>be me
>at river
>chilling
>drank around 6 beers
>have to piss
>decide to do it in nearby woods
>see mosquito
>at the time it seemed like a big ass spider
>lands on dick
>ohfuck.jpg
>panic
>instead of slapping it off like a normie
>run to river
>piss stream still going
>jump into river
>freezing
>piss warms it up
>now surrounded by freezing water, my own piss, and basically masturbating from this mosquito bite
>had to have someone pull me out of there
>cock is still red from bite
What do you want us to say OP. What.
>>30014259
enjoy your zika virus OP. RIP
At least it wasn't a horsefly.
Mosquitos are the deadliest creature next to humans on Earth op.
No joke, its a statistical fact no one cares about.
Go to the doctor
