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Woman hate thread. Post the best you have.
>inb4 womyn and defenders flood the thread
>>30014616
fucking woman
Origenals
>>30014616
This argument works except for the "unhealthy" part. Becoming He-Man would require you to be at the peak of health.
>>30014616
Fucking attention whore man
ccasddsda
So today I was in my first day of the "college" maybe call it Educational institution is more suitable.
it's a porgram that help people to be Emotional stable"(like don't quit your job fast) and also general learning in small groups. I mostly there for the DBT and the Emotional stable.
I have actually saw there legitimate fembot but most of the girls there are more of a introverted femanon/ half fembot
the men are mostly robots and some cyborgs (I am sometimes robot sometimes normie)
No chads at all nor stacies.
I was the younger there I think, I am almost 21, some are 27, 35,37 etc. and I think one is 42.
You could see that the people there are belongs there, I mean you could see they they are fucked up somehow.
Even the women were average and below, guys also average and below.(in appearance)
the learning today was free lernig from a Binder with pages, very simple math and logic.
Overall it was OK and it's from the ssocial security and I also get autisembux during the college because it 5 days a week
I feel a little weird, like I am not fully belongs.
I am feeling weird. anyone have any similar experiences?
sorry for my english i am not native english speaker
>>30014583
What are your other options? This program sounds cool. Never been there. Stay a while. See how it goes.
>>30015019
no other options. I was NEET before for 5 months.
one more good thing about the program is that it's have employment Test to help you choose what course to take after the program.(in the same college)
of course I gonna stay for awhile
Post your oneitis' bf
How do you compare with them?
>>30014472
my oneitis is my ex girlfriend that i dated for two years. she left me for chad
a literal chad
thats why ive been a closeted hetrosexual for 2 years now identifying as an asexual
shit fucked me up bad
>>30014472
>oneitis
>bf
why are you becoming close friends with people in relationships?
I wouldn't say that she's my oneitis but I currently have a crush on this girl. I'm better than her bf in many ways and just waiting for a perfect moment to strike.
Who here /lowIQ/?
I was tested twice, resulting in an average of 89.
Share your feels, fellow brainlets.
>tfw I sometimes can't understand posts on here due to the vocabulary
>tfw I have never won an argument on 4chan
>tfw you're surrounded by intelligent people on /sci/ and /r9k/
Hey man, I'm not fucking retarded like you but I'm sure you can still be a functioning member of society, don't let your tiny brain get ya down.
Could try learning stuff to give yourself more confidence. Doesn't have to be hard shit but something that could help you such as English literature? Try taking alpha Brian and read often
>>30014465
I probably have a low IQ. I drink a 6pack of coke a day and I go weeks without brushing my teeth.
Medieval pepe thread
Tfw first post I made on 4chan and I got no replies
this op is the biggest faggot I have ever seen
go to /b/, please
>please
I can't believe im actually getting drunk with non alcoholic beers
>>30014444
Wasted quads for autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVxZJYvc_XM
>>30014464
what? autism deserves quad quads
this is the robot board
Tell me about Reviewbrah. Why does he wear the suit?
>>30014387
It makes him stick out
>>30014387
Keeps the normalfags away.
>>30014387
He's an autist, or social retard, who is emulating his dad.
Probably homeschooled.
>download some new modern fps
>play for 10 minutes
>delete it
>try to play some indie games
>not exciting
>decide to get back to my favorite MMO
>play for some minutes
>quit
>decide to play some old games from my childhood
>realize that it's just a way to bring the old memories back, the time has passed, I can't play them now, it's just now how it was then
This is it. Even vidya isn't enjoyable anymore.
Take a long break, maybe a month or two. Sometimes I get exhausted too. I'm just gonna wait for No Man's Sky at this point.
Get Overwatch
>>30014385
I fucking feel you
>>30014401
Not playing for 3 months now and still don't want to, all games are just shit
I'm here, anyone else at evo
We should also meet up if any of us are here.
No one here? come on bots!
if you see this girl, strip her of her clothing and take photos. she's there and I wanna fuck her
Friendly reminder that you're a nice guy whether or not you want to be
I doubt anyone even considers me as much as nice.
some girl in my class randomly touched me on the arm once when speaking to me so i got the opposite of that pic
>>30014329
Nah, high school crush told me once I'm too difficult, said I should be more malleable. Bitch. Never looked me in the eyes, Pic related.
>be me
>go to pizza place to order pasta
>waiting in line
>8/10 qt at the register
>ohgod.jpg
>i get to the front of the line
>hiwhatcanigetyou.png
>i order my pasta
>anxious as hell but everything's going fine so far
>she asks: "Do you want red sauce or white sauce?"
>i try to be funny: "Well, what IS the white sauce, right?"
>she just stares at me and says: "What?"
>damagecontrol.jpg
>i say: "I mean, is it like, vanilla or something? Maybe I'll have some on my cookie if it is."
>she just looks at me confused
>this place doesn't even sell cookies
>people are in line behind me ohmygodwhatamisaying
>she says: "erm, no, it's alfredo sauce. I don't think you want that on a cookie."
>at this point I'm bright red and want to get this over with
>i say: "hahaha I'm just kidding, red sauce please."
>i pay for my pasta and get the hell away from the register
>while i'm waiting for my food, I hear the next guy in like talking to her and laughing
>mfw
So should I just cut the bullshit and do it, /r9k/?
If you didnt put emphasis on the IS, you'd be fine
If you're referring to going back there finding that girl and asserting your masculinity effectively attracting her so you can have sax and finally stop going on to this gay ass board then yes by all means
>>30014283
Nah, don't worry about it. I was called a "creepy weirdo" by ignoring some 14 yo girl selling chocolate bars. Who cares.
>tfw Shakespeare thought it was easy to get a gf
was a girl ghostwritter
>>30014262
Marlowe wrote his shit anyway, didn't he.
Shakespeare probably had bitches throwing themselves at him
>be me
>at river
>chilling
>drank around 6 beers
>have to piss
>decide to do it in nearby woods
>see mosquito
>at the time it seemed like a big ass spider
>lands on dick
>ohfuck.jpg
>panic
>instead of slapping it off like a normie
>run to river
>piss stream still going
>jump into river
>freezing
>piss warms it up
>now surrounded by freezing water, my own piss, and basically masturbating from this mosquito bite
>had to have someone pull me out of there
>cock is still red from bite
What do you want us to say OP. What.
>>30014259
enjoy your zika virus OP. RIP
At least it wasn't a horsefly.
How do we deal with the rightist problem on /r9k/?
If Trump wins it will be so many years of dank memes.
>>30014247
is it problematic for you?
>>30014247
by creating dank left wing memes. Good luck with that steamy pile of shit of a task though.
>no social media
>No friends
>NEET
>Only human interaction is with my parents
>No fashionable clothes
>Too poor to buy anything good for myself
>Haven't been outside in months
>No qualifications beyond GCSE's
Okay, normalfags, give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't hang myself?
>Inb4 muh family
Fuck off.
Only you can make yourself happy, not others.
bruh get a job that looks funny. go to a thrift store and get weird. smoke weed every now and then. theres cooler way to kill yourself than hanging. bring the world down with you baby
>>30014187
>ONE good reason why I shouldn't hang myself
you botch the suicide and end up as a veegtal in a wheelchair for 50 years.
