurgle is too happy to be robot
All of them are too positive
What do we have here?
can we get a thread going for these kind of memes? i forgot about them till today
>>30021039
those things were shit even before the rest of the internet found them
The pol version of this type of meme was hilarious everything else is really cancerish
>>30021141
post em
sprinkle that originalmente lightly
>be me
>getting some burger
>leave with dinner on hands and go home
>on the way home almost got hitted by a car
>swear a lot the driver
>mfw look at my back and i saw it was a nigger in that car
>fuck i hate niggers
what are your toughts about those monkey scum robots?
>>30021035
>fuck i hate niggers
Well, who not?
Sometimes I think they hate themself.
>>30021209
what could be worse? we get Obama!
oh w8
>>30021035
they are retarded they constantly kill each other and brag about it. thats all the proof you need. but for some reason sjws and feminists defend them.
I hanged out with a guy once a week for a couple months in an effort to make real friends
but it turned out he was gay and thought we were dating
Angle? Is that you? If it is get fucked. I dropped tons of hints in our conversations. You knew I preferred hot dog since the beginning don't lie to yourself.
Ryan? Is that you you faggot?
>>30020985
well at least you got somebody to talk to you
Who here /never talks/?
I may as well be mute
>>30020894
You picture suggests you think this is cool and edgy. Do you do this intentionally or are you an autist?
>>30020914
Autist
I don't actually enjoy it, it makes me a boring person I imagine
Yeah i'm pretty quiet. I didn't really notice till I had a bad acid trip with some friends and thought I was speaking. Snapped out of it and asked them what I was saying and they responded "You were just sitting there like usual anon not talking lol"
Post in this thread if you're currently sad
>>30020879
Yes im much depress, how bout you?
OC pepe
>>30020879
hi i'm sad
hope you feel better soon anon, i have to get back to work though.
How do I get out of this shit?
>tfw talentless
... yet
what is the profession of your father?
You can change that you know
>>30020877
What a talentless looking robot
Who here hates the fact that they are not white.
>>30020848
Its just you being a uncle tom.
If I wasn't white I'd hate the fact I'm not white
>>30020848
why do you hate it?
it's better to be asian in the US than white imo, I like being indian much more
I think people who hate their own race need to grow the fuck up and stop hating themselves. That's one of the few things in your life you can't change. Why not work on the other things to make you a better person first before crying about not being a different race?
Who /tallbot/ here? Even amongst Chads as a kissless virgin, being 6'1'' and towering over them feels good. Frogpic is actually related, it's how I look down amongst manlets
5'11 tallbot reporting in
Agreed. I'm also 6'1. Nothing like looking down on everyone better than me
>>30020810
Shut up, I'm 5'11" and we are manlet if you actually ever step outside.
>Be me
>freshman
>talk to people first day
>they ignore me
>keep trying hard for 2 months
>graduating with no friends this year
Wait until you find out it doesn't help you get a job either
>>30020784
What degree?
Through my whole first year I talked only with two people from my group.
>>30020820
Computer Science, already know I'm fucked for jobs. I'm a sperg at interviews, have no internships/projects and I have a GPA of 2.9
who /almostautisticbutnotquite/ here?
my AQ is usually consistently on the 32 threshold, sometimes going to 33, sometimes 30 or 31.
I took the rdos twice, once said i was likely aspie, the other said i seem to have traits of both.
the uncertainty is killing me. I don't even want to tell anyone(so im not gettign a professional diagnosis) i just want to know for sure. I also try really hard to not bend the answers at all so I'm really strict about how I answer those.
guess i'm just a weird person, no reason for it. feels bad man.
l WANT TO DlE
>>30020720
I hang on 32-34 and I JUST WANNA KNOW GODDAMMIT HOW RELIABLE ARE ONLINE TESTS?
>>30021025
THIS GUY GETS IT
REEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOo
Look at the clock wagecuck! Your two days of freedom are up! That means you have to go to work!
Joke's on you anon, I've got the day off tomorrow B)
>>30020711
I enjoy being at work t.bh
Sage btw
>>30020782
w-what do you do?
>be me
>be 16
>be furry, into vore
>have notebook of furry drawings and fanfiction
>put drawings on my deviantart
>my bible belt dad discovers my notebook
>bible belt dad burns it
>bible belt dad then confiscates my laptop and deletes my deviantart
>all while I'm at school
>talk to my furry friends then leave to go home
>bible belt dad yells at me
>"FURRIES GET SENT TO HELL"
>my dad slaps me and sends me to my room
>crying
>suddenly I notice my windows are open
>escape
>drive to zoo
>go to tiger cage
>I know what I must do
>I must become one with the furries
>strip down
>jump in cage
>yiffs the Tiger
>gets bit
>loses arm
>gets taken away from tiger
>put in mental institute
>go to sleep
>my furry tiger persona tells me to kill the guards
>grow my nails out
>on Tuesday, use my claws to kill first guard
>claw his eyes out
>bleeds to death
>escape
>run to dad's house
>stab him with claws
>hesdeadjim.avi
>police barge in
>attempt to claw them
>get shot
>tis only a fleshwound
>get arrested
>my tiger persona tell me to kill my roommate in his sleep
>wake up
>kill him while he rests
>guards notice
>put me on electric chair
>dies
>my furry friends then yiff over my grave in remembrance of me
>>30020664
Sounds cool bro.
>move out of parents house
>clear everything incriminating out of my room
>years go by
>mom calls to say there's something I need to come pick up, won't say what it is
>ohshitohshitohshit, what did I forget?
>its my sketch pad
>literally full of futa, furry, giantess, vore, crush, unbirthing, EVERYTHING
>mom knows ALL my darkest secrets
>she doesn't say anything about it at all, acts like she's still oblivious
Thanks mom. Literally the kindest thing you've ever done.
>>30020664
Bro sounds cool.
Can robots ever be more than training wheel bfs / emotional support?
I'm not going to go into a lot of details but I feel drained, I don't think it's even worth to keep on trying and improving myself anymore since I'm not really worth shit.
I mean yeah why not
No. a robot does not have the emotional capacity to be anything more than a training bf/ emotional support.Don't fall for the robot meme. all hope is not lost. Improve yourself and be more than a training bf.
>>30022177
We're all spare parts. Why do even bother.
