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>be me
>be no one else
>have a body
>be in 6th grade
>my pencil is really dull
>gotta go and sharpen it
>get up
>black little girl in the front has her foot out, blocking the aisle
>desks were packed from chair to counter so there was no other way
>almost trip over her foot
>"excuse me" i mutter quietly
>she starts "AAAAAWWW"ing and I am confused
>runs right to the teacher
>tells her I called her a "black bitch"
>teacher angrily questions me
>plead that I had just said excuse me
>doesn't care
>principal called
>try explaining what happened to him on the verge of crying
>trying to soften any punishment, because step parent is way too fucking harsh with punishments
>he calls my parents
>sob knowing what's going to happen
>she picks me up from school
>try to plead with her
>her fatass does't care
>gets a cardboard sign and writes "I AM A BULLY, I AM DISRESPECTFUL" on it
>tear ducts already empty but continue crying
>drives me to highway
>makes me go on the shoulder and hold sign
>a woman notices and tries to argue what she is doing is wrong
>onelasthope.pdf
>a cop, who had gave her this idea, defends my stepmom's actions
>she drives off stunned
>cop gets out of car
>gets really close to me
>starts going on about how jesus can help me change my life
>tear ducts abused at this point because I hadn't done anything
>go home practically mentally scarred
post other school happenings here
>>30017684
Did anyone ever hear your side of the story before now?
Holy fuck dude im sorry
>>30017813
they did, but I guess they thought I was covering up or something.
If you're so sad all the time why don't you just get a gf to make you feel better?
How do I do that? Do I go to the gf store?
>>30017688
You just have to be yourseIf.
>>30017709
I literally cannot do anything else and I still have no gf.
>tfw now I'm 19
>>30017596
>I cannot get free obama lunch for 18 year olds and younger at my local elementary school
I'd be happy if I was still 19.
>>30017596
Fuck off kid. I'll be 30 on the 24th. You have so much time to turn things around.
Anyone else find meme rap to be better than regular rap?
https://youtu.be/3j8ecF8Wt4E
>>30017587
grime is the ultimate meme rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm-JFu6j6Wo
>>30017587
>Anyone else find meme rap to be better than regular rap?
no
meme rap is garbage
the only people who like yung lean are 16 year old memers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOjG5usM_y4
is this meme rap
>have only ever had two friends irl after 24 years on this earth
>one of them has been my best friend for 10+ years
>he was always popular but would still always choose to hang out with me and would invite me to come along with his normie friends and make me feel welcome
>other friend is an outcast like me
>normie friend hates my outcast friend because "he is a retarded outcast"
>once bring outcast friend to hang out with my normie friend (he was already with me when normie friend invited me)
>normie friend ditches to hang out with other normies
>cuts off all ties with me
>last time we talked was 3 months ago
Why would he do this
>>30017569
>trusting normies
they're only as nice to you as you can socially enforce them to. they're trash.
>>30017655
But we were friends since 10 years old man that's so fucked
kind of a dick move to invite a friend to another friends thing when u know he hates them... it's like u don't care what he thinks
What's the greatest number of girls you've had sex with at the same time?
>>30017482
>at the same time?
Hrm let me think...
0
I would have to say...
Wait for it...this is original message
0
> asking this question on r9k
inb4 some normie replies with "LOL xDD 43"
I fucking hate normies so much
Draw Pepe from memory, as fast as you can. Save and comment to build your dank rare Pepe collection.
I haven't seen one of these threads in awhile. Please help contribute to my autistic collection.
It's the best I could come up with, I'm sorry. I'm new here, I need more practice.
>>30017456
8 billion hours in MS paint
THIS ENDS NOW
What if I told you some black people are cool?
https://twitter.com/UglyGod/status/754775423733538818
>shilling Jew-funded poison rap
fuck outta here
weird thing to take so much pride in
>the race shills are back on the board
absolutely kosher desu
Can you be considered a real man without scratches and cuts on your hands?
Playing with a cat is manly?
>scratches
COME AT ME FAGGOTS
>>30018183
Fucking ouch. Did you fall off a bike?
How come normies have no real sense of introspection or self-awareness?
Because that is a result of their normalfag status
Some normals will spend their entire lives searching for understanding that robots inherently had all along.
Because once you gain those you become depressed (I mean actually depressed not meme depressed) and begin behaviors such as self imposed social isolation.
>>30017322
because unlike robots they have empathy and courage.
There is no reason to contemplate one's mortality.
One should live as though death does not exist.
Correct. However, your incorrect assumption that people are reasonable renders your point moot.
>>30017321
Why? Seems then you are ignoring objective reality (cognitive dissonance)
>>30017485
Because it's nihilism.
>be me
>INTJ who never talks to people
>0 social skills
>female student from abroad is going to stay at our house for some weeks
>"Anon, come down and say hello"
>"hi, I'm Anon"
>want to shake hand
>she looks at me with pic related face
>after 5 sec of staring she finally shakes my hand
What did she mean by this?
Sounds like she's also a sperg
>>30017285
what country is she from?
perhaps that isn't normal in her culture, or maybe she was just nervous
>>30017346
She seemed very communicative, until I showed up.
>Just go lift her off her feet brah, she'll love it!
>>30017277
I don't think I could lift an infant let alone an adult woman
>>30017277
God, she's fat.
>HELP!!! THIS CREEP IS TRYING TO ABDUCT ME!
t-thanks for the advice chad
>tfw got robbed last night after a party
FUCKING NUKE THOSE NIGGERS, HOLY SHIT
MY COUNTRY IS DOOMED, I FUCKING QUIT, FUCK THIS
FUCK NIGGERS
>>30017269
Around Blacks never relax Anon
quit going to the ghetto too
>>30017269
>after a party
You deserve everything you got. They should have shot you, normie.
>>30017269
should have bought a gun cuck, by now it's too late since they'll be taken away.
>can't work out because i get too hot
>can't leave the house when it's too hot
>can't get too excited because i heat up -> rash
>anxiety makes me heat up when i get anxious -> rash
It really is hell, and there is no cure. Some antihistamines sometimes reduce the severity of the rash, but that's about it. It literally prevents me from being able to function in society. Surely I'm not the only one.
>>30017249
I don't think I have actual heat allergy (Is that a thing?), but I do dislike hot air and humidity. Those two combined are hell.
>>30017249
I have an effort allergy.
>can't work out, because I'm too lazy
>can't leave the house, because I'm too lazy
>can't get too excited, because I'm too lazy
>can't eat, because I'm too lazy
somebody save me
>>30017562
Yeah, it's called Cholinergic Urticaria. You'll know you have it if, when exposed to heat, you quickly develop a very, VERY itchy rash. I can't emphasise enough the pain.
