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Who else here /misanthrope/? Normies are pretty fucking awful with their shallow, vapid, superficial personalities that only care about themselves or what empty meaningless experiences they can do to seem quirky or different. I don't have Facebook but I imagine if I did I would just groan and sigh with every post I scroll past. Twitter is worse. Most people on twitter don't think twice about spewing some shit we've all heard before or retweeting some bullshit tweet about how to make some dumb recipe or some exotic location they'd never visit. Yeah normies are pretty fucking bad all around but don't think that makes it okay you robots to be any shittier. If anything y'all are way worse. Most of you have some trait you hate about yourself but you're too much of an indigent to go out and change it or earn any of the things you want. You want some cute girl to suck your dick or whatever but Lord knows you invalids aren't about to put in the effort or go out and actually earn the things you want. Instead you all just complain to like minded people on this circlejerk of a board and lick each others wounds. Its legitimately the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed, and I've seen people around me getting hooked on meth. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that everybody fucking sucks and I hope the human race drives itself to its heavily foreseen extinction soon. Call me edgy or try to validate your pathetic lives and opinions if you want but just know the universe as a whole doesn't give a shit about you and I personally have no reason to think what you have to say about anything is valid.
ok
now stop paying attention to them
congratulations you have now reached level 5 of robotdom
>>30018505
I just pretend that everyone else is a p-zombie desu.
OP needs to mgtow. Be happy with your cabin somewhere, shitting in a hole... you'll be miles away from everyone on facebook posting their inane things. You'll be light years ahead of the plebs tick tacking on their keyboards in vague attempts to seek solace in a board or place with people just as shitty as themselves. If anything you'll be isolated from the shit while it rages in the world outside of you.
>Says the robot tinyliving in a converted school bus with satellite internet living at various campgrounds around the country.
I need some help.
>be very emotionally sensitive
>only have one friend that I care about
>last night she tricked me saying that her and her friend were going to walk to my house, but she never came and I spent 30 minutes waiting for them in the rain last night. They later send me a picture flipping me off and I haven't talked to her since last night.
>She messages me about something irrelevant and nothing about what happened
tl;dr one of my only friends fucks with me constantly. What do I do?
>>30018502
No idea. I have no friends, is this what they do?
>>30018502
That isn't your friend.
>>30018554
idk anon, she always tells me how shitty of a friend she is and I sometimes think I just got really unlucky, but I would never abandon her.
There is a theory gaining traction that sexual fetishes are induced by pornography consumption and masturbation, and that they can be healed by abstaining from them for long enough to "reboot" the brain. (http://yourbrainonporn.com/are-fetishes-innate.) Some people have suggested that homosexuality and transsexualism are also induced by these things, and that our modern widespread pornography use accounts for their increasing prevalence. What are your thoughts on this, /r9k/?
Bitch your literally just posted this on /pol/ .......
It took years of porn use to get me to like traps
>>30018442
>theory gaining traction
If it doesn't already have traction and peer review then it's not a theory. It's a hypothesis.
Is Go Karting a robot hobby?
>Going outside
>robot
Try again.
>>30018417
Kinda is now that I think about it.
>pretty large time/money investment for very little social gain
>no woman is impressed by racing gokarts like she would be if you said you raced cars/motorcycles/boats
>very precision/control/focus based, strength/fitness not as important
>popularly associated with children
>manlets more competitive
RC racing is even more robotic.
>>30018417
>grandparents were F1 nerds when I was a kid and suggested that I should do karting
>didn't do it because my mother was scared of it
well fug
>"anon, what do you do in your room all day?"
Why, I oogle at strangers mammaries m'lady
None of your damn business, that's what.
Most of it revolvers around self loathing.
ITT: Edge
Anyone else take pleasure in letting their parents know something just isn't going to work?
Like refusing that going to a family gathering because it's retarded to go when you know for a fact you aren't going to talk to any of them.
Bumpedoriginal post
all the time.
>told my 8yo cousin 'no.' when he wanted my pokemon cards
>told me mom's mom to not touch me
>did not go to my irl chad's wedding for him to marry a fat tumblr female at age 25/22 in vegas
>told me mom multiple times she is not going to get grandkids from me and am not gunna get a girlfriend
just am a dick to me irl ffamily because they are fucking normies. why should i care? i have autism so i cannot understand your emotions.
i get an urge to wank when i see my mom cry.
>>30019812
>my irl chads
Your brothers then?
Who /fat here?
Feels bad mang
>>30018333
Low quality bait with low quality photo.
Your body is effeminate, bland, and boring. Try again when you learn what body hair is.
Salvia officinalis is a plant.
>>30018424
Damn. You got rekt hard OP.
>>30018424
>Your body is effeminate, bland, and boring. Try again when you learn what body hair is.
What is your biggest, most crippling phobia, rowboats? Tell your stories, experiences, etc.
>be 25 y/o male
>absolutely terrified of taxidermy since I can remember
>if I walk into a house and see an animal head, it's very similar to the experience when it seems like your going to get into a collision with another car
>I used to cry and flee, now I just get internally really afraid and just try to cover my eyes
>Cabela's is my hell
>>30018266
Roaches
I fucking hate them so much jesus christ, there was a period I could hardly sleep in my room because I found a roach there and was terrified that there were possibly more who would crawl on me when I fell asleep.
Heights make me faint and I my anxiety flares up badly when I know my parents are going to be disappointed in me about something I have done
Open water.
>went to muhreen core
>came back a civy
>get invited to lake party at friends house
>race to neighbors dock
>too afraid to get back in water
>use stomachache as an excuse
>they come back and give me a floating chair so I can get back
>antisocial for rest of the weekend I was there
Just kill me now.
robots what should i do ?
be subtle about it
>>30018221
explain.
original comment FOR FUCK SAKE.
>>30018221
Turn yourself into the police
any robots play truck simulator?
>>30018211
Its banned in my country
>>30018228
wat country
>>30018990
France
Originaloni
Are adidas track suits the official fembot attire?
If you don't wear long skirts and modest tops you are not a fembot
""""""""""""""Fembots"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" do not exist, this is irrefutable. Thread over.
>>30018327
Long modest skirts are to feminine for us because We aren't attractive. Adidas track suits and matching shoes are for us.
will give SUCC for (you)'s
>>30018204
which one of you faggots got the >>30000000 ?
>>30018204
more like DUCC amiright xD
What are yous
Actually
Advice for the young robot Edition
Stay in school.
do things, if you like someone go talk to her, its better to be rejected than a live full of regrets
>>30018186
Don't work fast food, no matter what
>Every thread dies when I post something.
>The whole world is against me
Sorry for ruining your threads, anons, some of you are good
>>30018165
I think im just about ready to just open fire in public and just wait till a police officer kills me.
happens to me a lot too, just post on pol or somewhere with huge threads
you wont get any (you)s but at least you wont kill it
>>30018165
don't make a shit thread then
>be 19 year old student in college
>happily in a relationship with a girl for about 8 months
>introduced her to my best friend about a month ago
>they start talking to each other and they get really close
>mfw she admits that she thinks she has feelings for him
>mfw that she admitted that she slept with him multiple times
>mfw she's probably having sex with him right now and im just sitting here doing nothing
>>30018121
This is what normies deserve. Remember, you got yourself into this lifestyle. You got yourself into this mess with friends and gf and relationships in the first place.
>>30018153
>tfw KHV incel
>I will never know what it feels like to have a girl break my heart and cheat on me
feels good man
>>30018153
what the fuck is wrong with u m8 how was this all my fault i didnt expect any of this happen how was i supposed to know that she'd end up on top of my friends cock
